Why am I not fat yet?

[Resist-Refuse]

Here I am, posting on newgrounds, with a bowl of Pork and chicken, deep fried and battered, and stacked high on the bowl. I have two of these crustini Bistro things, with 5 cheeses, and chicken. And a big big BIG fucking glass of chocolate milk, that I keep refilling.

D:< What the fuck? I need to gain more weight. >:(

[Dream-of-Duke]

Why do you want to be overweighted? Scientists have showed that overweighted people normally have shorter lives than those who are not overweighted.

[Resist-Refuse]

At 1/31/07 12:24 PM, Resist-Refuse wrote: Here I am, posting on newgrounds, with a bowl of GREASY * Pork and chicken, deep fried and battered,

It's very greasy.

[Git]

Metabolism rates can make weight gain exceedingly hard. I have awful metabolism, I can't gain wieght for shit. Though, I suppose it can be a blessing in disguise.

You need to focus on protein for building muscle and weight.

[RoobyKillAll]

High metabolism. I'm the same way.

[Resist-Refuse]

At 1/31/07 12:28 PM, Dream-of-Duke wrote: Why do you want to be overweighted? Scientists have showed that overweighted people normally have shorter lives than those who are not overweighted.

Dude, not overweight. But im like 5.6' and i weigh 110 pounds >____> I think i need to gain some weight. Seriously.

[MC-JP]

At 1/31/07 12:24 PM, Resist-Refuse wrote: Here I am, posting on newgrounds, with a bowl of Pork and chicken, deep fried and battered, and stacked high on the bowl. I have two of these crustini Bistro things, with 5 cheeses, and chicken. And a big big BIG fucking glass of chocolate milk, that I keep refilling.

yummy give me those !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yay 1000th post !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Toax-Eye]

omfg you made me eat popcorn

[mrbreckles]

Because you're eating the wrong kind of fats.
Try 6 meals a day, 2 hours apart of the RIGHT food, with exercise, you'll gain a lot of muscle.
Ive gained 7lbs this week so far (im a hard-gainer like you) and ive gained it healthily.
Its awkward fitting in 6 meals at first but after a while it becomes easy.
Try this link for a rough guide (its what ive used) Sample Diet

[WilliWowza]

There are fat people in the world who would be so jealous of you for your metabolism, be grateful.

[Silver-Glint]

You're so lucky!

I used to be like you... Unfortunately I hit 16 and suddenly all the food I ever loved went to the wrong places, I am not fat.. But I ain't skinny either, my stomach can get slightly bloated and once you're used to a certain amount of weight you have been, the changes can scare you.

I like my figure atm... just would like my belly to how it used to be, I never used to exercise and I just ate fatty foods and yet my stomach was nicely toned and defined.. Hmmm

[Idocreating]

Because your a growing boy Timmy, now eat up your Trans Fats like a good boy!

[Aivi]

Define fat...

[mrbreckles]

At 1/31/07 12:47 PM, Idocreating wrote: Because your a growing boy Timmy, now eat up your Trans Fats like a good boy!

Someone's been watching You are what you eat !!!

[Cheekyvincent]

You might have digestive problems. I have metabolism problems- my body absorbs food ultra slowly making it last longer but then i get less nutrients