The 10 Things You All Want To Hear

[sonicmega]

Well, I'm in a fairly good mood tonight, so I've decided I'm going to provide some wishful thinking by providing you with the TOP TEN STATEMENTS that 90% of NG users want to hear me say, preferably in the near future:

#10: "I just realized my posts have absolutely no purpose to them"

#9: "I'm a stat-whore!"

#8: "I have no friends whatsoever"

#7: "I'm gay. No really, I am"

#6: "MODS, BAN ME PLZ"

the above is NOT an actual request

#5: "My idol is HAYF!"

#4: "I've decided to take a break from posting"

#3: "I've decided to take a LONG break from posting"

#2: "You'll be lucky if I ever start posting again"

AND FINALLY:

#1: "I'm leaving Newgrounds"

Did I leave any out? Feel free to add some in.

[manekineko1]

You forgot to tell us how you are in the Star Syndicate.

[Felis]

#11- Peacekid doesn't deserve any respect, let's just call him a gay 12 year old as soon as he posts something, anything!!

[ZeroAsALimit]

I really think you shouldn't make threads highlighting your unpopularity, it will lead to bandwagoning.

[jon2thejon]

you forgot how puny your cock is compared to mine. and how you love it in the ass

[sonicmega]

At 2/5/07 09:23 PM, manekineko1 wrote: You forgot to tell us how you are in the Star Syndicate.

Nah, even better:

#11: "I got kicked out of Star Syndicate, so I joined Kitty Krew! LOL!"

[Spartyn]

"I'm going to help you get s shit load of people on your forums? and maybe even help you rebuild it to look super kickass to."

thatb would be cool of you to say.

I dont know... you should say something like

"penis wrinkle"

[Cory-UVP]

At 2/5/07 09:22 PM, sonicmega wrote: #7: "I'm gay. No really, I am"

Yeah, we know.

[64]

#12: 64 > All other numbers.

[3tard]

11: This is a spam thread.

[TheBeagle]

Oh come on! Its not like everyone on the BBS hates you!

[sonicmega]

At 2/5/07 09:32 PM, TheBeagle wrote: Oh come on! Its not like everyone on the BBS hates you!

Name 5 people who don't

[InsertFunnyUserName]

At 2/5/07 09:32 PM, TheBeagle wrote: Oh come on! Its not like everyone on the BBS hates you!

Yeah! Just because 99.9% of us hate you doesn't mean we all do!

[64]

At 2/5/07 09:39 PM, sonicmega wrote: Name 5 people who don't

I don't.

[Latecks]

At 2/5/07 09:40 PM, 64 wrote:

At 2/5/07 09:39 PM, sonicmega wrote: Name 5 people who don't

I don't.

I don't either, given as how you made that awesome impersonations thread that gave me hours of fun,

[Peacekid]

I want to hear the sound of you GETTINGINTHEVANCAUSEIHAVECANDY

[ZeroAsALimit]

At 2/5/07 09:41 PM, LATECKS wrote:

At 2/5/07 09:40 PM, 64 wrote:

At 2/5/07 09:39 PM, sonicmega wrote: Name 5 people who don't

I don't.

I don't either, given as how you made that awesome impersonations thread that gave me hours of fun,

I'm joining this bandwagon. <3

[Dry-Ice]

Can I just highlight the fact that you only made this post to draw more attention to yourself by assuming that anyone here actually cares what you say.

Yes, I think I can.

[sonicmega]

At 2/5/07 09:43 PM, Dry-Ice wrote: Can I just highlight the fact that you only made this post to draw more attention to yourself by assuming that anyone here actually cares what you say.

Yes, I think I can.

#12: "I only make threads to draw attention to myself!"

Good one, kind sir!