Violent Barack Obama (funny)

[cellardoor6]

This picture was taken shortly before the Senate Foreign Relations Committee business meeting on Iraq resolution in the capital earlier today.

He looks like hes suggesting he would like to punch Republican Congressman Richard Lugar in the face

Hmm... I can't wait until Jay Leno makes a joke about it.

[Karzand]

i'm going to be flamed for this but it seems kinda like a photoshop. It is pretty funny though.

[cellardoor6]

At 1/24/07 11:51 PM, Karzand wrote: i'm going to be flamed for this but it seems kinda like a photoshop. It is pretty funny though.

It does kind of look like it because I had to reduce its size to be allowed on newgrounds. But It's not a photoshop. I've got another picture:

[Karzand]

At 1/24/07 11:57 PM, cellardoor6 wrote:

At 1/24/07 11:51 PM, Karzand wrote:

It does kind of look like it because I had to reduce its size to be allowed on newgrounds. But It's not a photoshop. I've got another picture:

ah i see i whish there was another pic with Richard Lugar turning his head and getting freaked out.

[AdamRice]

At 1/25/07 12:11 AM, Karzand wrote: ah i see i whish there was another pic with Richard Lugar turning his head and getting freaked out.

That's where someone's expert photoshop skills come into play.

[ViolentAJ]

Hmm. How do people get these random pics? Was a photographer just waiting for this moment?

[cellardoor6]

At 1/25/07 12:37 AM, ViolentAJ wrote: Hmm. How do people get these random pics? Was a photographer just waiting for this moment?

Well you can tell that they were posing intentionally for the photographer. Barack Obama just did something a little foolish. Its not like he knew it would come out that way.

[ViolentAJ]

At 1/25/07 12:42 AM, cellardoor6 wrote:

At 1/25/07 12:37 AM, ViolentAJ wrote: Hmm. How do people get these random pics? Was a photographer just waiting for this moment?

Well you can tell that they were posing intentionally for the photographer. Barack Obama just did something a little foolish. Its not like he knew it would come out that way.

Ah, indeed.

Hehe. Barack Obama was named by Japanese people. Japanese people cannot pronounce "R". They meant to name him BaLack (Black) Obama.

Obligatory racist joke.

[Twerpo]

I find it funny that you flame me when I tell you to move this topic to the Politics forum, but then move the topic here anyway.

P

[cellardoor6]

At 1/25/07 12:17 AM, AdamRice wrote:

At 1/25/07 12:11 AM, Karzand wrote: ah i see i whish there was another pic with Richard Lugar turning his head and getting freaked out.

That's where someone's expert photoshop skills come into play.

This might work (my paint skills are bad).

[cellardoor6]

I couldn't resist...

[Empanado]

I misread the thread's title and thought it said "furry". Then I thought about how much more effective politician sex scandals would be if they involved furry porn.

Also, come on, he's not feigning a punch. He's just signaling everyone to hop on board of the ho train.

[SolInvictus]

Fox is already nawing out his anus because he was brought up as a Muslim, this may just end up biting him in the ass.

[Empanado]

Also, I was bored:

[SolInvictus]

At 1/25/07 09:53 PM, SolInvictus wrote: Fox is already nawing out his anus because he was brought up as a Muslim, this may just end up biting him in the ass.

two ass referrences ina sentence can't be healthy.

[MindControlFun]

At 1/24/07 11:57 PM, cellardoor6 wrote: It does kind of look like it because I had to reduce its size to be allowed on newgrounds. But It's not a photoshop. I've got another picture:

Wow. That has GOT to be photoshopped. In the first post, saint barack is further away than in the 2nd photo.

[Memorize]

At 1/25/07 11:38 PM, MindControlFun wrote:

Wow. That has GOT to be photoshopped. In the first post, saint barack is further away than in the 2nd photo.

You know, there isn't just 1 person flashing his camera. Just sayin.

[AdamRice]

At 1/25/07 01:20 AM, cellardoor6 wrote: I couldn't resist...

That middle eastern head dress, or whatever it is called, looks disturbingly appropriate on Barack.

[SolInvictus]

At 1/25/07 11:57 PM, AdamRice wrote: That middle eastern head dress, or whatever it is called, looks disturbingly appropriate on Barack.

not necessarily appropriate but definetley hot.

[cellardoor6]

At 1/25/07 11:38 PM, MindControlFun wrote:

At 1/24/07 11:57 PM, cellardoor6 wrote: It does kind of look like it because I had to reduce its size to be allowed on newgrounds. But It's not a photoshop. I've got another picture:

Wow. That has GOT to be photoshopped. In the first post, saint barack is further away than in the 2nd photo.

No, its 2 separate photos. Its not photoshopped believe me.

At 1/25/07 11:57 PM, AdamRice wrote:

At 1/25/07 01:20 AM, cellardoor6 wrote: I couldn't resist...

That middle eastern head dress, or whatever it is called, looks disturbingly appropriate on Barack.

Its a Sunni headdress, and Barack Obama attended a Madrassah which is a Sunni Islamic institute of learning.

For the first time ever, I am actually proud of my MS paint skills.

[cellardoor6]

At 1/26/07 12:12 AM, Grammer wrote:

At 1/24/07 11:51 PM, Karzand wrote: i'm going to be flamed for this but it seems kinda like a photoshop. It is pretty funny though.

You're not going to be flamed, it's definitely a photoshop, no joke.

No joke, you're just a retard.

I don't care what kind of spin cellardoor can put on it, the lighting on Obama's face, and the lighting on Richard Lugar, is much too different.

Shows how much you know you fucking dipshit.

I found the same pictures on MSNBC.

Don't ever question my honesty again you pathetic piece of trash.

[MindControlFun]

For those nonbelievers:

- In the left and right pics, notice saint barack's head, circled. Wow, that expression seems familiar.
- Also notice the differences in distance he is from that poor unfortunate soul about to get punched.
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- In the right photo, observe the (poorly drawn) arrows. The left arrow shows that there is light above the saint barack, coming down from the heavens. The arrow on the right, however, shows that there is light coming in from a different direction. Now, this is entirely possible; 2 light sources. But that doesn't account for the fact that Rick has an area of shade on the top left part of his head. Wouln't that be lighted from the same heavenly light that shines on barack?

I'm just saying... I call bluff.

[cellardoor6]

At 1/26/07 12:30 AM, MindControlFun wrote: For those nonbelievers:

Go to the links I provided you moron, they are MSNBC pictures that they posted on their news website. If they posted photoshopped pictures they'd be sued.

Your whole little hypothesis there means jackshit.

They are two different pictures, form two different cameras, and the angels difference caused the difference in lighting.

[cellardoor6]

At 1/26/07 12:44 AM, cellardoor6 wrote:

They are two different pictures, form two different cameras, and the angels difference caused the difference in lighting.

angles difference*

[Leeloo-Minai]

At 1/26/07 12:30 AM, MindControlFun wrote: For those nonbelievers:

I think I see what you mean. In the circle, the outline of his jacket is WAY too smooth. It looks like it was cut out of another picture.

And in the rectangle, the shadowing is all wrong.

BOGUS

[cellardoor6]

At 1/26/07 12:54 AM, Leeloo-Minai wrote:

At 1/26/07 12:30 AM, MindControlFun wrote: For those nonbelievers:

I think I see what you mean.
BOGUS

You're all a punch of morons. Look at the fucking links I provided. Its not photoshop, so all you're doing is proving how stupid you are.

[Leeloo-Minai]

At 1/26/07 01:00 AM, cellardoor6 wrote:

At 1/26/07 12:54 AM, Leeloo-Minai wrote:

At 1/26/07 12:30 AM, MindControlFun wrote: For those nonbelievers:

I think I see what you mean.
BOGUS

You're all a punch of morons. Look at the fucking links I provided. Its not photoshop, so all you're doing is proving how stupid you are.

Okay, I checked it out.

Here's what I think: Pink circles....... wtf? It looks so staged! I mean, you can see the lights right in the reflection! Duh!

Yellow rectangles........ Why are the two white guys' eyes squinted, while Obama seems to be having no trouble at all? PROOF. He was just cut out and added in after the other gentlemen posed for a squinty-eyed picture.

Green circled guy........... and who is this guy anyways?

[Leeloo-Minai]

I'm sorry.

[SolInvictus]

note how random guy in back changes position when Obama changes position/gets closer, they're two different photos, wh photoshop two different photos of Obama into two different photos of the other guys? i'm guessing theres some inside joke going on or just some ridiculous news photo ideas (i.e. like when boxers take pics with their upcoming opponents?).

[cellardoor6]

At 1/26/07 01:19 AM, Leeloo-Minai wrote: I'm sorry.

What a great way to cover up your tracks. You make a fool of yourself, then try to play it off by being funny. Very clever.