I am Searching for a Flash Partner

[UltimateCyprien]

If you are skilled in flash animation but not too good in creating original ideas for your animation films, then I might have the required solution for you. I've got the ideas, you've got the flash skills, let's create lots of controversial flash!

I already have this quite amusing flash project idea in mind, it deals with delicate social subjects and some might call it 'offensive'. But I am still searching for a flash partner to collaborate with, I already wrote my idea down in the style of a film script. When you read the script it will certainly interest you if you are a fan of controversial entertainment with a serious undertone.

Of course I understand that I myself am covered in a cloud of obscurity on this website, and how could you know if what I am telling you here will live up to your expectations? Good question whereon I can give you a blunt answer, you just have to trust me.

If you are intrigued by what I said this far then post a comment in this topic so I can send you the script for the movie or contact me.

- Cyprien

[Richy-gorgan]

Sorry but i already met thosands of your type already...

[UltimateCyprien]

At 1/31/07 02:06 PM, Richy-gorgan wrote: Sorry but i already met thosands of your type already...

Quiete you talentless hack, your sort can only dream of working with someone like me.

[NeoNecronox]

Sorry, but it doesn't work that way here. The only ones that might accept your offer are the ones with Flash skills are underdeveloped as yours. Also, your only movie isn't a very good way of proving how great your ideas are.

[UltimateCyprien]

At 1/31/07 02:13 PM, NeoNecronox wrote: Sorry, but it doesn't work that way here. The only ones that might accept your offer are the ones with Flash skills are underdeveloped as yours. Also, your only movie isn't a very good way of proving how great your ideas are.

I create music videos sometimes (one can be found on NG and it is old to say the least, I am learning how to create non-animated music videos now with cameras) but now I want to start helping the uninspired, all that I want is my name credited in the project.

[Cema]

Your 'ideas' are nothing but crap. I'm sure you can't think of anything original. Give better examples then music videos. They prove nothing about your capability, and further show that you are an idiot without skill. Develop your skills before you ask for ours. Congrats, you failed. Thanks for playing.

[UltimateCyprien]

At 1/31/07 02:23 PM, Cema wrote: I am the child of a whore

Do I really have to put you aswell on your place? Too easy...

[GustTheASGuy]

This is not the General forum. Get a better appearance or get.

>:)

[UltimateCyprien]

At 1/31/07 02:57 PM, OldGust wrote: This is not the General forum. Get a better appearance or get.

>:)

I am a bit confused, what do you mean?

[Richy-gorgan]

Hey hey, i never said i was any good at flash, but i was making fun on "good idea"guy.

[Jimp]

At 1/31/07 03:10 PM, UltimateCyprien wrote:

At 1/31/07 02:57 PM, OldGust wrote: This is not the General forum. Get a better appearance or get.

>:)

I am a bit confused, what do you mean?

I think he means something along the lines of "Get the fuck out".

[patu1]

give us some examples or go away !!!

[fwe]

Wow seriously, get the fuck out of newgrounds.

[x12Atreyurocks]

if anyone downloads flash with no creativity they have the be one of the biggest dumb asses ever.

[Kharbon]

Hmmm, I've seen hundreds of posts like this and I have to say (thread starter) yours just doesnt stand out. Many people have ideas, MANY eventually say: "You know what? FUCK OTHER PEOPLE" because no matter how many detailed scripts you give them, they never meet YOUR standards. If they even happen to COMPLETE the task, its completely different from what you assigned. My advice is, get the flash skill yourself or ask somewhere else, your only going to be flammed here.

I myself may take up on the offer and consider doing a piece of yours, along with another artist if you wouldnt mind; that is, if the subject is appealing enough.

[UltimateCyprien]

At 2/1/07 05:15 PM, x12Atreyurocks wrote: if anyone downloads flash with no creativity they have the be one of the biggest dumb asses ever.

Then there are a lot of those on Newgrounds, there is a reason why "favorite flash content" is missing in my profile. Guess why. The majority of the flash animations circulating within the flash portal on NG are downright abysmal in terms of storyline, believable characters, sharp dialogue, memorableness, stylishness, and overall coolness (I could go on for a while like this, my god I could...).

Nothing in the portal has managed to impress me from what I have seen, and I can assure you that I will never be impressed from flash animations in that portal. Adam Phillips is responsible for the "bitey universe", how very admirable of him that he can create such colorful animations that are about as exciting to watch as watching grass grow.

Sure, he can animate and the people are astonished by the animations displayed on their screen. That is the key element in his flash productions, the animations. Without those no one would notice him, there is no story present whatsoever.

I want a flash partner who wants to climb the ranks of the flash hierarchy on Newgrounds, a person who demands that his or her animations earn over a million of views. I can make a list of promises in here, promises that you can safely presume as realizable. I always keep my word even on the internet and I certainly have to knowledge on how to find your audience and on how to accumulate recognizability. I can see it already in front of me, a revolutionizing flash project leading to fame, our own website, the money flowing on our bank accounts...

Hmmm, I've seen hundreds of posts like this and I have to say (thread starter) yours just doesnt stand out. Many people have ideas, MANY eventually say: "You know what? FUCK OTHER PEOPLE" because no matter how many detailed scripts you give them, they never meet YOUR standards. If they even happen to COMPLETE the task, its completely different from what you assigned. My advice is, get the flash skill yourself or ask somewhere else, your only going to be flammed here.

People are ignorant idiots, and you are one too (your flash is ridiculous). I do not have the inclination to learn flash animation as I said, I need a team of talented individuals who can work out my ideas in Macromedia Flash, but for now one person will have to do.

[GustTheASGuy]

The point you are not getting is that I, for example, could talk the same way as you did; you haven't shown any other ability than to type and talk about how lame everything is (the latter I actually have far more experiance with than you or anyone >:D! and that is not necessarily a bad thing). The diffirence is that many people would actually pay attention to me because I'm cool!

[jt-studios]

This may seem a little off topic.

This thread name sounded kinky.

Onto the topic.

A lot of people like to illustrate their own ideas. And although sometimes working with (what may or may not be) creative minds, it seems more of a job than something to enjoy. Whilist your idea may sound like a good one, chances are you'll run dry and get asked "p@r-|-n3r m3 plz?" by whatmay seem to be tidal waves of noobs or 12 year-olds.

Why am I telling you this?

Because KNOWLEDGE IS POWER!

And knowing is half the battle...

G.I....um... ME!

[uyersuyer]

Wow, pseudo-intellectualism on Newgrounds.

[jt-studios]

At 2/2/07 03:31 PM, uyersuyer wrote: Wow, pseudo-intellectualism on Newgrounds.

XD lol

[SickDeathFiend]

At 2/2/07 08:34 AM, UltimateCyprien wrote:

At 2/1/07 05:15 PM, x12Atreyurocks wrote: I'm great everyone elses movies suxor i am teh best0rz now sum1 helpz meh wif my sup0r dup0r ideaz tat wil pwn teh p0rtalz lawl:

shutup and prove it with a good movie/game or gtfo. real simple.

[UltimateCyprien]

At 2/2/07 04:12 PM, SickDeathFiend wrote: shutup and prove it with a good movie/game or gtfo. real simple.

SickDeathFiend, the quality of your animations is respectable (for NG standards) in my opinion. Unfortunatly for you your ideas in flash are irrefutably WORTHLESS and UNINSPIRED.
You attempt to create 'grotesque' animation sequences that are supposed to be considered as revolting by the select audience that forms your fanbase, your productions have more ambition as a poor whimsical joke rather than as a good flash animation. But enough with the insults, we can change your situation on NG and find the recognition for your skills in animating that you really deserve.

If you and I could work together on a project then we would both eventually benefit - of course you would have to shove your big ego aside for a while - you are held responsible for the animation, design and I claim the responsibility over the screenplay, memorable characters, setting / locations, camera perspectives in the Macromedia programme, voice acting, indescribable / ominous atmosphere, a professionally produced soundtrack etc then you and I will have our names on the - and I promise you - most ingenious, ground-breaking flash project ever to be witnessed by humanity. If not, then I still have dozens of other NG animation talents that are more than eager to collaborate with me...

This thread name sounded kinky.

So you noticed, it subtly attracts attention doesn't it? Exactly.

[king-ben]

let me give you a tip: im new to newgrounds (1 year) but i already know this: one thing people dont need is a smart-ass who doesnt listen to anyone when they tell them there an idiot if its true, so if you cant animate get fucked :)

[king-ben]

At 2/2/07 08:34 AM, UltimateCyprien wrote:

At 2/1/07 05:15 PM, x12Atreyurocks wrote: if anyone downloads flash with no creativity they have the be one of the biggest dumb asses ever.

Then there are a lot of those on Newgrounds, there is a reason why "favorite flash content" is missing in my profile. Guess why. The majority of the flash animations circulating within the flash portal on NG are downright abysmal in terms of storyline, believable characters, sharp dialogue, memorableness, stylishness, and overall coolness (I could go on for a while like this, my god I could...).

Nothing in the portal has managed to impress me from what I have seen, and I can assure you that I will never be impressed from flash animations in that portal. Adam Phillips is responsible for the "bitey universe", how very admirable of him that he can create such colorful animations that are about as exciting to watch as watching grass grow.

Sure, he can animate and the people are astonished by the animations displayed on their screen. That is the key element in his flash productions, the animations. Without those no one would notice him, there is no story present whatsoever.

yeah how the FUCK can you say that? if you havnt noticed he works at DISNEY! (its true i read it in the interveiw with him ) and his animations DO have a story: little foot: a little big foot gets lost in the woods and bitey teases him and angres his parent and gets knocked out by a rock.
the yuyu: little shadow men try to steal bitey but he outsmarts them. and how can madness not impress you, are you like really boring? over 500 people dying in about 6 minutes is alot mate.

[CrazyChihuahua]

At 2/2/07 08:34 AM, UltimateCyprien wrote: People are ignorant idiots, and you are one too (your flash is ridiculous). I do not have the inclination to learn flash animation as I said, I need a team of talented individuals who can work out my ideas in Macromedia Flash, but for now one person will have to do.

You're ignorant as well. You keep making claims about how you can bring the most groundbreaking Flash to be seen by humanity onto the portal with the help of someone. Like many have said, show some proof of your work already, because as of now, no one has any way of knowing if you can back up your claims (which you probably can't).

What makes you so much better than any other person that comes onto the forum asking "anyone wanna work with me? I can't be arsed to learn the program, but I have ideas! will you?" You just seem like a 16 year old who thinks he's hot shit by down-talking everyone else, sitting on your high horse pretending to be better than everyone. The fact is is that anyone in this thread, hell, anyone who's submitted a movie to this site, is better than you because they don't just talk, they actually make stuff.

If you really did have 'dozens' of NG talents jumping at the opportunity to work with you, why are you still hear replying and downtalking people? Either no one will work with you, or you're an asshole.

Of course you would have to shove your big ego to the side for a while...

You first. Show us some work.

[UltimateCyprien]

At 2/5/07 12:55 PM, CrazyChihuahua wrote: You're ignorant as well. You keep making claims about how you can bring the most groundbreaking Flash to be seen by humanity onto the portal with the help of someone. Like many have said, show some proof of your work already, because as of now, no one has any way of knowing if you can back up your claims (which you probably can't).

I will show this website what I am capable of by cooperating with experienced animators, everyone who has interest in working with me receives a script for the planned project. If they like the script (and they always like the script) then we stay in touch. There is one rule that must be adhered to when you receive the script, you cannot tell anyone what is written in it. Not on NG, not anywhere. Top secret.

What makes you so much better than any other person that comes onto the forum asking "anyone wanna work with me? I can't be arsed to learn the program, but I have ideas! will you?" You just seem like a 16 year old who thinks he's hot shit by down-talking everyone else, sitting on your high horse pretending to be better than everyone. The fact is is that anyone in this thread, hell, anyone who's submitted a movie to this site, is better than you because they don't just talk, they actually make stuff.

You are being ridiculous, we both know that NG is the haven of amateuristic flash animators
that need direction if they ever want to create something great. I am here to give them their direction, they should be grateful to me. I never said that I was 'better' than anyone in this topic, my fellow NG'er. I want to stop wasting time and commence the project but I have yet to decide who I will be collaborating with, I feel as if I am wasting my time with continuously replying in this topic. Beside that I have to deal with those who openly undermine my abilities in leading a flash project, if I sound a bit pessimistic than it is undoubtedly the fault of the negative comments on my topic.

If you really did have 'dozens' of NG talents jumping at the opportunity to work with you, why are you still hear replying and downtalking people?

You're right, I should stop quoting people like you and stop returning to this topic because it distracts me from important matters.

[TwentySevenPointFive]

Just because you can't anomate dosen't mean somone is going too say HOLY SHIT, i'm gonna work for free!

[flash-man04]

If you are going to be a immensely pretentious prick and flame even the single soul who tried to compromise with you and try to impress us with your grammatical skills and wide range of vocabulary, I'm sure you'll substantially lower your chances of finding a partner, which are already pretty slim on these forums.
Chances are if you find a talented artist and/or animator, he already has ideas of his own, and is not looking to animate your ideas, be they as fantastic as you may think. So don't tell people to put their ego aside when your not willing to settle for little when you have no proof at all you are in anyway talented. So keep contradicting everything everyone says, and see how long it takes you to find a partner, when the single offer you did receive you threw back in his face by straight up insulting the guy.
So please don't presume yourself intellectually superior to us and expect us to genuflect before you, with that attitude, your going to get told to do nothing less than fuck off.

Oh, and I'm 15 and even i can pull off the whole "impressive" language and grammar.

[Cema]

At 1/31/07 02:33 PM, UltimateCyprien wrote: I am a homo erotic fag that lives in his mothers basement contemplating ideas for world domination. In my spare time I enjoy mastribating and looking at pictures of chess sets. I have a koala that shits in my eyes.

Good to know. Good to know. I tried to help. I won't try again if that's how you act.