Never piss off a fucking teenaged..

[Sp00kyy]

catholic boy. They're so fucking pent up and, angry. I think it's because they can't wank. I got my ass kicked by one today. He has this thing for a gilr and, he sees me as a threat. Anyway. He becomes hostile. Begins talking trash. I defend myself and, walk away. Next minute. I'm on the ground getting kicked in the ribs. I manage to grab his foot. Drag him to the ground. Climb on top of him and, deliver some blows to the face. Before our friends break up the fight. I'm in a lot of pain though. He managed to give me a black eye too.:( Why, won't god let them fap?

[Advent-Sinner]

Yup, you need to learn how to fight. Watch some movies and pretend to know what they're doing, and play yourself some nice montage music. The next day, instant Bruce Lee. It's bound to work.

[Sp00kyy]

He caught me off guard and, I don't think I'll bump into him anymore.

[Darknessium]

Gag him and castrate him in his sleep.

[Advent-Sinner]

At 2/3/07 02:34 AM, Sp00kyy wrote: He caught me off guard and, I don't think I'll bump into him anymore.

So what? You still need to learn how to fight. NOW GO RENT SOME JACKIE CHAN MOVIES!

[Egeus]

At 2/3/07 02:35 AM, Darknessium wrote: Gag him and castrate him in his sleep.

Thats actually a good plan. You can't get into heaven if you've been castrated.

[Darknessium]

At 2/3/07 02:37 AM, icegod-ninjabot1337 wrote: Thats actually a good plan. You can't get into heaven if you've been castrated.

Exactly.

[Sp00kyy]

At 2/3/07 02:37 AM, Advent-Sinner wrote:

At 2/3/07 02:34 AM, Sp00kyy wrote: He caught me off guard and, I don't think I'll bump into him anymore.

So what? You still need to learn how to fight. NOW GO RENT SOME JACKIE CHAN MOVIES!

Sure.
Fine

Whatever.

[zzzzd]

Yea catholics are tricky, theyre back stabbin cunts. Be careful

[MegaGold]

At 2/3/07 02:37 AM, Advent-Sinner wrote:

At 2/3/07 02:34 AM, Sp00kyy wrote: He caught me off guard and, I don't think I'll bump into him anymore.

So what? You still need to learn how to fight. NOW GO RENT SOME JACKIE CHAN MOVIES!

And play the Jet Li game out for PS2 XD.

[Sp00kyy]

At 2/3/07 02:43 AM, MegaGold wrote:

At 2/3/07 02:37 AM, Advent-Sinner wrote:

At 2/3/07 02:34 AM, Sp00kyy wrote: He caught me off guard and, I don't think I'll bump into him anymore.

So what? You still need to learn how to fight. NOW GO RENT SOME JACKIE CHAN MOVIES!

And play the Jet Li game out for PS2 XD.

No.

Seriously it sucked. Fighting with the thumbsticks? WTF?

[Advent-Sinner]

At 2/3/07 02:43 AM, MegaGold wrote: And play the Jet Li game out for PS2 XD.

See? He gets it. I'm sure he's had amazing results with this kind of training. You'll be kicking religious ass in no time.

[Sensationalism]

I thought you were going to say ...mutant ninja turtle. But instead it's about a fight you had with a total douchebag. Oh well.

[SephirothFreidel677]

We aren't all jerks. And one thing about us catholics, we have a lot of rules, but few actually follow them. I haven't been to mass in about 6 months, I jerk off all the time, and i do alot of sinning type stuff, like getting head and stuff. Hell, I do magic as well, very few catholics really follow the rules though in all honesty.

[Darknessium]

I used to be catholic, but I turned to Newgrounds.

[FatxEthiopian]

At 2/3/07 02:30 AM, Sp00kyy wrote: catholic boy. They're so fucking pent up and, angry. I think it's because they can't wank. I got my ass kicked by one today. He has this thing for a gilr and, he sees me as a threat. Anyway. He becomes hostile. Begins talking trash. I defend myself and, walk away. Next minute. I'm on the ground getting kicked in the ribs. I manage to grab his foot. Drag him to the ground. Climb on top of him and, deliver some blows to the face. Before our friends break up the fight. I'm in a lot of pain though. He managed to give me a black eye too.:( Why, won't god let them fap?

Just don't fuck with their women.

Oh, and save face for getting a beating, [[though, have to admit, wasn't your fault, he was cheap about it]] wait by his car with two or three friends and beat his ass.
Hell, you took him to the ground while on the ground and turned the fight around, so he shouldn't be a problem.
Most of these asshats haven't gotten into a fight.
But kudos to you for getting in a couple of shots in in a position like that.

[Sawke]

that shit he got you from behind?! wat a fucking loser.

[iscrulz]

At 2/3/07 02:38 AM, Darknessium wrote:

At 2/3/07 02:37 AM, icegod-ninjabot1337 wrote: Thats actually a good plan. You can't get into heaven if you've been castrated.

Exactly.

Damn I am screwed I had my rubber penis castrated.