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Shit yourself?

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Shit yourself? 2007-01-23 03:27:58


Today i was really sick, but hungry too..So i went with my brother to grab some mcdonalds and while standing in line a bit of warm shit seaped through my boxers and into my pants, and i had to hold my legs closed the whole ride home in hopes nobody would smell it. Has anybody else here ever shit themselves above the age of 8?


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Response to Shit yourself? 2007-01-23 03:32:22


Eww.

Some of that shit must've leaked into your whistle points.

lol @ garbage

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Response to Shit yourself? 2007-01-23 03:32:48


nope most people 8 or above have rather good bowel controll


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Response to Shit yourself? 2007-01-23 03:33:14


At 1/23/07 03:32 AM, Bolo wrote: Eww.

Some of that shit must've leaked into your whistle points.

lol @ garbage

I like the color green >=(


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Response to Shit yourself? 2007-01-23 03:33:17


Nope, my colon works.

Response to Shit yourself? 2007-01-23 03:35:10


It once happend to me when I was 9.


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Response to Shit yourself? 2007-01-23 03:43:03


Once, but it clustered into a tiny ball that eventually wasn't that smelly at all.

irony?

Response to Shit yourself? 2007-01-23 03:45:13


I did when i was 5, I don't want to talk about it

Response to Shit yourself? 2007-01-23 04:26:28


At 1/23/07 03:45 AM, Hornby wrote: I did when i was 5, I don't want to talk about it

then why bring it up?

Yeah- i once release a full load during a class in high school. Not my fault really - teacher wouldn't let me go to the shitter. plus i had diarrhea that day too so it was a bad combo of things

Response to Shit yourself? 2007-01-23 04:28:28


I shit myself on the bus ride to school... TWICE! Was a horrifying and embarrasing experience. Everyone laughed, and I was made an outcast even more!


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Response to Shit yourself? 2007-01-23 05:51:26


wow thanks for sharing your...irregularity with us any other problems? ejaculation issues? B.O. conundrums? do share because Ng would NEVER laugh at others misfortune.

Response to Shit yourself? 2007-01-23 05:54:30


When I was like 7, I missed the toilet at school and got shit all over the floor.

Does that count?

Response to Shit yourself? 2007-01-23 06:10:42


no ive never shit myself


Hi

Response to Shit yourself? 2007-01-23 06:17:26


At 1/23/07 04:28 AM, RobotTaco wrote: I shit myself on the bus ride to school... TWICE! Was a horrifying and embarrasing experience. Everyone laughed, and I was made an outcast even more!

hahahhahaha!

Response to Shit yourself? 2007-01-23 08:41:42


It appears as if you didn't use your sphincter properly. I suspect it needs more excersize.


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Response to Shit yourself? 2007-01-23 08:49:05


Nope can't say ive ever shit my pants. Though i have come rather close.


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Response to Shit yourself? 2007-01-23 08:50:09


I think I was about 4 or 5 the last time I shit myself. I definitely recall doing it once while waiting for a plane when I was 4.


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Response to Shit yourself? 2007-01-23 09:46:09


Nah. I did when I was 6, though. I was sick for a long time... Scared the shit outta me, lol. I'd never not been able to reach the toilet before. :P


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Response to Shit yourself? 2007-01-23 09:50:11


Yeah, I guess eight would have been the closest age. I was outside for recess holding it in fine while I was on the swing until I got pushed without knowing. It scared, well, the shit out of me.

Peeing is a different story...I was about 12 the last time i pissed my pants.


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Response to Shit yourself? 2007-01-23 09:56:14


You, good sir, are mad of fail and incontinence.

Response to Shit yourself? 2007-01-23 10:45:23


i can't remember the last time myself. I bet it was epic though.

Response to Shit yourself? 2007-01-23 10:51:01


Well this one time at band camp the bathrooms caught on fire.Thats the only time i ever did.

lol this one time at band camp i replied to another BBS post with that same answer.


wooooooooooooo

Response to Shit yourself? 2007-01-23 11:00:12


hmmmmm can't remember

Response to Shit yourself? 2007-01-27 08:52:19


hahahahahahaha

Response to Shit yourself? 2007-01-27 08:53:58


Few days ago I did a fart and I thought I might had followed through. And I had, believe it or not. I then went to the toilet and got the rest out and it was very watery. And threw my underpants in an outside bin. And have told no-one yet other than the internet.

Response to Shit yourself? 2007-01-27 09:06:38


At 1/23/07 03:27 AM, Genocide wrote: Today i was really sick, but hungry too..So i went with my brother to grab some mcdonalds and while standing in line a bit of warm shit seaped through my boxers and into my pants, and i had to hold my legs closed the whole ride home in hopes nobody would smell it. Has anybody else here ever shit themselves above the age of 8?

Why the fuck do you embaras yourself by telling everyone in the bbs you shit yourself?


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Response to Shit yourself? 2007-01-27 09:06:44


Yeah when i was little.


what

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Response to Shit yourself? 2007-01-27 09:10:59


At 1/23/07 08:39 AM, simple-but-sandy wrote:
At 1/23/07 03:27 AM, Genocide wrote: Has anybody else here ever shit themselves above the age of 8?
I shit myself jsut reading this topic

I shit myself just reading your reply.


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Response to Shit yourself? 2007-01-27 09:14:02


Actually, no.

For some reason, I could always hold it in. Except when I was in the 1st grade, had to piss, and my teacher wouldn't let me leave so I actually had to hold my cock not to piss my pants.


And just like that....he was gone...

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Response to Shit yourself? 2007-01-27 09:15:53


I was sick also. I had been out of school for a week.

I was sitting on my couch, and I sneezed realy hard. A little leakage came out. Nothing too bad though.