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Britain's view on the world

You may have better healthcare than us, but we don't care.

You may be more environmentally friendly than us, but we don't care.

You may have an alround better country and we won't care.

Beat us at sports though, and we'll fucking riot!

I love Britain :-)

Haha, has anyone else seen that bit in Borat when he's talking to this woman at a Patriot Rally? She says that America is the best country in the world because it alone has free speech.

England may be shit but at least we're not stupid.

Yeah that's something us Brits should be proud of...

At 1/11/07 11:56 AM, uoip wrote: At least our currency is hell of a lot better than the damn Yanks.

and it's not all one colour either...

wait... aren't most currencies multi-coloured?

At 1/11/07 11:34 AM, Lopas1 wrote: "Oh my god, what a bloody suprise."

Britain suckz . Nothing personal.

ur mum suckz

Everyone already knew England rules, but i'm sure they needed some reminding with Tony Blair being a cracka lately.

At 1/11/07 12:31 PM, Lolercaust wrote: Everyone already knew England rules, but i'm sure they needed some reminding with Tony Blair being a cracka lately.

England = NOT BRITAIN!!!!
England = a country in britain

dumbass

British people suck at sex, why so many premature babies. God dammit british people hit puberty at the age of 17...

At 1/11/07 11:00 AM, N-Antichrist wrote: I seriously want to leave this shithole. Britain to Europe is America to the World.

I'm outta here.

I'm only prode to be welsh and thats it, i want out

All those stats seem to suggest that the only did this survey in England. Like cocaine in Wales or even Scotland? I'm moving to Wales as soon as I get the chance.

At 1/11/07 10:52 AM, Lord-Sonx wrote: BIGGEST PORN ADDICTS
WE'RE officially the top nation in Europe for looking at porn.
Just under a quarter of British men view sexy images at least once a day, according to a survey by Men's Health magazine. The Italians and French are at the other end of the viewing scale.

Thats not suprising. I prefer cunt to my right hand but I have HUGE amounts of porn upstairs and on this computer.

SAFEST ROADS

FOR the past 20 years most of the rest of Europe has envied our road safety record.
There were 7.1 deaths per billion vehicle kilometres in Britain in 2003, compared with 10.9 in France and 9.7 in Germany. Only Sweden has a better record.

Thats because we drive on the PROPER side of the road. Weve stayed traditional to going on the left.

MOST VIOLENT

BRITS are more likely to be victims of assault than any other nationality in Europe.
The problem is worst in Scotland, where people are seven times more likely to be hurt than the Portuguese.
Three per cent of Scots and 2.8 per cent of the English and Welsh have been attacked, according to a study conducted by the UN.

Fuck yeah man. Thats because of all the wimpy polish that migrate over here.

This is pretty sucky. We're quickly becoming the new America.

LOLOLOLOLOL
STFU

KTHXBAI

At 1/11/07 10:54 AM, Cosmonautical wrote: Makes me feel so proud.

ditto

At 1/11/07 12:07 PM, Tri-Nitro-Toluene wrote: Britain's view on the world

You may have better healthcare than us, but we don't care.

Weve got one of the best health care system in the world.

You may be more environmentally friendly than us, but we don't care

funny because theres 3 recyle bins outside everones house

You may have an alround better country and we won't care.

Suppose

Beat us at sports though, and we'll fucking riot!

Hey! A World Cup ring a bell?

I love Britain :-)

At 1/11/07 11:00 AM, N-Antichrist wrote: I seriously want to leave this shithole. Britain to Europe is America to the World.

I'm outta here.

Coming from a frequent traveler here...the world sucks.

People suck.

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Wherever you are.

At 1/11/07 01:41 PM, MickTheChampion wrote: There's no such thing as Britain: there are Scottish people and there are English people - and we're very different people at that. And the Welsh, I guess. We'll part ways soon enough.

lol,
I know how much you hate it, But England is the most Similar country to Scotland in Nearly every way. Except maybe Northen Ireland.

So yes there is such things as Britain, Howether much you hate it, English, Scottish an welsh are very similar.

I bet you a foreigner couldn't make out who's who from Geordie, a glasgowegian, a welshman an a Ulster-scot.

hate to be a cunt. Scotland an England are very different, But no more than Northen England an Southern England really.

Those aren't reasons to be proud of.

I would't be proud if it was me.

At 1/11/07 02:10 PM, Mr-Money wrote: This is pretty sucky. We're quickly becoming the new America.

Nah don't worry, They have more Rapes an Murders than us.

We just have more Assaults, Break ins, Car theft, Binge drinkers .ect

The way it's always been.

At 1/11/07 11:48 AM, Lord-Sonx wrote: you may think that britain is the msot hates place in europe, but that medal belongs to France :)

wtf germany

It's a good thing america does'nt brag about this stuff...

...right?

At 1/11/07 03:57 PM, MickTheChampion wrote:

They are similar though, being together for hundreds of years has made it so, Only recently has real national identity come between Scotland, England an Wales. Which is a good thing I agree. 50years ago a welshman a englishman or scottishman would call themseves British ushally.

Everythings very similar,

Take Germany and France, Two very different countries, and anyone could tell the countries and the people apart.
England an scotland though, The Architecture is similar, The culture is very similar (not traditional culture)

If I was put into the middle of glasgow And didn't hear anyone speak I would think I was in shefield or something. I could go into a church or a pub or a corner shop. very very similar.
If i went into an american bar or a french bar I would know I wasn't in England, But a scottish pub, apart from the scottish flags .ect --- same

I'd still see the same chavs (neds) on the streets, the same football fans, the same roads, cars, steets everything.

Theres just little differences like people drinkin Iron-bru instead of vimto.

It's hard to hear I know.

I expect you like to think of Scotland more like the Republic of Ireland. Traditonally It is realy, But in reality its not.
Whats with the Irish flag in your sig anyway, wannebe irishman or sumthin??? your as bad as all the americans.

Fuckin plastic paddy

At 1/11/07 11:09 AM, FeargusMcDuff wrote: Violence is how to solve problems, not nancy verbal soultions like the French.

Exactly. That's why the next election is battle of the fittest - 100 metre hopping event.

and that's why I'm never going to move out of britian also monkeys rule

This made me laugh. Great Britain rules pr0n and obesity.

At 1/11/07 04:28 PM, MickTheChampion wrote:

Take Germany and France, Two very different countries, and anyone could tell the countries and the people apart.
England an scotland though, The Architecture is similar, The culture is very similar (not traditional culture)

Not really: I could argue that Glasgow isn't an accurate portrayal of Scottish culture - that's it's been robbed of it through being one of the largest cities in Britain and expanding commercially. That's a case for nationalism right there, Glasgow isn't like places up North - we don't have a culture.

True, but then 50% of the Scottish population live in an around glasgow, and glasgow does have culture but it's more similar to the rest of British city culture

Again, you're wrong - Glasgow is a 50/50 split between Catholics and Protestants, so "very very similiar" is pretty far-fetched, considering a Church and a Chapel could be accross the street from one another and be a world of a difference.

Very very similar to a city like liverpool then?

What the fuck is an American bar? Or a French bar? There's no such thing, you don't get "French-themed pubs" - pubs are largely the same accross the country because they're the same brand. Like Wetherspoons, it's a change. However, if you went into a tavern somewhere in Inverness, it would be a world of a difference from one of your English pubs.

You don't get french themed bars cause there shit, Howether you get american themed bars, Irish themed pubs an British themed pubs, But not scottish themed pubs. Theres even big similarities between Irish an British pubs, allthough still different. All Pubs out in the stix are different than city ones an they are more original anywere in Britain, but still similar.

I'd still see the same chavs (neds) on the streets, the same football fans, the same roads, cars, steets everything.

Well then you wouldn't be very observant, as I can see quite large differences between these things.

You wouldn;t though, Excepty they'd be wearing differnt footy shirts

Oh Noes! You have crushed my zest for nationalism with your simpleton statements about "Iron-bru" and how "we haves da same roads". Okay! I admit defeat!

You should, Theres nothing wrong with Nationalism, I'm just saying Scotland an england are very similar, You just can't admit it.

The countries in the UK are more similar to each other than outside the UK though Scotlands more similar to Northen Ireland and Wales is more similar to England.

In reality it isn't, and traditionally it isn't. Scotland and Ireland are two different countries, I would like to see Scotland go down the same road as Ireland in terms of being a successful European Republic, though.

Scotland really is traditonally more similar to Ireland than England. And It would be nice for scotland to become a republic, allthough Irelands looking more like america these days, and were all goin to be swept into the EU an by ruled by the fuckin French an germans!!!

I'm fucking glad this ain't some idiot "Eurofag" topic.
And by "Eurofag" I mean some who lives in Europe that thinks americans are inferior to their race, yet he or she is the stupid one him/herself.
This is just so you know I'm not being racist.

At 1/11/07 05:52 PM, Joeypwnsjoo wrote:
This is just so you know I'm not being racist.

Well no shot buddy, no one has mentiond any specific races yet. Countries don't seperate races.

i laughed

thanks for the sig =p

At 1/11/07 06:04 PM, MickTheChampion wrote: Damn, I love Europe - those Americans are so inferior to us.

D'you hear me you culturally retarded oafs?

"OMG I H8 /-\M3RIC/-\NS I'M S0 H/-\RDC0R3."

Fuck you okay.