I fucking love homophobes.

[CaptainPeepers]

Seriously, you really want to have a good time, hang out with someone who is sexually insecure. These people are so afraid of gays that they will actually threaten you with death if you touch their leg.

The amount of lulz I've had by putting my hand over my homophobe friend's hand while he wasn't looking should be borderline illegal. He jumps up like there was a tarantula humping his arm, shakes a siezury shake, and starts yelling "WHAT THE FUCK MAN?! ARE YOU FUCKING GAY?! HOMO HOMO HOMO HOMO HOMO!"

I'm on the floor because I can't breathe I'm laughing so hard. I seriously believe that most of these people are closet gay. I mean, I'm straight, and I'm sexually secure because I know that I'm straight. but some of my friends hate gay people a little TOO much if you know what I mean.

Hoo boy. Where was I going with this?

[Tancrisism]

At 1/18/07 11:35 PM, CaptainPeepers wrote: Hoo boy. Where was I going with this?

I agree entirely. They are tasty snacks.

[SyntheticTacos]

I believe Mr. Ron White had interesting comments on this subject...

[Guitardude]

At 1/18/07 11:35 PM, CaptainPeepers wrote: Hoo boy. Where was I going with this?

You were saying that putting your penis inside Men is ok because you're so sure that you're gay and because it's fun to watch their reactions.

I dissagre, fag.

[Tancrisism]

At 1/18/07 11:40 PM, SyntheticTacos wrote: I believe Mr. Ron White had interesting comments on this subject...

Ah, that's where you are mistaken, mein Freund.

[The-Commissar]

At 1/18/07 11:40 PM, SyntheticTacos wrote: I believe Mr. Ron White had interesting comments on this subject...

"Do like the guy to have a small cock?"
"No I like big hard throbbing co..."
lol

[CaptainPeepers]

At 1/18/07 11:41 PM, Guitardude wrote: You were saying that putting your penis inside Men is ok because you're so sure that you're gay and because it's fun to watch their reactions.

I dissagre, fag.

Why must you insult what we have here, love?

[SardonicSamurai]

At 1/18/07 11:40 PM, SyntheticTacos wrote: I believe Mr. Ron White had interesting comments on this subject...

"Do you watch porn?"

"Hell yeah I do!"

"What kind of porn you like?"

"Oh the good stuff! Girls with big tits 'n a nice ass!"

"What about the man? Do you like seeing the guy with a small dick pound a women?"

"Hell no! I like hard throbbing cock-OH GOD!"

lol, it went something like that. ^^

[SardonicSamurai]

CaptainPeepers, even better then touching them is "acting" like one in front of them. Playing the part really fucks with their heads. Me and a few of my friends (females included fags, ha ha ha) would walk up to kids (most specifically under class men or BIG HOMOPHOBES) and just start talking to them.

"Heeyyy thheexxyy! Mmmmm, thoze pantss look good on you! Hee hee hee hee! It really showss ur asss!"

You do the stereotypical movements and Oh God do they freak out. We've had several run away, in which we would proceed to chase them. Awesome times!

[Guitardude]

At 1/18/07 11:43 PM, CaptainPeepers wrote:

At 1/18/07 11:41 PM, Guitardude wrote: You were saying that putting your penis inside Men is ok because you're so sure that you're gay and because it's fun to watch their reactions.

I dissagre, fag.

Why must you insult what we have here, love?

just messin' man, just messin.

All i've got is love. Straight/Platonic love.

[SadisticSatisfaction]

Homophobes are one of the leading causes of lulz. Where would we get our lulz then?

Emos, Suicide, 16 year old girls, 13 year old boys, Memes, LJ killers, Flamers, Mods, Nazis, [adult swim], Hentai, Guro, Anime, Yiff, Furry, Spamming, Internet tough guys [see homophobe], etc etc....

Yeah your right. We dont need them =\