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Robin Williams is God.

This topic is stupid in the fact that you make it seem that followers of religion don't believe in science. Many Christians, including myself, believe in God, and that he created the universe, and also believe in evolution and the big bang. Please get it right before you start a Science vs. Religon shithole of a topic.

At 2/18/07 12:39 AM, SadisticMonkey wrote: This topic is stupid in the fact that you make it seem that followers of religion don't believe in science. Many Christians, including myself, believe in God, and that he created the universe, and also believe in evolution and the big bang. Please get it right before you start a Science vs. Religon shithole of a topic.

You obviously haven't read through this topic. It's 18 pages and many months old... you might wanna go back and catch up...

At 2/17/07 11:44 PM, Imperator wrote: "No, God just went 'click' "

Awesome :D

At 2/18/07 12:11 AM, Ravariel wrote: Robin Williams is God.

i'm sorry, its been established Morgan Freeman is.

At 2/18/07 03:32 PM, SolInvictus wrote:

i'm sorry, its been established Morgan Freeman is.

Chuck Norris would kick his ass.

After reading most of the pages here...I have a question to ask you all...

What's more likely? That an all-powerful, mysterious God created the Universe, and decided not to give any proof of his existence? Or, that He simply doesn't exist at all, and that we created Him, so that we wouldn't have to feel so small and alone?

At 2/18/07 12:39 AM, SadisticMonkey wrote: This topic is stupid in the fact that you make it seem that followers of religion don't believe in science. Many Christians, including myself, believe in God, and that he created the universe, and also believe in evolution and the big bang. Please get it right before you start a Science vs. Religon shithole of a topic.

Exactly what I have been trying to say since i started posting on this thread.

What's more likely? That an all-powerful, mysterious God created the Universe, and decided not to give any proof of his existence? Or, that He simply doesn't exist at all, and that we created Him, so that we wouldn't have to feel so small and alone?

First off, this question is incorrectly states, as is says "not to give any proof of his existence",
when in fact there is constant proof of such existance.

That being said,
The former. If you've ever been in a position of high power and influence, you would know first hand that the LAST thing you want is to be public, visible, and accountable for all your actions (as well as everyone else's). People in visible positions of authority are more likely to be judged and ridiculed than praised. Think of our current president, any well known historical figure, dictator, etc.

At 2/18/07 11:03 PM, Imperator wrote: First off, this question is incorrectly states, as is says "not to give any proof of his existence",
when in fact there is constant proof of such existance.

WOW! Talk about dyslexia.....

Should read:

First off, this question is incorrectly stated, as it says "......

At 2/18/07 11:03 PM, Imperator wrote: That being said,
The former. If you've ever been in a position of high power and influence, you would know first hand that the LAST thing you want is to be public, visible, and accountable for all your actions (as well as everyone else's). People in visible positions of authority are more likely to be judged and ridiculed than praised. Think of our current president, any well known historical figure, dictator, etc.

Lol...Imperator, I think that was someone's sad attempt at sounding philisophical through a rhetoric question.

Way to shoot them down though X-D

At 2/18/07 06:19 PM, random8982 wrote: Chuck Norris would kick his ass.

Chuck Norris kicks ass on behalf of Morgan Freeman.

At 2/18/07 11:21 PM, SolInvictus wrote:

At 2/18/07 06:19 PM, random8982 wrote: Chuck Norris would kick his ass.

Chuck Norris kicks ass on behalf of Morgan Freeman.

This is very simple to solve.....

Morgan Freeman the God.
Chuck Norris the Son.
Robin Williams the Holy Spirit.

The mystery of the Three hath been solved!!!

Ironically, I think this is exactly how the Church came to the mystery of the 3 as well......

I belive that aleins implanted their dna in prehistoric man and taught us basics of civilization, but on the other hand I do smoke alot of weed.

You know what? Both sides confuse me. Let's just fucking live life and we'll find out when we die, alright?

At 2/19/07 12:08 AM, Imperator wrote: Morgan Freeman the God.
Chuck Norris the Son.
Robin Williams the Holy Spirit.

The mystery of the Three hath been solved!!!

Ironically, I think this is exactly how the Church came to the mystery of the 3 as well......

Consider me a convert!

At 2/19/07 12:08 AM, Imperator wrote: This is very simple to solve.....
Morgan Freeman the God.
Chuck Norris the Son.
Robin Williams the Holy Spirit.
The mystery of the Three hath been solved!!!
Ironically, I think this is exactly how the Church came to the mystery of the 3 as well......

Thus the religion of MAN has been born.

Man Law?

look god created the universe and said let it be.

At 2/19/07 12:46 PM, DMaster78 wrote: look god created the universe and said let it be.

Then God created man and gave him the ability to ask "Why?"

You lose.

At 2/18/07 06:19 PM, random8982 wrote:

At 2/18/07 03:32 PM, SolInvictus wrote:

i'm sorry, its been established Morgan Freeman is.

Chuck Norris would kick his ass.

You no nothing of TV. Morgan Freeman would use his FAR superior acting tallent to dissolve Norris.

At 2/15/07 05:56 PM, Imperator wrote:

And I don't need a study Bible to tell me what a chapter is or is not saying.

Actually, the was the Bible utilizes such flowery english still prevents the uneducated from deciphering it.

Thanks for proving my point Dre! Makes my job of making you look stupid that much easier!

Making me look stupid? The only person looking stupid is you after not responding to my previous post for 3 and a half days. Because you know you're being crushed under the weight of your own ignorance and uneducated foolishness.

I was saying that I did not need a study bible to decipher the Bible and what it says, that does not mean that some people, such as yourself, do not need a study bible or some ignoramous Catholic priest to teach them what the Bible is saying.

so wait; Dre-Man does not study the Bible but knows everything that was said within its pages and how it was meant to be understood?

At 2/19/07 09:14 PM, SolInvictus wrote: so wait; Dre-Man does not study the Bible but knows everything that was said within its pages and how it was meant to be understood?

From where do you draw this conclusion? I study the Bible everyday, sometimes with family, sometimes by myself. And I did not claim to understand the entirety of the Bible, maybe moreso than Imperator at the least, but not to a state of perfection.

At 2/19/07 08:47 PM, Dre-Man wrote: I was saying that I did not need a study bible to decipher the Bible and what it says

sorry, i mistook one form of arrogance for another.

Making me look stupid? The only person looking stupid is you after not responding to my previous post for 3 and a half days.:

Bum ba dum dum! He's BACK! Angrier, dumber, and and faster than before! Return of Dre-Man, part IV: The idiot chronicles!!!

?? Which one didn't I answer? The one about me "sucking my toes" or the non-question rant about my "catholic drivel" of an education? I can't answer things that aren't posed as questions.....

Because you know you're being crushed under the weight of your own ignorance and uneducated foolishness.

Why don't we let the boards decide who's more intelligent, hmm?

Dre-Man:
Imperator:

Cast your votes now NG!

At 2/19/07 10:25 PM, SolInvictus wrote: At 2/19/07 08:47 PM, Dre-Man wrote: I was saying that I did not need a study bible to decipher the Bible and what it says

sorry, i mistook one form of arrogance for another.

ZING! Sol Invictus by a furlong (or 56) in the lead!!

At 2/19/07 10:34 PM, Imperator wrote: Why don't we let the boards decide who's more intelligent, hmm?

Dre-Man:
Imperator: I

well i know who Dre-Man worships, you had better not be worshipping Jupiter Optimus Maximus or that point getting repealed.

well i know who Dre-Man worships, you had better not be worshipping Jupiter Optimus Maximus or that point getting repealed.

......

well.......

nah, nah.....God the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit (you win this round Sol......).

i was hoping there would be a more Roman answer to that (fuck Constantine).

At 2/19/07 10:34 PM, Imperator wrote: Why don't we let the boards decide who's more intelligent, hmm?

Dre-Man:
Imperator:

Cast your votes now NG!

Ah, now this is just cruel.

....

(Imperator)

How wrong does one have to be to have theists AND atheists united against them?