Don't you hate it when...

[Felis]

...you're wiping your ass with the regular toilet paper, and you rub the inside of your ass too much, and it starts to bleed? Not only is the scab in your arse an irritation, but it takes a long time to heal because of it's location.

Which is why I use the soft, wet wipes whenever I can. Those never cause bleeding, and tak away more, too.

The above message will only apply to people who actually clean themselves, instead of simply getting the surface.

[sonicmega]

At 2/6/07 08:53 PM, Kurofelis wrote: ...you're wiping your ass with the regular toilet paper, and you rub the inside of your ass too much, and it starts to bleed?

No, I can safely say I've never had that happen before... O.ô

[S-S-X]

The soft wet wipes fell kinda disgusting.

[Truth]

only on newgrounds, you hear about this.

[Kalibur]

My uncle uses baby wipes on his asshole when he takes a shit. He says it's better than regular toilet paper.

[k14pc]

Well, I've never actually made my own ass bleed by wiping my ass. Maybe you're wiping too hard >.>

[Advent-Sinner]

I hate it when you take a shit, and when it hits the water, it makes a splash up that hits your ass. It feels nasty.

Don't wipe too hard kids.

[American-Chinker]

WTF, do you wipe with sandpapeR?

[Stealth-Emergence]

Dude you're meant to use toilet paper not sandpaper >:(

[Viper7070]

Na that's actually never happened to me, and I'll use like half the fucking roll sometimes..

[DustinTheWind]

I did not need to know that.

[Felis]

At 2/6/07 08:55 PM, k14pc wrote: Well, I've never actually made my own ass bleed by wiping my ass. Maybe you're wiping too hard >.>

Most likely...it hasn't heppened 'till recently, where....the details are more disgusting than this thread :P.

At 2/6/07 08:55 PM, Kalibur wrote: My uncle uses baby wipes on his asshole when he takes a shit. He says it's better than regular toilet paper.

...I'm taking that as an insult >:(

At 2/6/07 08:54 PM, shohaib wrote: only on newgrounds, you hear about this.

Damn straight.

[Viper7070]

At 2/6/07 08:55 PM, Kalibur wrote: My uncle uses baby wipes on his asshole when he takes a shit. He says it's better than regular toilet paper.

Lmao genius right there, funny shit man

[Seasons]

I use knives, and stabbing weapons to wipe my ass.

[Dadog1132]

lol... you have to dig in with the regular toilet paper

[Mis-Diagnosed]

At 2/6/07 08:54 PM, shohaib wrote: only on newgrounds, you hear about this.

second

[deus-ex-machina]

At 2/6/07 09:00 PM, Viper7070 wrote:

At 2/6/07 08:55 PM, Kalibur wrote: My uncle uses baby wipes on his asshole when he takes a shit. He says it's better than regular toilet paper.

Lmao genius right there, funny shit man

Why is that funny? I use it too once in a while, because sometimes when you wipe a lot with regular toilet paper, your ass stings and starts to bleed.
You should try it, it makes your ass nice and fresh. :)

[Ertyguy]

you must have used sand paper instead

[Kalibur]

At 2/6/07 09:03 PM, deus-ex-machina wrote:

At 2/6/07 09:00 PM, Viper7070 wrote:

At 2/6/07 08:55 PM, Kalibur wrote: My uncle uses baby wipes on his asshole when he takes a shit. He says it's better than regular toilet paper.

Lmao genius right there, funny shit man

Why is that funny? I use it too once in a while, because sometimes when you wipe a lot with regular toilet paper, your ass stings and starts to bleed.
You should try it, it makes your ass nice and fresh. :)

Okay. I'll admit it. When I have diahreea(Sp?) I like to use baby wipes. It soothes your asshole and it doesn't give you that burning feeling you get when you use normal toilet paper.