My friend had sex

[Smokinggun64]

Today my best friend told me that he finally made sweet love to his girlfriend yesterday. I was scarred for life. Why you might ask...I was in the other room while it happened. I heard laughing while I was playing guitar hero and it crossed my mind that they might be fucking but I quickly dismissed it because I thought they wouldn't do it while I was there and just turned up the volume. When I found out what really happened a shiver ran down my spine. I will never look at them the same again.

[SardonicSamurai]

At 1/18/07 11:10 PM, Smokinggun64 wrote: I was in the other room while it happened. I heard laughing while I was playing guitar hero and it crossed my mind that they might be fucking but I quickly dismissed it because I thought they wouldn't do it while I was there and just turned up the volume.

I lol'd at this

[xSarCastiCx]

That is pretty weird o_0

[Dropkicked]

At 1/18/07 11:10 PM, Smokinggun64 wrote: Why you might ask...I was in the other room while it happened.

Don't sweat it dude, you'll be over it in about a week.

Just keep shredding on your imaginary guitar.

^_______________^

[WTL]

FAAKE

[Saint]

O rly?

You ever watch a hamster on prozac having an orgy with three oranges on the foot of your bed? I thought not.

[Tancrisism]

Why would that scar you for life? Sex happens, mate.

[SadisticMonkey]

I bet you really fapping.

[SyntheticTacos]

I am sorry you had an unfriendly encounters with the Buttsex Batallion. Usually it is to not be all up ons.

[Guitardude]

At 1/18/07 11:14 PM, Jezuz wrote: My dog had sex today, want a fucking cookie?

That's like a f*cking Win-Win situation.

yesplz.

[Ace-Pilot]

At 1/18/07 11:12 PM, Shawtey wrote:

At 1/18/07 11:10 PM, Smokinggun64 wrote: Today my best friend

liar you dont have any friends

It took all of the first poster to say it. lol

[Moltres]

Kyoo! I am Moltres! Who dares awaken me from my slumber?

[cellardoor6]

Welcome to being a teenager.

And hes 15?

Thats a late bloomer as far as I'm concerned.

[Moltres]

At 1/18/07 11:41 PM, Shawtey wrote:

At 1/18/07 11:39 PM, Moltres wrote: Kyoo! I am Moltres! Who dares awaken me from my slumber?

what thew fuck does that have to do with this topic?... please get the fuck off newgrounds

Aha, but you forgot one little detail! Fire-type moves are super effective against steel! Who's laughing now? KYOO!

[BirthofaNova]

You know it is sad when you have to brag about your friend supposedly getting some action.

[Bolo]

At 1/18/07 11:40 PM, cellardoor6 wrote: Welcome to being a teenager.

And hes 15?

Thats a late bloomer as far as I'm concerned.

Wow, perpetrating lies in ALL forums, now, I see.

[SuperSexyActionFurry]

At 1/18/07 11:44 PM, Moltres wrote: Aha, but you forgot one little detail! Fire-type moves are super effective against steel! Who's laughing now? KYOO!

Hey I have porn of you :-*

[Ho-oh]

Gwaarr!! I am Ho-oh, guardian of the sky! Who is the one who summoned me?

[SadisticSatisfaction]

As far as im concerned, there is no excuse for not joining in. who agrees?

[Wadezilla]

Nothing new to me. My friend's a pimp. I've had to listen to him have sex in many different places. (The worst of those being in the back of MY car while I was driving)

[Moltres]

At 1/18/07 11:59 PM, Ho-oh wrote: Gwaarr!! I am Ho-oh, guardian of the sky! Who is the one who summoned me?

It is I, Moltres! I challenge you to a face-off! A Legendary Bird deathmatch! Kyoo!

[Whiplesh]

At 1/18/07 11:44 PM, Moltres wrote:

At 1/18/07 11:41 PM, Shawtey wrote:

At 1/18/07 11:39 PM, Moltres wrote: Kyoo! I am Moltres! Who dares awaken me from my slumber?

what thew fuck does that have to do with this topic?... please get the fuck off newgrounds

Aha, but you forgot one little detail! Fire-type moves are super effective against steel! Who's laughing now? KYOO!

Shawtey, since Moltres seems to be making an idiot out of himself. Stop making random crap and get with the topic.

[AtomicTerrorist]

At 1/18/07 11:10 PM, Smokinggun64 wrote: Today my best friend told me that he finally made sweet love to his girlfriend yesterday. I was scarred for life. Why you might ask...I was in the other room while it happened. I heard laughing while I was playing guitar hero and it crossed my mind that they might be fucking but I quickly dismissed it because I thought they wouldn't do it while I was there and just turned up the volume. When I found out what really happened a shiver ran down my spine. I will never look at them the same again.

hey! i didnt know u had an account on NG! Why are you talking about me on the internet!??! I bet u were fapping when i was banging her! yah i bet u had ur ear on the wall trying to listen. you sick pervert you. anyways, im off to her house now. c ya later. if i come around 4 is that good? kk bye.

lol for my retarded fake conv.

[BlindObject]

I <3 this thread.

[Ho-oh]

At 1/19/07 12:01 AM, Moltres wrote:

It is I, Moltres! I challenge you to a face-off! A Legendary Bird deathmatch! Kyoo!

GWAAAAR! You are no match for me!

[PatVicous]

hhahaahah love you

[hryupngo]

apparently a lotta ppl dont realize that this is a parody thread.

I am Wailord, largest pokemon of them all! You are but mere ants to me! My water attacks are super effective against your fire moves!

[Smokinggun64]

At 1/19/07 12:23 AM, hryupngo wrote: apparently a lotta ppl dont realize that this is a parody thread.

Actually this is the real deal. No parody here. I don't believe in parody threads.

[gamerpeepinpa]

At 1/19/07 12:23 AM, hryupngo wrote: apparently a lotta ppl dont realize that this is a parody thread.

guess you havent read the whole thread