I had sex today

[BlindObject]

I was at my friends house today with my girl-friend, we decided to have sex. My best friend was in the other room playing guitar hero, and he put it louder, I guess he heard us laughing. I think he knows, he looks at us in a weird way.

[hryupngo]

yay! i never had sex! im not at all jealous either!

[Tancrisism]

I suppose this was mandatory eh?

[SyntheticTacos]

Parody topic YAAAYYYY!!!!!!

Shoop thine whoop in joy!

[Moltres]

Kyoo! Legendary Pokemon cannot breed, nor do we have genders!

[ATPDragon]

Horrible...horrible attempt at milking the thread man. Sorry but you was trying to add on the comedictality of the ol' thread and you tryin to stack it together like it was pancakes or somethin and you tryin do this whole thing, but seriously you need to get your posting at a WHOLE-NUVVA-LEVEL. Know'm sayin?

[BlindObject]

At 1/19/07 12:07 AM, ATPDragon wrote: Horrible...horrible attempt at milking the thread man. Sorry but you was trying to add on the comedictality of the ol' thread and you tryin to stack it together like it was pancakes or somethin and you tryin do this whole thing, but seriously you need to get your posting at a WHOLE-NUVVA-LEVEL. Know'm sayin?

Shit, who are you to talk? At least I used GRAMMAR. Try it once in a while. :D

[AtomicTerrorist]

At 1/19/07 12:05 AM, PainKiller3231 wrote: I was at my friends house today with my girl-friend, we decided to have sex. My best friend was in the other room playing guitar hero, and he put it louder, I guess he heard us laughing. I think he knows, he looks at us in a weird way.

LMAO yay!

[ATPDragon]

At 1/19/07 12:09 AM, PainKiller3231 wrote:
Shit, who are you to talk? At least I used GRAMMAR. Try it once in a while. :D

Chillax, my friend. It's called a "joke" or "yoke," I dunno if the J is silent.

[BlindObject]

At 1/19/07 12:10 AM, ATPDragon wrote:

At 1/19/07 12:09 AM, PainKiller3231 wrote:
Shit, who are you to talk? At least I used GRAMMAR. Try it once in a while. :D

Chillax, my friend. It's called a "joke" or "yoke," I dunno if the J is silent.

Failed either way.

[Dream-of-Duke]

At 1/19/07 12:05 AM, PainKiller3231 wrote: I was at my friends house today with my girl-friend, we decided to have sex. My best friend was in the other room playing guitar hero, and he put it louder, I guess he heard us laughing. I think he knows, he looks at us in a weird way.

GOOD FOR You. Is that what you expect us to say? :P

[MadCow]

Example #1,436 of 2006 users faggotry:
Let's parody every thread! Who cares if it's unnecessary, unfunny and pretty much fucking retarded, LET'S FUCKING PARODY IT!!

[Silent-G]

At 1/19/07 12:05 AM, PainKiller3231 wrote: I had sex today

WROOONG!!!

[BlindObject]

At 1/19/07 12:14 AM, MadCow wrote: Example #1,436 of 2006 users faggotry:
Let's parody every thread! Who cares if it's unnecessary, unfunny and pretty much fucking retarded, LET'S FUCKING PARODY IT!!

My thoughts exactly.

[ATPDragon]

At 1/19/07 12:12 AM, PainKiller3231 wrote:

At 1/19/07 12:10 AM, ATPDragon wrote:

At 1/19/07 12:09 AM, PainKiller3231 wrote:
Shit, who are you to talk? At least I used GRAMMAR. Try it once in a while. :D

Chillax, my friend. It's called a "joke" or "yoke," I dunno if the J is silent.

Failed either way.

Speaking of failing, you just failed at a parody. Good job, let the flaming continue.

[MadCow]

At 1/19/07 12:16 AM, PainKiller3231 wrote:

At 1/19/07 12:14 AM, MadCow wrote: Example #1,436 of 2006 users faggotry:
Let's parody every thread! Who cares if it's unnecessary, unfunny and pretty much fucking retarded, LET'S FUCKING PARODY IT!!

My thoughts exactly.

Sign-up Date:
08/07/2006

I bet they really are your thoughts >:[
That's probably exactly what you were thinking when you made this topic. "HOLY SHIT THIS IS GONNA BE HILARIOUS!! TOTAL 10-PAGER MATERIAL RIGHT HERE! THE FIRST PARODY THREAD IN NG HISTORY!"

[gamerpeepinpa]

At 1/19/07 12:05 AM, PainKiller3231 wrote: I was at my friends house today with my girl-friend, we decided to have sex. My best friend was in the other room playing guitar hero, and he put it louder, I guess he heard us laughing. I think he knows, he looks at us in a weird way.

Ehh...........another parody thread.....

[SyntheticTacos]

Shoop thine whoop! I offer my apologies.

[Smokinggun64]

At 1/19/07 12:05 AM, PainKiller3231 wrote: I was at my friends house today with my girl-friend, we decided to have sex. My best friend was in the other room playing guitar hero, and he put it louder, I guess he heard us laughing. I think he knows, he looks at us in a weird way.

Actually it was at his house where the shit went down. Next time you make a parody get your facts straight you fucking dumbass.

[Guitardude]

Example #1 of user faggotry:

MadCow wrote

[MadCow]

At 1/19/07 01:03 AM, Guitardude wrote: Example #1 of user faggotry:

MadCow wrote

You give 2004 signups a bad name.

[IPoopedInYourMailbox]

Let me smell your finger.

[cure4death]

haha! I had sex last night. for the first time too. Not bad I methinks . ^_^

[Shauna]

lol, m'kay, Not sure why we would care, but good job. You just got laid and now 100 more 13 year old boys feel even lower about themselves.

You stay classy.

[SadisticMonkey]

You fail at parody threads.

[Peaceblossom]

awesome

Funnily enough...

[Guitardude]

At 1/19/07 01:15 AM, MadCow wrote:

At 1/19/07 01:03 AM, Guitardude wrote: Example #1 of user faggotry:

MadCow wrote

You give 2004 signups a bad name.

Just a joke man.

<3