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Response to timestopper watch, what wud u do? Jan. 6th, 2007 @ 07:35 PM Reply

I'd probably just end up pulling everyone's pants down. That's about the extent of my trouble causing ability.


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Response to timestopper watch, what wud u do? Jan. 6th, 2007 @ 07:36 PM Reply

At 1/6/07 06:02 PM, BlueFlameSkulls wrote: Kill all the people who made that godawful movie

Dammit,I was going to post that!
My second choice would be to go on a killing spree.No one would catch or stop me


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Response to timestopper watch, what wud u do? Jan. 6th, 2007 @ 07:36 PM Reply

At 1/6/07 05:45 PM, Kurofelis wrote: Three-quarters of NG would rape and perform sexual abuse, molesting anything and everything.

Very, very true.

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Response to timestopper watch, what wud u do? Jan. 6th, 2007 @ 07:40 PM Reply

Fuck some chick, then continue time with her standing the middle of a busy street covered in sperm and shi- sheer love 8DD

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Response to timestopper watch, what wud u do? Jan. 6th, 2007 @ 07:41 PM Reply

At 1/6/07 05:58 PM, Shadow-XII wrote: 1. Find the most stuck up bitch I can, stop time, remove her clothes in public and shove something up her vagina.

2. Steal money. Like, friggin thousands of dollars.

Yes, thats pretty much my idea, only I'd be sticking something more specific there.


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Response to timestopper watch, what wud u do? Jan. 6th, 2007 @ 07:44 PM Reply

At 1/6/07 07:41 PM, Itsa-Bouncing-Rock wrote:
At 1/6/07 05:58 PM, Shadow-XII wrote: 1. Find the most stuck up bitch I can, stop time, remove her clothes in public and shove something up her vagina.

You forgot to trap some air behind it so it shoots out at a remarkable speed when time continues =D

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Response to timestopper watch, what wud u do? Jan. 6th, 2007 @ 07:49 PM Reply

I'd probably stop time to stop something from happening, like stop time at the taping of American Idol, kick the british judge in the face, kick the host in the nuts and leave it paused forever. We would all be happy.


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Response to timestopper watch, what wud u do? Jan. 6th, 2007 @ 07:56 PM Reply

At 1/6/07 06:11 PM, Shadow-XII wrote: Technically, with stopping time, you're also pausing physics. Which means everything, to you, is weightless. Once you pick something up, it can be a Mack truck as light as a feather...so you can literally carry the car home.

Whoa, I could literally hold up a bank!


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Response to timestopper watch, what wud u do? Jan. 6th, 2007 @ 08:00 PM Reply

I'd get longer sleep.

I'd also go do something but you already know what it is.

Then I'd do my homework in 1/5 of a second.


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Response to timestopper watch, what wud u do? Jan. 6th, 2007 @ 08:01 PM Reply

At 1/6/07 06:02 PM, oddworth wrote: Pull everyones pants down.

And then make time work again so everyone's so embarrassed.


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Response to timestopper watch, what wud u do? Jan. 6th, 2007 @ 08:10 PM Reply

Stop time and rape everyone.


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Response to timestopper watch, what wud u do? Jan. 6th, 2007 @ 08:11 PM Reply

I'd take off everyone pants and make the biggest orgy line in the world and when time resumes everyone will be fucking and they won't know what's going on!!

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Response to timestopper watch, what wud u do? Jan. 6th, 2007 @ 08:12 PM Reply

Loot, rape, pillage and disco.


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Response to timestopper watch, what wud u do? Jan. 6th, 2007 @ 08:14 PM Reply

At 1/6/07 05:59 PM, akusamurai23 wrote:
At 1/6/07 05:45 PM, Kurofelis wrote: Three-quarters of NG would rape and perform sexual abuse, molesting anything and everything.
that sum includes me

and me !

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Response to timestopper watch, what wud u do? Jan. 6th, 2007 @ 08:15 PM Reply

At 1/6/07 08:00 PM, LtSurge659 wrote: Then I'd do my homework in 1/5 of a second.

If someone handed you a watch that could STOP TIME, you would do your fucking homework?


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Response to timestopper watch, what wud u do? Jan. 6th, 2007 @ 08:17 PM Reply

At 1/6/07 08:15 PM, Lagerkapo wrote:
At 1/6/07 08:00 PM, LtSurge659 wrote: Then I'd do my homework in 1/5 of a second.
If someone handed you a watch that could STOP TIME, you would do your fucking homework?

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Response to timestopper watch, what wud u do? Jan. 6th, 2007 @ 08:17 PM Reply

I would...

1) Kick everyone I don't like in their balls
2) Wreak havoc at my school
3) Steal all kind of stuff, games, CDs, a guitar, an Ipod, cash etc
4) I would go to a restaurant and eat everything I like

Woooo this thread's name should be "Timestopper watch, what WOULDN'T you do?"

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Response to timestopper watch, what wud u do? Jan. 6th, 2007 @ 08:18 PM Reply

At 1/6/07 08:17 PM, EnconXV wrote: Woooo this thread's name should be "Timestopper watch, what WOULDN'T you do?"

A horse. I could do that anyway.


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Response to timestopper watch, what wud u do? Jan. 6th, 2007 @ 08:19 PM Reply

At 1/6/07 08:17 PM, EnconXV wrote: I would...

1) Kick everyone I don't like in their balls
2) Wreak havoc at my school
3) Steal all kind of stuff, games, CDs, a guitar, an Ipod, cash etc
4) I would go to a restaurant and eat everything I like

Woooo this thread's name should be "Timestopper watch, what WOULDN'T you do?"

my fucking homework !

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Response to timestopper watch, what wud u do? Jan. 6th, 2007 @ 08:19 PM Reply

Ignoring for the moment that stopping time would stop EVERYTHING, instantly killling you, I'd probably molest, vandalize and steal. Possibly rape. The theft thing I'd do smart though. Any jackass can take ALOT of money from ONE place but I'd take a little money from EVERYONE instead. When time restarted, no one would be any the wiser and I'd be a freakin millionaire. Perfect.

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Response to timestopper watch, what wud u do? Jan. 6th, 2007 @ 08:19 PM Reply

Steal a chainsaw, go to that one city, kill all those people who made me suffer, and put the chainsaw in the hand's of the one I hate the most. Also, lot's of raping and pillaging. Don't forget, lot's of money liberating!


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Response to timestopper watch, what wud u do? Jan. 6th, 2007 @ 08:24 PM Reply

I wouldn't do anything.

If time was stopped around me, and I interacted with anything then there would be so much friction that it would catch on fire.


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Response to timestopper watch, what wud u do? Jan. 6th, 2007 @ 09:04 PM Reply

If time stopped I would masturbate.

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Response to timestopper watch, what wud u do? Jan. 6th, 2007 @ 09:43 PM Reply

Steal everyone's cloths, except their underpants, thus causing mass hilarity and chaos. While I lol in my volcano lair.

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Response to timestopper watch, what wud u do? Jan. 6th, 2007 @ 09:45 PM Reply

rape everyo ne in a crowded room and then watch their faces when i put time back in place


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Response to timestopper watch, what wud u do? Jan. 6th, 2007 @ 09:47 PM Reply

i would sneak in the white house and turn president bush upside down. and then run anound DC moving random stuff.


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Response to timestopper watch, what wud u do? Jan. 6th, 2007 @ 09:50 PM Reply

I wouldn't do anything

You see people have actually thought about things like this called scientists and after as much research and study as you could do on something like this they came to a rather obvious conclusion that makes alot of sense. Since you froze time you would freeze air and oxygen and where-ever you move you will be moving the air around you and if you get to close to a person(hence rape) then when you unfroze time since their would be no air in the space and air would instantly fill in the gap at tremendous force the person would die.

Therefore, all you NG'rs saying rape will be sent to jail on charges of Rape and Murder because you're DNA would be on the woman


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Response to timestopper watch, what wud u do? Jan. 6th, 2007 @ 09:51 PM Reply

Steal stuff
Flip chicks skirts
Feel chicks bums, tits, vaginas
have extra time to sleep in.

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Response to timestopper watch, what wud u do? Jan. 6th, 2007 @ 09:55 PM Reply

1. Kill everyone I dont like by stripping them, moving them into a public place, and lighting them on fire.

2. Rape EVERYTHING.

3. Steal a ton of expensive stuff.

4. Burn down my school with every teacher I hate and all grade records in the school.

5. Start a huge war between countries

6. Reveal it was me and destroy all armies.

7. Rule the earth.

8. Spam the shit out of NG

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Response to timestopper watch, what wud u do? Jan. 6th, 2007 @ 09:56 PM Reply

I would rob a few banks so I would be the richest girl in the world and also I would break into the teachers mark books and give myself perfect marks for everything!


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