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Response to Warhammer 40.000 Crew Sep. 6th, 2003 @ 04:24 PM Reply

At 9/6/03 10:51 AM, Lieutenant_Brookman wrote: "Look guys, there's no need to hurt me! As far as I can see you should kill eachother of first!" *i point at the Space Wolf and Dark Angel* "You two, have you forgotten about the Lion and the Wolf?" *They look at eachother and start hacking at each other

screw that. i stoe ur TV and all the beer behotch

"Suckers!"

remember what happened last time u got cocky?

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i meant *stole

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Response to Warhammer 40.000 Crew Sep. 7th, 2003 @ 09:17 AM Reply

My ribs still hurt from that encounter, but I showed that guy who's that man!

Actually, he showed me who the man really was, but he's dead and I'm still alive.

I leave with you this question.
What weighs a 316 tonnes, carries enough weapons to level a small city and has the speed that is lumbers and grinds everything in its path?

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Response to Warhammer 40.000 Crew Sep. 7th, 2003 @ 09:21 AM Reply

The list.

Space Marines - Bretonians
Imperial Guard - The Empire
Sisters of Battle - Sisters of Sigmar (Mordheim)
Chaos Space Marines - Chaos
Eldar - High Elves and Wood Elves (Eldar Rangers)
Dark Eldar - Dark Elves
Orks - Orcs
Necrons - Tomb Kings
Tau - Not a frigging idea
Tyranids - Perhaps the Skaven, not sure...

P.S.

I'll post the painfull conclusion of the story lateron

i agree with this whole fantasy parody.
i reckon that the tau represent lizardmen, as they look pretty much the same as science reckons the dinosaurs would have if they had evolved.

squats being wiped out by 'nids is funny. i don't think the nids do represent any of the fantasy races, and i think they where most likely inspired by the 'alien' and 'aliens' movies, (aliens subsequently inspired the entire space hulk game) at Gamesday last year, one of the stroes set up a space hulk game, with squads of imperial catachans, forge world claw conversion sentinels, against jet black tyranids, to try and make an amusing 'aliens' 40k game. i played it, and it rocked!

next sunday is Gamesday!, early this year for some reason. i reckon its 'cos the NIA is booked for the usual date for some other function. lutherfreakapotumus, reckons its 'cos the 14th is the emporers birthday. (according to our GW's calendar)

what'll happen this year? 2001 unveiled the lord of the rings miniatures

2002 unveiled the first shots of Tau fire-warrior game, so what will 2003 show? there are two things in mind.

1: bloodquest the movie. rumored for a long time. i know that it is in production for sure, but weather its ready yet i do not know...

2: Fire warrior game properly released. more likely and more trigger happy in my opinion.

3: Bugger all

so what do you guys think will happen? and who of you are actually going to the body strewn battlefield that is Birmingham?

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Response to Warhammer 40.000 Crew Sep. 7th, 2003 @ 09:24 AM Reply

What weighs a 316 tonnes, carries enough weapons to level a small city and has the speed that is lumbers and grinds everything in its path?

erm, vanessa feltz going postal?

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Response to Warhammer 40.000 Crew Sep. 7th, 2003 @ 09:33 AM Reply

At 9/6/03 04:24 PM, -MOLE- wrote: screw that. i stole ur TV and all the beer behotch
remember what happened last time u got cocky?

Ah. About the booze, I hope you do realize that it's cranberry ale? I keep it for when the folks come over.

Me, being cocky? Nay, just smart. You guys may be glad that you weren't around when Sal got back. She'd rip of your arm and beat you to death with it. Then to think, when we get kids it will be a lot worse then this...

Maybe I should sign up for a second crusade? Much better then holding her hand as she's giving birth and shouting names at me.

The channels I visited:
1. IAINN. Basicly a CNN, only with more propaganda then you can handle (To be honset I can't even stomach the propagande of CNN)
2. IASC. (Index Astartes Sports Channel, where Space Marine chapters battle each other in various sports, THIS IS NOTHING LIKE THE WIMPY AMERICAN GLADIATORS!!!) Hosts are: Marneus Calgar, Librarian Tigerus, Chaplain Mephisto and Nork Deddog. The featured referees are Commissar Gaunt, Colonel Schaeffer and Librarian Ezekiel. (The match that was on was American Football, the teams both wore Terminator armour. The intention was to resolve the Lion and the Wolf feud in a more 'civil' manner...)
3. Ordos Xenos channel, all about aliens and such.
4. A pirate broadcast from the Eye of Terror, featuring the after hours entertainment for Chaos Space Marines.
5. Recruitment channel which features heroes of the Imperium (Yarrick, Dante, Asmodai, Brother Captain Stern etc.) More of a kiddie channel, with much slap stick and comical relief.

Now, when I get my tv back I'm going to have a marathon!

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Response to Warhammer 40.000 Crew Sep. 7th, 2003 @ 09:43 AM Reply

At 9/7/03 09:21 AM, SeedyKay wrote:
1: bloodquest the movie. rumored for a long time. i know that it is in production for sure, but weather its ready yet i do not know...

2: Fire warrior game properly released. more likely and more trigger happy in my opinion.

3: Bugger all

so what do you guys think will happen? and who of you are actually going to the body strewn battlefield that is Birmingham?

1. About Blood Quest the movie... Here's the official site. This project is as good as DEAD! They haven't updated their progress in years. And in March they suddenly announced that it was placed in an indefinite hold... This project will most likely be terminated.

2. Though Fire Warrior will most likely be a crappy game, I'm stil going to buy it. I've read the book extract and though the story is enjoyable, it will make for a lousy game.

I'm a gamer since the beginning, let me sum up the points of crap:
1. Lousy graphics - Though graphics aren't that high on the list in my demands, this was just hidious. The models were all blocky...
2. Shitty AI - They always promise realistc AI, so I can safely say that these enemies will be as dumb as a brick.
3. Inlogical events - A Space Marine captures the protagonist and releases him! Marines kill xeno's, don't kiss them and let them go!
4. Tau carry Imperial weapons and swords! - Tau in close combat... Quite laughable!

These are my points as a critic.

3. Me too?

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Response to Warhammer 40.000 Crew Sep. 7th, 2003 @ 10:06 AM Reply

THQ seemed to think they could play on the interest of a new race in 40k. sadly, the game has taken so long to come out, the tau have lost that factor. and forget imperial assault weapons, what the hell are assault weapons doing in a fps anyway? never ever put Hand2hand stuff in an fps, cos its always shite.

hey brookman r u going 2 gday?

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Response to Warhammer 40.000 Crew Sep. 7th, 2003 @ 10:29 AM Reply

I wish I could, but I haven't got: the money, the transportation and the time to go. If I could go, I'd order some really good stuff from Forgeworld along. (Vanquishers anyone?)

About hand to hand weapons in FPS: It depends on the setting of the game and the bad guys you encounter. Half-Life has the crowbar, which besides a weapon, is also a tool to solve puzzles. In some games ccw are useless, such as Delta Force, Viet Cong etc. But other games such as Star Wars Jedi Knight II, Soldier of Fortune 2 and Serious Sam 2 (I like the sequels more then the original.) make it cooler, and, in some cases provide comical relief.

But a Tau Firewarrior carrying a sword... My heart cries at what Games Workshop is allowing THQ to do! THQ kind of ruins the universe by changing minor things, next thing we know, the Tau players demand that they're firewarriors get an increased WS and power weapons! Already the autogun in the game is carried by Storm Troopers (Who normally carry hellguns!) and it looks a whole lot like a M16...

"But it's really cool!" Tom Sawyer exclaims in White Dwarf. "THQ releases its kick-ass game soon!" Black librairy proclaims.

It seems that GW still hasn't learned that the 40K universe is dificult to trnaslate into a video game. (Sure Dark omen, Final Liberation and Space Hulk were cool, but there is a crapload of bad GW vidoegames out there.) I hope, that when Fire Warrior flops, they will finally learn to stop making oney out of every market!

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Response to Warhammer 40.000 Crew Sep. 7th, 2003 @ 03:20 PM Reply

For al the younsters out there who don't know hat squats are, heres a page with some squats from I think the first edition of Warhammer 40.000, so its pretty outdated.

But clearly, it is visible that they are nothing more then Space Dwarfs.

Maybe I'll add a Imperial History archive on my site, for quick reference and explenations to certain fluff issues. I'll start out with the infamous Horus Heresy and the Reign of Blood, also refered to as the Age of Apostasy.

If you guys have any links that are trustworthy and contain 40k information, such as race info, history and fluff, I will gladly receive it. Just don't give me any GW links, I've already stripped that site bare of information.

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Response to Warhammer 40.000 Crew Sep. 7th, 2003 @ 05:49 PM Reply

(No ! I didn't have been pulverized by a monolith)

I know an excellent site who contain almost all the background of WH40k, mostly taken from the 2nd edition when the history was goodly written. With even a few old editions rules, the WH40k RPG and more ! Da ultimate site...

But there is a trouble for you...

It's in French...

http://membres.lycos.fr/ettsel/taran/

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Response to Warhammer 40.000 Crew Sep. 8th, 2003 @ 02:20 PM Reply

Thanks for the link, though my French is really bad (should have paid more attention to the lessons instead of my Uplifting Primer...) but it has some interesting stuff. (They even have the original background stories of each major Imperial Guard regiment. JOY JOY JOY!)

I got suckered into this hobby a year after the third edition was released. The second edition fluff and back ground are soo much better then this mystery crap they have now. They even keep the Dark Angels background in shrouds, though it is one of the best known fluff tales in the 40k universe! (Along side the Horus Heresy and the real first invasion of Armageddon, and it wasn't invaded by Orks!) *Wipes away tear of nostalgy*

And for some odd reason, I feel like posting links to random pics.
Chess
THE Darkest Angel
Epic Muppet Show
The ultimate answers to the question: WHY DO TAU SUCK IN CLOSE COMBAT! The ultimate answer to "Why do you guardsmen always come in groups of fifty!"

Signing off.

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Response to Warhammer 40.000 Crew Sep. 8th, 2003 @ 03:17 PM Reply

At 9/7/03 09:43 AM, Lieutenant_Brookman wrote:
2. Shitty AI - They always promise realistc AI, so I can safely say that these enemies will be as dumb as a brick.

there is no such thing as good AI.i played the game Rainbow 6, Raven Shield by TOM CLANCY on multi player coop mission.a enemy killed my friend in front of me.i scared the enemy (with my bitchin shotgun, almost blew out the wall but i couldn't see enemy so mssed him) and he ran away.ok. he ran right past me, turned around when he got behind me,ran back to the spot he originally was (around a corner down the hall) and THEN turned back around an shot me.now if ur wondering y i didn't bt the idiot out of his missery i was reloading my shotgun. everytime u press reload u load one shell.i had used all my ammo there r 8 shells in a shotgun. also i wantd to see how long it would take him to notice me lol = )

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Response to Warhammer 40.000 Crew Sep. 8th, 2003 @ 03:23 PM Reply

At 9/7/03 05:49 PM, BoltgunClock wrote: trouble for you...

It's in French...

OH YAY!!!!! I LOVE U SO MUCH FOR FINDING THIS! U ASS! i speak spanish better than i speak french. guess what spainish words i kno? ahem....
Si
Senora
Senorita
Taco

so u can imagine how much fun i had reading all the 40k stuff!

WANTED: Translator to translate whole damn website

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Response to Warhammer 40.000 Crew Sep. 8th, 2003 @ 03:38 PM Reply

At 9/7/03 09:33 AM, Lieutenant_Brookman wrote:
Ah. About the booze, I hope you do realize that it's cranberry ale? I keep it for when the folks come over.

cranberry ale? wtf man.u could at least get sum crappy ass Zima

Me, being cocky? Nay, just smart.

lol.yes.a smart man who is smart enough to do his funny dance in front of an enemy big enought to crush his balls with his pinky.

You guys may be glad that you weren't around when Sal got back. She'd rip of your arm and beat you to death with it.

whated we do? i reemberse u for ur stuff when i get my paycheck.

Maybe I should sign up for a second crusade? Much better then holding her hand as she's giving birth and shouting names at me.

yeah, u'd be getting a robotic hand like Luke Skywalker by the time she had finished.

The channels I visited:
1. IAINN. Basicly a CNN, only with more propaganda then you can handle (To be honset I can't even stomach the propagande of CNN)

god. u watch news in first place?

2. IASC. (Index Astartes Sports Channel, where Space Marine chapters battle each other in various sports, THIS IS NOTHING LIKE THE WIMPY AMERICAN GLADIATORS!!!)

American gladiators is so gay.

3. Ordos Xenos channel, all about aliens and such.

great. do they show them reproduce like on the discovery channel? god what i scary thought.

4. A pirate broadcast from the Eye of Terror, featuring the after hours entertainment for Chaos Space Marines.

those r always fun to throw beer cans at

5. Recruitment channel which features heroes of the Imperium (Yarrick, Dante, Asmodai, Brother Captain Stern etc.) More of a kiddie channel, with much slap stick and comical relief.

got itz like on the movie Starship Troopers

Now, when I get my tv back I'm going to have a marathon!

of what? get cable man, u need more channels.also, i kno i'm ilinformed, an heven't checked up on news in forever, so wtf is gday?(if it was sumthing i realy should have known about, emporer forgive me)

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Response to Warhammer 40.000 Crew Sep. 8th, 2003 @ 03:41 PM Reply

That could have been in a tad less hostile form lad.

I can't speak or read French, nor Spanish, why don't you try Babelfish or something.

If that happens again I'll report you to the Commissar!

Quote of the 40K:
Pride and deviant battle, spite and harsh oblivion. Let the great jewelled knot of the Cosmos unravel in the dust.

Last words of Lorgar,
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Response to Warhammer 40.000 Crew Sep. 8th, 2003 @ 04:05 PM Reply

*The house is empty and cleaned up, so I plump into my lazy recliner once more and turn on the TV.*

*I turn it to the Ordos Xenos channel out of boredom.*
Xenos Biologis Irwin: "Crickey, will you look at that. A full grown Ork! look at the size of this bugger. I'm gonna try and tag him behind the ears with this syringe here. Don't you worry I'm a professional!" *Steve steps closer to the Ork, which is at least three times taller then him, not to mention stronger.* "Right!" *Camera servitor follows Steve as he jumps on the back of the Warboss and stabs the syringe with tag into a earhole. The warboss tries to throw him of.* "Crickey! Thats one pissed of lil' bugger!" *The Ork runs over to his peers and they all grab clubs.* "Oh sh*t... This might hurt a bit." *Hilarity ensues as the orks beat Steve to a bloody pulp like a group of Marines with a pinata.* "Crickey... Tune in next time as I explore the reproduction phases of the Eldar."

*I snicker a bit at the shenigans of Steve and turn to IASC. Marneus Calgar is reporting another match, he does that with the extra pauses between sentences and screaming the teamnames.*
Marneus Calgar: Yes sportsfans! Today, another glorious match! Today! We have the Catachan Coiling Fangs against the Threesome Traitors in a match tag team wrestling with no rules! *The ring is shown where three skinny cultists are pushed in to face of three of the meanest Catachans in the Imperium.* "And they are of! Marbo starts out against maggotface! Oh what a puch! Marbo tags with Straken, who starts to give maggotface Catachan Kisses! look at those teeth fly!" *The other two cultists clasp eachothers hands and start chanting.* "What do we have here!" *Both cultists explode and turn into a greater daemon of Khorne.* "Such a great comeback! Oh, it seems that Straken tags Nork Deddog !" *A massive Ogryn grabs hold of the remaining cultist and throws him on the floor and proceeds to bodyslam him twelve times* "Did I say that this Ogryn is the body slam meister!" *With the last body slam the cultist his head pops of and flies towards the greater daemon, who touches it.* "oh no! That was a legal tag!" *The greater daemon enters the ring and grapples with the Ogryn. They give eachother a headbutt, but neither seems to feel the pain.* "Whats this! Deddog lets and tags Marbo! What a surprise!" *Marbo jumps forwards and starts giving headbutt after headbutt and keeps doing it until the Daemons visage is a total ruin.* "What a suprising finale! Coming up next! Mud wrestling! The Ultra Marines versus the Holy order of the Bloody Rose!" *Image shows a stripped down Space Marine take on a stripped down Sister of Battle.*

*I slap myself and turn the TV of.* "Back to work once more!" *Opens a door and starts whipping Dorkboy back to work.*

And GDAY, means GAMES DAY LAD!

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Response to Warhammer 40.000 Crew Sep. 8th, 2003 @ 04:12 PM Reply

At 9/8/03 03:41 PM, Lieutenant_Brookman wrote: That could have been in a tad less hostile form lad.

srry if it came out that way, i was shooting for sarcastic humor = )

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At 9/8/03 04:05 PM, Lieutenant_Brookman wrote: *The house is empty and cleaned up, so I plump into my lazy recliner once more and turn on the TV.*

lol ur char needs hobby.

Xenos Biologis Irwin: "Crickey, will you look at that. A full grown Ork! look at the size of this bugger. I'm gonna try and tag him behind the ears with this syringe here.

.........uhuh.....what school did he graduate from?oh he didn't, how could we tell ; )))))

*Hilarity ensues as the orks beat Steve to a bloody pulp like a group of Marines with a pinata.* "Crickey...

heh....that's what u get for cutting school = )

Coming up next! Mud wrestling! The Ultra Marines versus the Holy order of the Bloody Rose!" *Image shows a stripped down Space Marine take on a stripped down Sister of Battle.*

daaaaammmmmmnnnnnn, they can show that without getting sued and/or beaten to death?

*I slap myself and turn the TV of.* "Back to work once more!" *Opens a door and starts whipping Dorkboy back to work.*

k, that doesn't count as the hobby i was talking about.nice try though!lol

know down to buisinees.few things i gotta get out of the way.ahem.....yeah u, pay attention.(slaps big raw steak on the table so our 'nid friend will pay attention)alright. item number one.

1. My char has reserved the right(or in laymans terms, i dibs it) to say "Yippee ki yay mother f*ckers"-quote Clint Eastwood.

item number 2
2.i was checking my email an noticed on MSN's homepage that people r SUEING Kazaa users for alot of money.(i forgot who exactly, but it was prob Metallica, we know how much they enjoyed Napster) so if u use it u better delete it from ur cpu quick as a tyranid guant can tear apart a bunny.(maybe i should dibs that 2 =) )

item 3
3. i don't speak witha southern accent. if i ay damnit or arse i say it like a normal person would.i'm not a country accented person.sumone asked my that on Raven Shield and so i wanted to make sure yall didn't have the wrong idea.(NOT saying this cuz racist against southern accented people! i'm not a racist.but i do hate alien scum. though i'm make i aception for the 'nid staring at the steak.)

that is all the news i have.oh exepect i got sum cash, here ya go Brookman(hands over sum money).oh i also got sum Vodka for everyone that wants one(opens cooler)

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Response to Warhammer 40.000 Crew Sep. 8th, 2003 @ 04:40 PM Reply

oh yay,(sees the Nid drooling)here ya go, thx for listening*tosses the steak to Sumireyu*

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Response to Warhammer 40.000 Crew Sep. 8th, 2003 @ 06:45 PM Reply

Sorry about the lack of posting, but the shadow in the warp prevented any communication.

Fucking 'Nids.

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Oh, by the way, heres a lasrifle for the 'alternative lifestyle' Guardsman.

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Response to Warhammer 40.000 Crew Sep. 9th, 2003 @ 12:17 PM Reply

About the Yippekayay quote... It's not done by Clint, but by Bruce Willis in the Die Hard Trilogy.

About the liquor money, thanks! I've refilled my fridge with all the spring water I need!

About the colourfull pics, the grenade is probably from Slaanesh and the lasgun is one of the gayest photoshops I have ever seen... (Not that I am a homp-phobe or anything anti-alternative.)

And! The most important reason to join the Imperial Guard! When fighting alongside Space Marines and have to bow down tot their superior ab-human powers, remember these things!

1. Chicks dig men in flak!
2. Space Marines are castrated at their initiation!
3. We're cute!

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At 9/9/03 12:17 PM, Lieutenant_Brookman wrote: About the Yippekayay quote... It's not done by Clint, but by Bruce Willis in the Die Hard Trilogy.

that's what i thought, but my friend swears it was Clint

About the liquor money, thanks! I've refilled my fridge with all the spring water I need!

u know, i'm gonna love to see how many guys give u hell when they see how much ur batchelor party will suck = ) invite me, we don't want Sal working 2 much overtime do we? +more fun ass kicking!

About the colourfull pics, the grenade is probably from Slaanesh and the lasgun is one of the gayest photoshops I have ever seen...

it made we want to destroy sivak and all his followers.i settled for printing it out an setting it on fire >=)

And! The most important reason to join the Imperial Guard! When fighting alongside Space Marines and have to bow down tot their superior ab-human powers, remember these things!
2. Space Marines are castrated at their initiation!

i musta missed that that night when i was getting drunk and went out shooting stuff that moves cuz i'm still packing.Yay for me = ). n e one turns me in an yall getting a head full a buck shot.(loads few shells)

3. We're cute!

.....................i'm not gonna touch this one.same for #1

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Response to Warhammer 40.000 Crew Sep. 9th, 2003 @ 07:00 PM Reply

an i mean that.i'm all for serving the emporer, but i will destroy u u try that shit.if ur look'n 4 a new shiny pimp object look sumwhere else cuz i have plenty of ammo here.(pumps gun)

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Response to Warhammer 40.000 Crew Sep. 10th, 2003 @ 02:28 PM Reply

Ah, with this new job for school I have alot of gaps of spare time with nothing but a pen, paper and a head filled with weird ideas that I pen down.

My latest (some call this idea sick and others call it downright awasome...) idea is a cross over between Warhammer 40.000 and the Lord of the Rings. I've seen both movies and though the director rapes the books and adds in the dwarf bashing and elf-fetishes, they are quite enjoyable.

After seeing two particular scenes* in the Two Towers I got the idea of the cross over.

Thusfar I've come up with these concepts, most of these might sound stupid, or, dare I say: Sick!

Replace the hobbits with hive gangers (Most preferably Delaque or Orlock.)
Bilbo Baggins: Ol' chem head Bobo
Gandalf: Priest and lateron a Saint
Aragorn: Rogue trader or a Inquisitor of the Ordo Xenos
Gimli: 13th Company Space Wolf
Legolas: Eldar Ranger
Sauruman: Techpriest
Sauron: Horus
Gollum: Some minor chaos fiend
Elrond: Eldrad Ulthan
Boromir: Imperial Commissar
Riders of Rohan: Cadian mechanised infantry
Goblins: Mutants and zombies
Orks: Chaos cultists
Uruk Hai: Black legion space marines
Uruk Hai siege troops: Iron Warriors
Uruk hai berzerkers: Berzerkers of Khorne
Eomer: Colonel 'Snake' Stranski
Treebeard: Venerable Dreadnought
Ents: Dreadnoughts and Titans
Theoden: Lord Castalan Usarker E. Creed
Gamlin: Jarren Kell
Faramir and his rangers: Catachans!
Grima Wormtongue: Agitator Colonel Crimae of the Volscani Cataphracts (A.K.A. Traitor guard!)

The Ring: This is a toughy... but I'm thinking of turning it into a ring(no big suprise here eh!) with daemonic powers.
Horses: These are sooo outdated! Chimera's, Salamanders and Leman Russ tanks for everyone!
Wargs: Ehehe, every story needs some green, thus these will be Ork Speed freeks! WAAAAAAAGH!
The Ringwraiths: I'm not sure as of yet... perhaps some Necron Nightbringers or something sinister like that.
Isengard: This will most probably be a forge.
Helmsdeep: I've redubbed it to Kasr Sonnen to keep with the Cadian theme

But! I'm not going to Dwarf bash anybody here! (or in this case, space marine bash!) This will be based around humour and the gritty violence of the forty first millenium!

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*The scenes are: The last march of the Ents, which almost made me cry of the beauty and the background music used. I've started to imagine what it would be like if Isengard was attacked by Dreadnoughts and Warhound titans...

And Forth Eorlingas, where the Riders of Rohan charge in their thousands to rescue Helmsdeep. (Rohans are a cool concept: Norsemen on horses with a celtic background. I know it sounds hard to understand for all you boltbrains out there! :D) Anyhow, I really liked the way the King charged out outnumbered and how Gandalf appeared on the hill, then the commander and then his legion. In a 40k manner it would be like this: Saint Gandalf on his Rhino, Colonel Snake in his chimera and a thousand Leman Russ battle tanks roar up behind them to charge the Iron Warriors... Beautifull!

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Ah great, just what we need!
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Response to Warhammer 40.000 Crew Sep. 10th, 2003 @ 04:10 PM Reply

who here iz going to GDay cuz ill meet ne1 hu is
at the marine statue if they r and play a game against them

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Response to Warhammer 40.000 Crew Sep. 10th, 2003 @ 04:18 PM Reply

I will apologize for the pics, but I'm not the one who made them.

Anyway, here's more proof that the Tech Priests are going insane.

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At 9/10/03 02:28 PM, Lieutenant_Brookman wrote:
My latest (some call this idea sick and others call it downright awasome...) idea is a cross over between Warhammer 40.000 and the Lord of the Rings.

very interesting idea

Warhound titans...

Warhounds rule.

it seems to have been a little quite on the posts lately.so....few main issues

1. how r the sprites coming? n e more big guns?
2. have u whipped Dorkboy to death?
3. n e sprites that aren't
-Imperial guard
-Sisters of Battle
-Big, scary, artillery
-Booze,Beer, n winches
4. r we gonna have another good story time soon =) lol

i'll sign in again later yall.

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Response to Warhammer 40.000 Crew Sep. 11th, 2003 @ 01:58 PM Reply

Mole,

1. The sprites are coming along nicely. DB is already giving a shot at space marines. He got a wee bit tired of all the Imperial Guard stuff, so he's working on a Tau Crisis Suit and a Space Marine with bolter.
2. He is still alive and very well kicking.
3. To that: Nope, I'm sorry.
4. See my next post please.

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