Okay, to find out what will happen to you tomorrow,
TAKE THE FIRST LETTER OF YOUR FIRST PET'S NAME!
A - YOUR DOG
B - YOUR FISH
C - YOUR CELL PHONE
D - YOUR FAVORITE SHIRT
E - YOUR BEDROOM
F - YOUR HAIR
G - YOUR KITTY
H - YOUR COMPUTER
I - YOUR YO-YO
J - YOUR PET RHINO
K - YOUR SHOE
L - YOUR NEWGROUNDS ACCOUNT
M - YOUR CREDIT CARD
N - YOUR LUNCH
O - YOUR BIG TOE
P - YOUR TOILET SEAT
Q - YOUR FACE
R - YOUR TV
S - YOUR BATHROOM SINK
T - YOUR EAR LOBE
U - YOUR FREEZER
V - YOUR BACKYARD
W - YOUR NOSE HAIRS
X - YOUR MOTHER
Y - YOUR FAVORTIE FOOTBALL TEAM
Z - YOUR CAR
NOW COUNT HOW MANY TIMES YOU'VE TRIPPED OVER IN THE PAST WEEK!
1 - WILL CATCH ON FIRE
2 - WILL GET PEED ON
3 - WILL GET HIT BY A BUS
4 - WILL DROWN IN A POOL OF NERD SWEAT
5 - WILL DIE OF AIDS
OVER 5 - WILL CHEW SOME GUM.
Apparently, my bathroom sink will get hit by a bus.
You conniving, randy, bogus-Oriental old queen! Your record sleeves are better than your songs!