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Forum Topic: A History Lesson

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TheEnchantress

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Posted at: 1/10/07 03:16 PM

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History Lesson

Have a history teacher explain this----- if they can.

Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head.

Now it gets really weird.

Lincoln 's secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln.

Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln , was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.

Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.

Now hang on to your seat.

Lincoln was shot at the theater named 'Ford.'
Kennedy was shot in a car called ' Lincoln ' made by 'Ford.'

Lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse.
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a theater.

Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

And here's the kicker...

A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.

Now that freaked me out...what do you think?


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Oswald didn't do it. So your whole thing after you accusing him is wrong. Also, I've seen this before on the web... you didn't even compile your own nonesense. You FAIL.

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Coincidence? I think not! Call the FBI!!!!

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TheEnchantress

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At 1/10/07 03:23 PM, John-Wayne wrote: Oswald didn't do it. So your whole thing after you accusing him is wrong. Also, I've seen this before on the web... you didn't even compile your own nonesense. You FAIL.

i know i know...I found this in my mom's email... I SURRENDER!!!! *waves a white flag...*


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Thats some crazy shit right there


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I don't understand.

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Kidiri

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Aaah, a conspiracy! Oh wait, they're 100 years apart...
Aaah, alien conspiracy! Woe the one elected in 2060!

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Straight-Edge

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You are mistaken, most of this was already proved wrong.
You fail

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Posted at: 1/10/07 03:58 PM

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At 1/10/07 03:16 PM, TheEnchantress wrote: History Lesson
Both Presidents were shot in the head.

Not that much of a coincidence, only places an assassain can be sure of succeeding are in the head and the heart, Lincoln had his back turned so could not have been shot in the heart, Some one in Kennedy's car was blocking his heart so both needed to be shot in the head for it to be fatal

Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln.

Kennedy never had a secretary called Lincoln (although lincoln did have a secratary called Kennedy)

Both were assassinated by Southerners.

Define Southerner as by Kennedy's assassaination the US did not have Northern/Southern states

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