I'm Morrisey Smith, my girl friends in a coma, I know it's serious. I sometimes feel so frustrated at her there are times when I feel like murdering her, but still I would never want anything to happen to her. I don't know if she'll pull through, i'll say goodbye to her. The doctors won't let me see her, I just want to whisper my last goodbyes. Girl Friend in a Coma, I know.
I did it for the lulz:
At 1/20/07 08:18 PM, Burnzoid wrote: Lol.
is there something i missed?
Kill the doctors, then say goodbye, goodbye and shoot her and then shoot yourself, then you two will still be together in heaven, or hell, or you might go to hell for killing all those doctors, but your girl might go to heaven, either way, it's worth the risk =)
Your name's Morrisey? Are you sure there isn't a chance you bored your girlfriend into that coma?
At 1/20/07 08:20 PM, DarkArchon wrote: Im a coma in her
O?
I lol'd at that.
well u should jus get a couple new girls...
At 1/20/07 08:19 PM, TheCrimsonChin wrote: rape her
Do it.
At 1/20/07 08:30 PM, 3tard wrote: Is this a parody thread?
No it's a topics about The Smiths you know the 80's Alternative Rock group, and there song "Girl Friend in a Coma". Iappears no one has herd of them, I though they would have considering they were one of the biggest and most influencial bands of the 80's, they were the original alternaive rock group and have opened the path for all modern Alt Rock/Indie. With there lead Singer Morrissey and lead guitarist Johnny Marr.
At 1/20/07 08:32 PM, Inazuma-1 wrote: Pics, or you're lying.
Here a picture of Girl Friend In A Coma.
LOL HEY GUYS, IM GOING TO BE LIKE 4 CHAN A ND MAKE FUN OF SOMES GUYS MISERY
LOL U LIE.
stupid fags.
RoseSOAS: you should know i dont think this far ahead
Me made simple: well you already thought as far as holding a chicken while in your underwear
At 1/20/07 08:17 PM, Arcarsenal wrote: I'm Morrisey Smith, my girl friends in a coma, I know it's serious. I sometimes feel so frustrated at her there are times when I feel like murdering her, but still I would never want anything to happen to her. I don't know if she'll pull through, i'll say goodbye to her. The doctors won't let me see her, I just want to whisper my last goodbyes. Girl Friend in a Coma, I know.
Did it occur to you that you should take her to the hospital? I think this deserves a little more than a house call.
At 1/20/07 09:04 PM, ShitOnAStick wrote: LOL HEY GUYS, IM GOING TO BE LIKE 4 CHAN A ND MAKE FUN OF SOMES GUYS MISERY
LOL U LIE.
stupid fags.
Heh, read the rest of the thread. He doesn't have a girlfriend in a coma, it's just a parody of some '80s song.
By the way, most people on here aren't old enough to know that song.
DD <3 CP
At 1/20/07 09:04 PM, ShitOnAStick wrote: LOL HEY GUYS, IM GOING TO BE LIKE 4 CHAN A ND MAKE FUN OF SOMES GUYS MISERY
LOL U LIE.
stupid fags.
It's not real it's a fucking Smiths song which I took the lyrics and turned into a story, cause I thought alot of people actually listened to the smiths, I was wrong.
RoseSOAS: you should know i dont think this far ahead
Me made simple: well you already thought as far as holding a chicken while in your underwear
At 1/20/07 09:06 PM, DentedDementia wrote: Heh, read the rest of the thread. He doesn't have a girlfriend in a coma, it's just a parody of some '80s song.
At 1/20/07 09:05 PM, Mogly wrote: I KNOW I KNOW, it's very serious.
Thank you, my happyness is restored.
At 1/20/07 09:13 PM, meatyhead wrote:If you are old enough to know that song, you better actually get agrilfriend and stop wasting your life on NG
By the way, most people on here aren't old enough to know that song.
I'm actually not old enough to be around when they were around, I'm 16 years old so it isn't that bad that i'm still no NG, my dad went to see them and had a CD so I listened to it and I really liked it. Also if all the best music is from the past so I try to research old bands because I know I will perfer them to modern bands, so I tend to listen to alot of music which is well before my time.
Is she a gusher? If so you might be in luck.
NGMartial Arts Club Are you Man...
MUSIC | or a little, dying cosmic whore...
Speak with your actions, come from your core.
At 1/20/07 09:04 PM, ShitOnAStick wrote: stupid fags.
Don't you feel stupid.
wtfbbqhax
Mojo Nixon also covered this song around '95 and busts Morrisey's balls a little in the song.
coma: beleivable
you having a girlfriend: i dought that alot.
At 1/20/07 08:18 PM, Burnzoid wrote: Lol.
wtf? what was funny>?
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