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ya, but if we leave it like that, then some people will call them 'freedom fries' others will call them 'french fries' and some will call it 'fries', and chaos will break out and it will lead to a BLOODY CIVIL WAR!!!

Have french fries *and* freedom fries on the menu! They'll be the same thing.

Just charge more for the freedom fries.

At 4/27/03 10:44 AM, Jiperly wrote:

At 4/26/03 09:08 PM, DivineSlayer wrote:

Do you consider hot dogs a name for 5 yr. olds? Same thing as in this case. The name got changed when we go against Germany. Freedom fries is a dumb name but I'm not totally opposed to the idea of changing the names. If they are'nt french then why do we call them french fries? Why don't we just change it?

theres a flaw in your logic there boy-o - we were at WAR with Germany, and Germany was agreesivly conquering other nations. What did France do? disagree with Americans stance.

also, if your going to change it because french fries aren't for france, then call them belguim fries- don't make a bigger ass of yourself by changes the name of something in order to make it "correct" but have it even further from the truth.(they're called french fries from the way they are prepared, but the belguims invented fries)

Alright I stand corrected on my comparison between Germany and France but I only mentioned changing the french because he said "French fries arent even french, french people dont even called the french!" If you have two conflicting opinions which do you call them? Belgium for their origination or French for the way they are prepared? I would suggest putting a neutral name or even no first word at all. Calling them fries would end the whole problem.

At 4/27/03 10:47 AM, Jiperly wrote:

At 4/26/03 11:39 PM, FUNKbrs wrote:

*kicks a moose*

is that an attack on my native Canada?

damnit, your supposed to say

"*kicks bald eagle*"

Have you not kept up with my posts? Its funny, damnit.

*kicks the ol bunch of 50 stars"

At 4/27/03 07:55 PM, Mjollnir wrote: *kicks the ol bunch of 50 stars"

its funnier if its an animal. For example:

*kicks llama*

Now thats funny!

Llamas are cool animals. They'd spit at you if you kicked them. Like a camel... Lol I have no idea what I'm talking about.

*kicks the dog in my mind*

Appreciate your level headed-ness Crack_Smoker. ^_^ We've pissed off so many countries in the past, I wonder why so many people think it's suddenly "unfair" when someone doesn't agree with us (god forbid). Little hypocritical.

In fact, the French are fairly wise about some of the issues surrounding American relations. I found this CNN report on a French book on the 9/11 incident. Pretty interesting. You can look up more about in on the internet.

CNN, AMERICAN MORNING WITH PAULA ZAHN, "Explosive New Book Published in France Alleges that U.S. Was in Negotiations to Do a Deal with Taliban." http://www.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0201/08/ltm.05.html

Thought you might be interested where some of their dislike for the US comes from.

At 4/25/03 03:06 AM, TheShrike wrote: Well well well... I see my comments have stirn up quite a few emotions.

*kicks a frog*
ONE
HA HA HA HA HA

:...

*kicks a frog*
TEN
HA HA HA HA HA

TEN FROGS TO KICK
HA HA HA HA HA
</The Count von Count>

I am not racist. It's a joke, people.
I don't care if it offends you. Really.

*Laughs so ridiculously hard, that the pants he's wearing are becoming covered with pee pee.*

*Wipes tear from eye*

*Looks at pants*

Awww.... Dammit. I warned you Shrike. Why did you have to do that?

*punches a donkey*

In unrelated news, did you know that the count was born on my birthday? October 9th! Woo Hoo!

Dude if you're gonna kick an animal paick a good one.

*kicks a platypus*

Now theres an animal worth kicking (weird poisonous, duck-beaver thing)

At 4/27/03 07:55 PM, Mjollnir wrote: *kicks the ol bunch of 50 stars"

By the way
BLAME CANADA

*kicks a french fry*

*Kicks Shih for being a dumbass*

I'm surprised this one hasn't been locked yet. It's nothing but recycled drivel with different general forum usernames.

At 4/28/03 02:10 AM, Shih wrote: Dude if you're gonna kick an animal paick a good one.

*kicks a platypus*

Now theres an animal worth kicking (weird poisonous, duck-beaver thing)

BASTARD!

Hexley will devour your firstborn child for that, infidel!!

*kicks Shih*
*kicks him again for fun*

At 4/28/03 02:14 AM, Shih wrote:

At 4/27/03 07:55 PM, Mjollnir wrote: *kicks the ol bunch of 50 stars"

By the way
BLAME CANADA

i love that song!!(even though i'm Canadian)

At 4/28/03 12:33 PM, TheShrike wrote:

At 4/28/03 02:10 AM, Shih wrote: Dude if you're gonna kick an animal paick a good one.

*kicks a platypus*

Now theres an animal worth kicking (weird poisonous, duck-beaver thing)

BASTARD!

Hexley will devour your firstborn child for that, infidel!!

*kicks Shih*
*kicks him again for fun*

Ow!! Watch the steel toes! A platypus killed my firstborn.

*kicks Shrike*
*kicks Shrike when he's down*

At 4/28/03 04:57 PM, Shih wrote:

At 4/28/03 12:33 PM, TheShrike wrote:

At 4/28/03 02:10 AM, Shih wrote:

*kicks Shrike*
*kicks Shrike when he's down*

Oh, no you DID-INT!!!

*Whips out Louisville Slugger with nails poking out of it*

Time to pay your tithes, and feel my holy wrath.
*Smashes Shih's face in*

"And they, banding together, stood awash amongst the sea of idiocy, and yet they would not budge. For they, The_Shrike, and The Man of The Word, had the power of IT behind them, and within yhem, IT gave them the strength to endure."

The Book of The PCBBS
Shrike 4:28
Amen.

*Kicks a polar bear*
*Gets mauled by that same polar bear*

Ugh... don't kick large predators...

*WHAM* *WHAM* *WHAM*
(Continues beating Shih to a bloody pulp)

Ow, ow, ow right I give, you win. I'm leaving.
*grabs a bobcat bangs it against a wall*
*throws angry bobcat at Preacher J*
*closes door leaves while whistling*

At 4/28/03 04:57 PM, Shih wrote: Ow!! Watch the steel toes! A platypus killed my firstborn.

*kicks Shrike*
*kicks Shrike when he's down*

How'd you know I wear steel-toed boots?
*kicks Shih*
You been spying on me, sissy-boy?
*kicks Shih*
And I was never down... so how'd you think you could kick me while I was down?
*kicks Shih*

*Breaks out the RABID WOOD-CHUCKS*
C'mere, sissy!

I don't know seem that you're the angsty whiny type who'd wear Steel toes around the home.

Aye, come to me wild vole brothers protect your king.
*weird volish chittering*

No, I'm the brown leather steel-toe boots-wearing for n00b-ass-kickin type.

And on another note, these are cybernetic wood-chucks.
Your chittering does nothing but make you look silly.

TURBO MAUL MODE, WOODCHUCKS!!!

*wwrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee*

Do you think a mere bobcat could stop the power of the CREW? With but a thought, the combined might of the greatest minds on the BBS could tear your kitten to shreds. I was merely beating you for fun and exercise.

*Pets kitty*

I think I'll name her "Lucky".

Aw man. Today is gonna be a long day.
*Chitters some more*
Uh, nice bobcat, please don't mangle me

In Mother Russia, frog kicks you!

On another note...

*kicks Shih*
*mauls him with rabid wood-chucks*
*sics Lucky on him*
*throws him in a room with starving pit-bulls*

I've got to become king of something cooler than voles.
Umh... has anyone seen my spleen.

*Hands Shih his spleen*

No hard feelings, if you don't mess with us again :D

Peace, love, and beers, right?

Hee hee. Word, yo.

Thanks. Still the whole french thing is pretty pointless though, they're just doing what makes economic sense. We do the same thing all the time, the first war in Iraq comes to mind.