Lipozene.

[packow]

Anyone who has watched comedy central has seen those Lipozene commercials. "78% of each pount lost was pure body fat" or something. You've all seen it.

Anyway, it says at the bottom of the screen what the scientific name for the medication is. I think it's the name of the molecule or something.

Anyway, has anyone else noticed that the name for Lipozene is "Amorphophallus Konjak?"

Does anyone else find it a bit odd that "Amorphophallus" means "Shape-Shifting Penis?"

Look it up if you don't beleive me.

[TheBeagle]

ROFL

Yeah Lipozene has got to be the stupidest most rip-off product I have ever seen.
Notie they really get you when they say "Try this ONLY if you need to SERIOUSLY lose weight".

Fucking hilarious!

[Unimportant]

Relatively interesting find.

It's probably tapeworms anyway. It's always tapeworms...

[packow]

Also, am I the only one who wonders what the other 22% of weight lost consisted of?

[Jezuz]

At 1/21/07 10:47 PM, packow wrote: Also, am I the only one who wonders what the other 22% of weight lost consisted of?

Skin, pure, skin. Just falls off, you eventually just become a walking muscle, it's pretty scary. Oh also you lose your ball sack. Ever wonder what getting kicked in your nuts feels like without a sack? Pretty much the same actually. Anyhow, hope that helped.

[packow]

At 1/21/07 10:48 PM, Jezuz wrote: Skin, pure, skin. Just falls off, you eventually just become a walking muscle, it's pretty scary. Oh also you lose your ball sack. Ever wonder what getting kicked in your nuts feels like without a sack? Pretty much the same actually. Anyhow, hope that helped.

Wait, are you for serious?

Wait what am I thinking

[Jezuz]

At 1/21/07 10:53 PM, packow wrote:

Wait, are you for serious?

Wait what am I thinking

Hahahah, yes, I am a walking muscle with no sack, phear me

[KillMoochie]

At 1/21/07 10:48 PM, Jezuz wrote: Skin, pure, skin. Just falls off, you eventually just become a walking muscle, it's pretty scary. Oh also you lose your ball sack. Ever wonder what getting kicked in your nuts feels like without a sack? Pretty much the same actually. Anyhow, hope that helped.

That would be so awsome. Sign me up I want to become a mobile muscle with a shape shifting penis.

[36Holla]

I hate that woman who does the lipozene commercials. She doesnt stop moving her hands, and her voice is convincing enough to get the dumb people to think that it will help them