I just love the Weatherscan channel

[SyntheticTacos]

I have Comcast digital cable, and on channel 101 there is a special channel- the Weatherscan channel! It's my weather, all the time! Accompanied by soothing jhazzy beats! It's so fun to sit there and watch it for hours; it's more all-consuming than paid programming. But I only get sucked into paid programming because the pain of changing the channel is not as bad as the pain of listening to some asshole talk about Oxy-Clean for 2 hours. In closing, I love the Weather Channel.

[SyntheticTacos]

I knew I should have put something in the topic about penises.