What to say before you kill?

[Shadow-XII]

Inspired by your mom, or perhaps this thread. Probably your mom.

So yeah.

Imagine you're crouching over someone, pinning them to the ground. It's dark, and nobody else is around. You could be in a city, out in the country or even the back of your car. It could be pouring rain, it could be shimmering moonlight. You're holding a knife to their throat, a rope around their neck or a gun to their skull, or perhaps holding them in a headlock preparing to snap the neck.

It could be anyone you please and for any motive.

You're about to push the final effort, killing this person almost instantly.

What do you say?

The classic "See you in Hell." strikes me, but I wish I could think of something more creative.

You?

[Zombie]

Suck on this bitch

[DJ-Jerakai]

"This is for what you did to your daughter..."

[Buoy]

it's just a toy gun

[Cosmonautical]

"April fool! Haha... oops.."

[Solfaen]

"That was MY fucking sammich!! >:("

At 1/20/07 08:31 AM, DJ-Jerakai wrote: "This is for what you did to your daughter..."

hahaha how many times can that be relevant

[Shadow-XII]

In a really cold, creepy whisper:

"Lord...bring forth my evil..."

[zyzy]

I'd Say " After this im going to torture and kill the rest of your family"
Not only does that quote strike fear in them for their family , the person also knows that your gonna torture them. Best to get at them personally with someone they love or something before you kill them cause they know they're gonna die

Am i Right?

[Buoy]

Stop that. I said STOP TH...

[Electric-Bla]

In a childish and maniacal voice

"Tee hee hee hee... Here comes the choo-choo train, OF DOOM!!!"

[Shadow-XII]

At 1/20/07 08:36 AM, ZyklonB wrote: Am i Right?

"Just think of all the things you and your children will never get to do."

[HorseSperm]

Your mom was good in bed last night!

[Rookar]

At 1/20/07 08:29 AM, Shadow-XII wrote: Inspired by your mom,

HOW FUCKING FUNNY.

[Leeloo-Minai]

RRRRRRRRRRaaaaaaaaaaaWWWWWWWWWWR

[TacticalShoe]

Enjoy the ride

[AliT]

Say hi to the devil, for me, bitch.

[Buoy]

no you dont need seatbelts for this short trip

[PurpleHaze]

Before; Fuckin NOOB!
After; PWNED NOOB!

[HellSpawn]

"i fucking warned you BIACH!"
Or
"I'M GONNA EAT YOUr FUCKING EYEBALLS NOOB!"
Or
"You wanna see crazy... i can do fucking crazy!"

[ArmouredDeath]

YOU MOTHER FUCKER! After I kill you, I will call my gang and they will anal rape you!

[Buoy]

and this is how you use an axe

[Kuro]

"SATAN, GUIDE MY COCK! Oh shit, you're not dead yet, let me take care of that..."

[Grillpie]

and now its your turn

[wickedswami]

this will hurt me a lot more then it will you, but i won't be dead afterwards

haha you're such a chicken, the gun's not even loa..BAM
... ded

[Drillface]

i love turtles :D

[Leeloo-Minai]

"Deaded."

[Spectacle]

"this is what happens when you make big brother."
*smashes mega lightning time hammer into head*

[Sex0r]

"DIE N00B".

[WeaselsAndHeroin]

"Merry Christmas"