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It's one of my favs. Really different writing style but if you like thinly veiled sociology you should dig it.
Run a pick pattern.
*Short passes the frog*

INTERCEPTION!!!

*runs for touchdown, then spikes & shrikes frog*

::kickoff::

*runs forward*
*punts frog*

I'll check it out. Really liked Cantos, so I'll look up your book

Actually Shrike, this was the perfect time to "kick" the frog, and you decided to punt. That's a 5 yard penalty. Re-do kickoff.

err... pardon me...
*onside kick!*
*intercepted by TheShrike!*
*60 yard run for touchdown!*
*spikes frog*

.... I think we need a new frog...

got a fairly new platypus here if that'll work

At 4/29/03 02:35 AM, Shih wrote: got a fairly new platypus here if that'll work

*plays ref*

Platypi are for soccer only!

No. There will be no use of any Platypus for any kind of game. Platypi are sacred. Don't fuck with the platypus.

Besides, their claws are poisonous. Fuck that noise. I ain't playing soccer with something that can claw my eyes out.

Ive got a moose here if you guys are man enough, and a llama if youre not Shrike and PJ VS Shih and FUNK. any way, frogs are clearly designed for baseball.

I never could get a good pitch off of a frog, gophers work pretty well though.

Do you know why we're mad at France? It has nothing to do with the war or politics. No sir, it's because of how quickly we can flock to animal-ball sports. Tsk, Tsk. As for ball opinions, I agree that a frog makes a good general baseball, but gophers are indeed easier to pitch.

*Takes the mound, and begins warming up the pitching arm by throwing a moose back and forth with Shrike*

the secret is a bigger bat

*throws moose into the air*

*hits moose with bat*

DAMN! foul!

Heeeey, no battanobattanobatta! Everyone move in.

*taps plate with ridiculously large bat*

PJ THROWS LIKE A GIRL!

(blame canada)

At 4/29/03 02:12 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: *taps plate with ridiculously large bat*

PJ THROWS LIKE A GIRL!

(blame canada)

That may be, but I'm just tired from all that work I had to do satisfying your sister (unless you don't have a sister, in which case I revert to your girlfriend, and, in the event of such that you do not posess either, I move to your hottest living female relative) last night!

*Heaves 92 MPH moosefastball*

Canuks can't play baseball, A?

Why are youasking me? I'm from California.

*swings at moose*

*moose explodes*

Maybe we should try armadilos?

(blame texas)

That's a great idea! I might be an ex-pitcher, but I can't heave moose like that all day.

(I also blame Texas)

I don't know armadillo tend to pop rather messily, maybe Emus

(blame Australia)

same problem with emus as platypi; claws. How about a kiwi? Aramdillos are perfectly round, and armoured. Maybe I should use a smaller bat.

(Dont mess with texas? Whatever)

Kiwis could work finally give them a chance to fly.
No one messes with Texas because you'd have to go there to do it. I'm pretty sure Houston was Hell's proving grounds.

Im sorry, but for the sake of equality in animal sports, I am compelled to do this.

POLITICAL ANIMAL DODGE BALL!

*throws kiwi*

*throws armadillo*

*throws frog*

*throws eagle*

*throws moose*

*throws vulture* (iraq)

Better idea:
hackey-frog!

*pulls a frog outta his pocket*
*tosses frog to his shoe*
*kicks frog into the air*
Who's gonna get it, I wonder?

At 4/29/03 02:46 PM, TheShrike wrote: Better idea:
hackey-frog!

*pulls a frog outta his pocket*
*tosses frog to his shoe*
*kicks frog into the air*
Who's gonna get it, I wonder?

*catches frog on his foot kicks it into the air and fires back at Shrike

*stalls frog between shoulder and face*

*realizes what he is doing*

*jesters frog to shih*

Word!

*hits frog with his head, sending it back into the circle*

*kicks frog 3 feet out of circle*

Damn I suck at hack.

*goes to get frog*
*kicks it to Darkblueflame*

gravity check!

*frog hits ground*

*roll hacks what is left of frog into the air*