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Odinman
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Response to find your death from your birthday 2007-04-02 16:14:21

At 4/1/07 08:35 PM, Itsa-Bouncing-Rock wrote: Suicide after sex.... who does that... really?

You might have gotten herpies


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Response to find your death from your birthday 2007-04-02 16:16:46

lol, eaten with hookers?

Thats wierd...

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Response to find your death from your birthday 2007-04-02 16:17:46

I get a heart attack while having sex.


gsk.

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Response to find your death from your birthday 2007-04-02 16:18:00

At 2/1/07 05:49 PM, Odinman wrote: July:Hit with firework
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12 while haveing sex

Ooooh... Lucky me

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Response to find your death from your birthday 2007-04-02 16:59:19

My brother's going to die by Suicide with Hookers. ROFLMAO

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Response to find your death from your birthday 2007-04-02 17:00:19

I drowned by eating. Now I'm scared. :/

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Response to find your death from your birthday 2007-04-02 17:01:24

I will explode when I reach lv 30?


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Response to find your death from your birthday 2007-04-02 17:09:24

Exploding before sex. That's it, i'll never have sex again.


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Response to find your death from your birthday 2007-04-02 17:10:31

At 2/1/07 05:53 PM, CUBErt wrote:
At 2/1/07 05:49 PM, Odinman wrote: May:Eaten
27 while waching T V
Expired T.V. dinner?

is that a question??? how would you not know

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Response to find your death from your birthday 2007-04-02 17:19:50

Poisoned while having sex? NO!!!! Teh h0rr0r! oh t3h n03s...


Hail 7chan.

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Response to find your death from your birthday 2007-05-12 18:25:30

Explode as I reach level thirty.
GOD DAMMIT

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Response to find your death from your birthday 2007-05-12 18:30:07

Hit with fireworks while swimming. That's hot.


The codfish on the park bench is fried by the raw maple. 30/10/2009

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Response to find your death from your birthday 2007-05-12 18:31:02

I will explode while on the computer. OH SHI-KABOOM!


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Response to find your death from your birthday 2007-05-12 18:31:35

Well... I caught on fire after reaching level 30. Maybe I should avoid Newgrounds for a while...
But I don't care. I probably will never even come close to getting to level 30 because Pimp deposits too much.


PM me for a sig.

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Response to find your death from your birthday 2007-05-12 18:32:00

Raped to death with my grandmother >:(


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Response to find your death from your birthday 2007-05-12 18:32:48

Raped to death while eating ice cream.

Pleasant.

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Response to find your death from your birthday 2007-05-12 18:33:30

explode, while eating soup, what a horrible way to die. that must be some pretty bad soup O.o


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Response to find your death from your birthday 2007-05-12 18:34:32

At 2/1/07 05:51 PM, Kirk-Cocaine wrote:
At 2/1/07 05:49 PM, Odinman wrote: what is your death
Slapped to death after sex.

I get the best one! slapped to death with hookers!


I Stopped A Rape!!!
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Response to find your death from your birthday 2007-05-12 18:35:25

Stabbed with Mike Tyson.

Sweet.


Scumbag Blues.

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Response to find your death from your birthday 2007-05-12 18:36:18

Eaten by the president.

Better stay away from the whitehouse!


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Response to find your death from your birthday 2007-05-12 18:45:39

SON OF A BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My thread was deleated, why? I HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And this was brought back in the process???!!! GOD DAMNIT WHY WAS MY THREAD DELEATED TO BEGIN WITH?!?!?!?!?! IF I FIND OUT IT WAS JUST BECAUSE OF ONE OF THE MODS I USED DIDN'T LIKE HAVING THEIR NAME THEIR OR SOMEONE SPAMMED IM GONNA BE REALLY PISSED!!!!!!!!


Make war, not love.

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Response to find your death from your birthday 2007-05-12 18:48:46

Getting stabbed to death while visiting Italy >.>

At least I get to eat some good pasta before I get killed.


Hello. If you are reading this, then please put to mind that my new account is named "Squideey". You should go there, not here. Thank you.

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Response to find your death from your birthday 2007-05-12 18:49:58

drowned while eating pizza


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Response to find your death from your birthday 2007-05-12 18:52:00

Catch on fire with hookers?

well that just heightens my resolve not to go to a brothel ever in my life. I mean lets face it... its gotta be that one of them fell asleep whilst having a smoke or something. GAH! reading too much into this! it won't happen.. it WON'T *rocks backwards and forwards* its just a joke.. this isn't real....

XD

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Response to find your death from your birthday 2007-05-12 18:55:53

Drown after sex. Not bad. At least I get some pussy!

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Response to find your death from your birthday 2007-05-12 19:06:14

april 29 im supossed to get raped then killed by Mike Tyson.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Response to find your death from your birthday 2007-05-12 19:08:51

Stabbed by three year olds...Wow.

I'm BAAAAAAACK....
if anyone noticed my absense....


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Response to find your death from your birthday 2007-05-12 19:09:04

Hit with Firework
By the President

wtf?


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Response to find your death from your birthday 2007-05-12 19:09:34

Heart attack in Italy


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Response to find your death from your birthday 2007-05-12 19:09:48

slapped to death at the beach, possibly after inappropriately touching a sun tanning woman...