Sorry - I have to make this quick. I'm currently typing from a hotel two towns over from my home. Anyway, about 3 days ago I was sitting outside my school waiting for my bus (which was late as usual. I'm the only one that gets picked up from this school anyway), when the cool kids approached me. Now normally they wouldn't even bother talking to me (obviously they don't know how kick ass I truely am), but today was different. The leader of the group asked me if i'd like to spray graffity on some school property. Now i'm a good kid, and this is something I normally wouldn't do, but well... it's the cool kids. So I reluctantly went along.
We went behind the school gym, and the leader emptied his backpack. In it were hundreds of dollars worth of spray cans. These guys were proffesionals. Me? Well, being the super talented artist that I am, I had a style that wasn't anywhere similar to theres. After hours of spraying these cans around the school, we found ourselves at the other end of the buildings! Infact, it was 4:00AM! My parents were out of town, so it was ok. Still - I missed Conan O'Brien. But that didn't bother me to much as I had made some new friends. After about another 20 minutes we heard someone yell from behind us.
SHIT! It was Lance, the head hall monitor. We knew it was all over. Lance may not be the most athletic, but when you break a school rule you know you're in for it. The others had already escaped, and being prepared earlier their identities were not known (they were dressed in full black). As for me, I didn't have time to escape. After a short converse with Lance, I knew I had to make my get away, which eventually lead me hear. To this hotel. On the run from the law. Thinking quick, I took the extra spray can I had in my pocket and covered his face in green paint. He fell to the ground screaming. I had my chance to escape, until Lances loud screams alerted the other hall monitors. I noticed a helicopter above my head.
They had a camera and everything! "SHIT! I'm screwed!" I thought to myself. I had to get out of there! But it was to late! I WAS COMPLETLY SURROUNDED! I had to fight my way out, but one of the hall monitors managed to get a hold of me. I'd tell you more, but it would just be best to see the news report.
Epic Failure. I havn't slept since in 2 days. Stupid all nighters and Australia Day keeping me up... I'm the best. I'm best! And I realised the story didn't have an ending. I run away. The end.