It was sunny, unusually warm for February in California, and that stray cat I've been raving about was waiting for me, as usual. So I fed it it's usual milk and cream, it meowed a bit, climbed into my lap, and fell asleep.
Naturally, being a Newgrounds regular, the first thought that jumped into my mind was "rape it, kill it, steal it, and run away". Which I had to dismiss because I am a cat lover.
But the next was..
"OH MY GOD IT'S SO CUUUUUUUUUUTE!!!!!!!"
I eventually had to get up, I was sitting on the floor, and it bit my hand and ran away when I did kickup (that thing when you throw your legs backward, and throw yourself foward onto your feet, thus getting up without using your hands).

So, any of you ever feel that your random emotional connection to an adorable stray animal wasn't only one way?

If you're a female, How do you rape a cat?

Just wondering.

Depending on how hard it bit you, I'd get that hand examined.

At 2/4/07 08:38 PM, Kalibur wrote: If you're a female, How do you rape a cat?

Just wondering.

If it was a male cat, I suppose she could have coaxed it into an erection, then taken advantage of it?

I had this overly huge crow live in my backward. The stupid bastard was too fat to fly. I fed him a loaf of bread and a tray of water everyday, but I'd notice that the local douchebag bluebirds would dive bomb it every now and again.

I came home one day and found him dead. His head had been pecked open. I knocked the bluebird nest out of the tree and lit it aflame.

Needless to say I was angry.

At 2/4/07 08:39 PM, CaptainPeepers wrote: I had this overly huge crow live in my backward. The stupid bastard was too fat to fly. I fed him a loaf of bread and a tray of water everyday, but I'd notice that the local douchebag bluebirds would dive bomb it every now and again.

I came home one day and found him dead. His head had been pecked open. I knocked the bluebird nest out of the tree and lit it aflame.

Needless to say I was angry.

Was that the inspiration for your sig? Can't help but notice the bluebird in the first panel...

two things, first: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW, i love cats, and ive fallen in love with strays before too, i know how you feel (cept my mom wouldn't really let me feed it, so i would go eat outside and share ;)
second: At 2/4/07 08:38 PM, Kalibur wrote:

If you're a female, How do you rape a cat?

Just wondering.

im thinking (s)he isn't female they just said female so that they could put hentai as their profile pic (just guessing)

LOLZ, YOU HAD A PUSSY ON YOUR CROTCH.

/capz

When I usto live in the ghetto there was a cat that came around when I was comming home from school. It was pregnant and eventually bit me because I pet its stomach. Never saw it again D:.

Probably got run over during a drive by.

At 2/4/07 08:39 PM, sonicmega wrote: If it was a male cat, I suppose she could have coaxed it into an erection, then taken advantage of it?

yeah i thinks that most would call wishful thinking

At 2/4/07 08:42 PM, Unimportant wrote: Was that the inspiration for your sig? Can't help but notice the bluebird in the first panel...

Actually the bluebird wasn't my own creation. It's my favorite in the Perry Bible Fellowship webcomic series.. Partly because of the dead bluebird.

lol a cat hehehehehehehe.............

At 2/4/07 08:43 PM, AA-SFSniper wrote: im thinking (s)he isn't female they just said female so that they could put hentai as their profile pic (just guessing)

It's not hentai! There is no nipple or pussy or asshole showing, it's just very naughty but perfectly legal to look at in public, school, libraries, et cetera.

At 2/4/07 08:44 PM, The-Donkey wrote: LOLZ, YOU HAD A PUSSY ON YOUR CROTCH.

/capz

Lol.

KITTY!

I love those things.

At 2/4/07 08:44 PM, The-Donkey wrote: LOLZ, YOU HAD A PUSSY ON YOUR CROTCH.

/capz

When I usto live in the ghetto there was a cat that came around when I was comming home from school. It was pregnant and eventually bit me because I pet its stomach. Never saw it again D:.

Probably got run over during a drive by.

Oh, I forgot to say that I absolutely love animals. I have 3 cats, one turtle. two Anoles(look them up lazy asses), and in the tank with the turtle is a huge family of Guppies( They keep having sex), 7 zeebras, 9 neons, and 4 of the really ugly ones that have the puffed eyes.

o.o

At 2/4/07 08:38 PM, Kalibur wrote: If you're a female, How do you rape a cat?

Just wondering.

It could of been a male cat...

First of all, DragonsGrief you're a CHICK!? Then why in the hell do you have a freaking like hentai pic for you sig pic!? Are you a lesbian? Come on, come out of that there closet (or whatever the hell you call it when a girl admits to being a lesbo). : P

And as for the question, I guess the answer is yes. I have a strange liking for guinea pigs. It's probably because the firs guinea pig I had was an albino guinea pig named Jitter. He was so fucking sweet! He was albino so all of his fur was white and he had RED EYES! How sweet is that!? The next guinea pig I got was white, black, and light brown with red eyes too! I named him (or her) Nipper because he (or she) had a little nip missing from his (or her) ear. I guess it was their evil looking red eyes that one me over. Go figure.

At 2/4/07 08:36 PM, DragonsGrief wrote: it bit my hand

enjoy your rabies!

At 2/4/07 08:55 PM, Lopezinator wrote: First of all, DragonsGrief you're a CHICK!? Then why in the hell do you have a freaking like hentai pic for you sig pic!? Are you a lesbian? Come on, come out of that there closet (or whatever the hell you call it when a girl admits to being a lesbo). : P

Lesbians exist only for porn and the media. That means they don't exist in reality. My message kind of throws to the wind my real gender, if your IQ exceeds your waistline by at least double.

I hope that one guy who made that Cat video

*Cough*NEDM*cough*

dies

At 2/4/07 08:59 PM, DragonsGrief wrote:

Lesbians exist only for porn and the media. That means they don't exist in reality. My message kind of throws to the wind my real gender, if your IQ exceeds your waistline by at least double.

Excellent point. And are you trying to hate on me with that last senctence? If you are than that's not very nice you naughty girl (or creepy guy). : P

At 2/4/07 08:38 PM, Kalibur wrote: If you're a female, How do you rape a cat?

Just wondering.

Well it does have a tail. But I do feel affection for all animals.

At 2/4/07 08:59 PM, Chiklay4 wrote: I hope that one guy who made that Cat video

Speaking of cats and videos has anyone seen the video where all it is is some guy screaming at a cat and cussing at it the whole time? It's fucking hilarious! There's this one part where the cat's on a bed post and it just stands there. Then the guy is like "JUMP!!! FUCKING JUMP YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!" The cat starts to go down but it stops and gets back up and then the guy's like "YOU FUCKING PUSSY!!!! JUMP YOU FUCKING PUSSY!!!!" Hilarious.

At 2/4/07 09:04 PM, physco-pickle wrote:

At 2/4/07 08:38 PM, Kalibur wrote: If you're a female, How do you rape a cat?

Just wondering.

Well it does have a tail. But I do feel affection for all animals.

Oh, that's terrible.

Whoa it turned from sleeping kitties to horny lesbian hentai porn discussion.

Anyway, I find that outdoor cats are utterly insane while indoor cats are tame. Even so, my indoor cat has never fallen asleep in my lap D:

Heres a story. Alright we had this stray cat come in our yard in 2005 and then a few months later she had kittens. She was very very mean because she came from a abusive family. So we started to give them food and water and a little shed that we put a heater in with some food and water. Now they love us and meow alot. We call the baby beep cuz she meows alot. We cal the mom cat mama becuz she has a lot of kittens. But we stumbled opon another cat a few months back with a broken hip and broken tail that healed... Hes a good cat and still isnt coming up to us but he knows we wont hurt him =D.

At 2/4/07 09:23 PM, RTL wrote: We cal the mom cat mama becuz she has a lot of kittens.

And what do you call your mom?

I love all animals. So, yes.

At 2/4/07 08:39 PM, CaptainPeepers wrote: I had this overly huge crow live in my backward.....

And people call animals innocent.

my cat used to be nice, but now she's emo and wants to get thrown into a wall

At 2/4/07 08:39 PM, CaptainPeepers wrote: I had this overly huge crow live in my backward. The stupid bastard was too fat to fly. I fed him a loaf of bread and a tray of water everyday, but I'd notice that the local douchebag bluebirds would dive bomb it every now and again.

I came home one day and found him dead. His head had been pecked open. I knocked the bluebird nest out of the tree and lit it aflame.

Needless to say I was angry.

You shoulda just gave him some bread for 2 days then crushed some alkaseltzer into the bread and given it to him. It woulda made for an awesome story. Then do the same to the bluebirds.