[official] Tentacle Monsters...

[Stamper]

...on VALENTINES DAY!

This is easily the worst idea for an art contest ever, but WHO CARES. Anyway, I'm assuming everyone with a net connection is familiar with the tentacle monster...seen lurking around areas heavily populated with Japanese schoolgirls RIPE for the RAPING...but we think that these guys might just be totally misunderstood. Or not...?

>(^._.^)< LOL cat face

So for this contest, draw up a tentacle monster doing something Valentines...ish. Just cross the 2 worlds over. He could spend time with his female tentacle partner, or making Valentines cards, or eating candy alone in his 1 bedroom apartment because he's bitter and hates females, much like myself. Maybe the monster is a girl? This one is kinda tough and really off the wall, which might be awesome, because it'll limit how many we have to judge. *HIGH FIVES ALL AROUND*

Ok so...rules.

I M P O R T A N T:
THIS THREAD IS ONLY FOR FINISHED PIECES FOR THE CONTEST. DO NOT POST ANYTHING ELSE HERE. KEEP ALL COMMENTS, IDEAS, CRITIQUES, DETAIL SHOTS, WORKS IN PROGRESS, AND ANYTHING RELATED IN THIS THREAD RIGHT HERE, I'LL MAKE THE LINK REALLY LONG SO IT'S HARD TO MISS THANKS FOR YOUR TIME I LOVE NAKED WOMEN AND BLACK PEOPLE MAKE SHITTY SPAGHETTI THANKS AND THANKS AGAIN.

- Your piece doesn't have to be adult-oriented in the least bit. It can be totally clean, so do whatever comes to mind...pretty much everything is acceptable here. (Except intentionally shitty and rushed artwork, which will most likely be deleted...so don't be a doucher.)

- PLEASE DON'T TRACE ANYTHING YOU WILL GET CAUGHT AND IT WILL GET TRASHED AND YOU'LL HANG YOUR HEAD IN SHAME FOR WASTING YOUR AFTERNOON THANKS IN ADVANCE

SO yeah. I guess that's it. Have fun with it. Or...try to at least.

Prizes will be uhhh...

1st Place - $150 + Shirt
2nd Place - $100 + Shirt
3rd Place - $75 + Shirt
4th Place - $50 + Shirt
5th Place - $25 + Shirt

Then we'll hand out shirts and stickers like hotcakes to other people we like, as always. Judging will be around mid-month...like, the 15th or so. We'll keep you informed in the thread ^ THAT BIG ORANGE LINK GOES TO ^.

Oh yeah, staff is disqualified as usual...just getting the ball rolling in the right direction.

[MindChamber]

EveryGirl wants a "Mr Whipple_2000" for Valentines Day >:[

[Greenskullkid]

HERE YOU GO!.

geez.

[Wavedude]

At 2/2/07 01:57 AM, Wavedude wrote: My tentacle monster has a GF, but cannot rape becuase they have restictions.

And becuase Im too mature to participate in this "Show animated boobs" thing.

Stinkin attachment thing, lol.

[JoeandTom]

Spent a good hour on this one hahahaha

[Dark-Knight]

The best tentacle monster ever...

[LeafWorthy]

There was once a time when the great Tentacle God was loved by all . . . When Valentine's Day was the most joyous of all days!

[ChrisOrosco]

This tentacle monster just doesn't want to commit...
...but is that such a bad thing?

[joberbichler]

Colouring things is for people who are much less lazier than I.

This took me about 10-15 minutes.

WOO!

[PsychoGoldfish]

At 2/2/07 03:37 AM, Dark-Knight wrote: The best tentacle monster ever...

damn bastards stealing my idea and getting done first because I actually TOOK SOME TIME TO DRAW SHIT....

anyway....

[MentalMyles]

I quickly done this during my revision. just colored it in tonight.

tried to go for a sort of reverse thing.

[cumSum]

here's mine, drawn with my mouse.
this girl is more than willing to be abused by Stamper the tentacle monster.

[peanutbutterclawk]

THE DUMB SLUT DOESN'T KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING TO HER!!

GAHAHAHAHAAHA

[Darknessium]

Fear...

[KupaMan]

DATELINE!?! NO!!!

[McFooFa]

I'm resubmitting this, I had edit some colors and shit, I'd appreciate if someone deleted the other version, thanks. Sorry about that. =/

So yeah, a lonely, drugged up tentacle monster on Valentines day.

[peanutbutterclawk]

I'm resubmitting this because my original wasn't very valentines day-ish.

[flashwonders]

here we go!!!!!

[dwane8]

ok, here we go again

[ZekeySpaceyLizard]

teh.

[MadCow]

MadCow = a faggot
</3 :[

[omfgItsZoidy]

I'm not much of an artist, but I felt that I should contribute something.

[KrazyKez]

I wonder if this ever happens to tentacle monsters when they're under pressure to...well...y'know...(heh! heh!)...

...(If ya want to know why I'm being so sadistic to the poor tentacle monster today - I'm in bed with one kick-ass flu bug, and I don't see why I should suffer it alone...<sniff!>)...

[Mitok]

At 2/3/07 10:48 AM, Mitok wrote: What's this? Non-interspecies tentacle lovings?

Ops i swallowed my pic...
Not that good, but I thought i'd at least get in on the fun.

[test-object]

hehehe, the one with the tentacle-monster was the best part :D

Anyway:

[PeiMei]

He's growing up to be quite the rapist.

[Catoblepas]

Every modern self aware tentacle monster knows all the tricks with rape drugs. On valentine's day the roofies go into the chocolate.

If you're wondering about the messy backround, it's because he's doing his dirty deeds in his secret rape hideout, and everyone knows that tentacle rape can get a bit messy.

[ArthurGhostly]

Hello.

[Sherbalex]

snsnsbnsdhadg

[KyleDaFox]

Here's my piece, the background is pwnage but the tentacle monster... Well... Meh.