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timestopper watch, what wud u do? Jan. 6th, 2007 @ 05:43 PM Reply

if you had a watch that could stop time for everyone around you...and you could move freely around, what would you do???

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Response to timestopper watch, what wud u do? Jan. 6th, 2007 @ 05:44 PM Reply

I would stop this thread from happening.


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Response to timestopper watch, what wud u do? Jan. 6th, 2007 @ 05:45 PM Reply

Three-quarters of NG would rape and perform sexual abuse, molesting anything and everything.


I have nothing to say that is at all relevant.

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Response to timestopper watch, what wud u do? Jan. 6th, 2007 @ 05:45 PM Reply

go to a bank nick some money and go home


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Response to timestopper watch, what wud u do? Jan. 6th, 2007 @ 05:46 PM Reply

At 1/6/07 05:45 PM, Kurofelis wrote: Three-quarters of NG would rape and perform sexual abuse, molesting anything and everything.

you forgot masturbating...thats what 99.9999% of these peole would do...


hi

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Response to timestopper watch, what wud u do? Jan. 6th, 2007 @ 05:46 PM Reply

At 1/6/07 05:44 PM, Bl00dRedKnife wrote: I would stop this thread from happening.

That was #38 on my list.

1. Surprise sex with person of choice.
2. Steal cadny.

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Response to timestopper watch, what wud u do? Jan. 6th, 2007 @ 05:46 PM Reply

Steal a car from another country.


Please disregard the above post.

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Response to timestopper watch, what wud u do? Jan. 6th, 2007 @ 05:46 PM Reply

At 1/6/07 05:44 PM, Bl00dRedKnife wrote: I would stop this thread from happening.

Right, if only stopping time was the same as going back in time.

I would steal everything that wasn't nailed down and rape some bodies.


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Response to timestopper watch, what wud u do? Jan. 6th, 2007 @ 05:51 PM Reply

This is like that programme "Bernard's Watch" about a kid called Bernard who gets a time-stopping watch.

Anyway, I would probably acquire a lot of DVDs, CDs and expensive computer equipment.
I would get into the houses of my enemies and re-arrange their furniture.
I would stop time after finishing my drink in the pub, then get myself a free drink before starting time again.
I would stop time in the morning so I could sleep longer.

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Response to timestopper watch, what wud u do? Jan. 6th, 2007 @ 05:54 PM Reply

I'd just pull pranks, pulling down trousers, stealing stuff, placing buckets of water over people's heads, ect.


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Response to timestopper watch, what wud u do? Jan. 6th, 2007 @ 05:58 PM Reply

1. Find the most stuck up bitch I can, stop time, remove her clothes in public and shove something up her vagina.

2. Steal money. Like, friggin thousands of dollars.


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Response to timestopper watch, what wud u do? Jan. 6th, 2007 @ 05:59 PM Reply

At 1/6/07 05:45 PM, Kurofelis wrote: Three-quarters of NG would rape and perform sexual abuse, molesting anything and everything.

that sum includes me

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Response to timestopper watch, what wud u do? Jan. 6th, 2007 @ 06:00 PM Reply

I would probably paint the faces of the people i dislike, steal a lot of stuff, and then just walk around looking at things and doing tons of crap.

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Response to timestopper watch, what wud u do? Jan. 6th, 2007 @ 06:00 PM Reply

At 1/6/07 05:58 PM, Shadow-XII wrote: 1. Find the most stuck up bitch I can, stop time, remove her clothes in public and shove something up her vagina.

Or with a guy. Strip him of his clothing, and stick something up his ass. And kick him in the balls a record 37 times.


2. Steal money. Like, friggin thousands of dollars.

Don't forget a car from the dealership!

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Response to timestopper watch, what wud u do? Jan. 6th, 2007 @ 06:01 PM Reply

alright alright, i wouldnt rape anything and everything, I'd f*ck a hot bitch (who wouldnt) and do just about everything that is fun.

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Response to timestopper watch, what wud u do? Jan. 6th, 2007 @ 06:02 PM Reply

Kill all the people who made that godawful movie

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Response to timestopper watch, what wud u do? Jan. 6th, 2007 @ 06:02 PM Reply

Pull everyones pants down.


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Response to timestopper watch, what wud u do? Jan. 6th, 2007 @ 06:02 PM Reply

At 1/6/07 06:01 PM, akusamurai23 wrote: alright alright, i wouldnt rape anything and everything. . .
. . .and do just about everything that is fun.

That is everything fun!

DAMMIT.

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Response to timestopper watch, what wud u do? Jan. 6th, 2007 @ 06:04 PM Reply

a lot of crime. I'll admit it, but I'd also go and do some ultimate soldier at war shit.

*stops time*
*unloads a bullet in front of every enemy soldier*
*starts time and they all die*
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Response to timestopper watch, what wud u do? Jan. 6th, 2007 @ 06:05 PM Reply

Wait,so acutally you're growing older while everyone else isn't? I would never use the watch so I could spend as much time with others while i'm alive.

I'M TRUTHING

I've been Fab since the re-design,have you?
JUST BECAUSE I LISTEN TO COREY HART :'[

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Response to timestopper watch, what wud u do? Jan. 6th, 2007 @ 06:05 PM Reply

Stop time, go up to my brother, fart in his face, kick his teeth, run downstairs and play.

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Response to timestopper watch, what wud u do? Jan. 6th, 2007 @ 06:08 PM Reply

fuck things


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Response to timestopper watch, what wud u do? Jan. 6th, 2007 @ 06:10 PM Reply

At 1/6/07 05:45 PM, Kurofelis wrote: Three-quarters of NG would rape and perform sexual abuse, molesting anything and everything.

agreed.

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Response to timestopper watch, what wud u do? Jan. 6th, 2007 @ 06:11 PM Reply

Go to the NG office, enter Tom Fulp's account, and make myself a mod. Then I'd change all the admin's passwords. I'm so evil.


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Response to timestopper watch, what wud u do? Jan. 6th, 2007 @ 06:11 PM Reply

I would cause mischief, people drinking water would now have no cup in their hands, etc.


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Response to timestopper watch, what wud u do? Jan. 6th, 2007 @ 06:11 PM Reply

At 1/6/07 06:00 PM, Slapdamonkeyaz wrote: Don't forget a car from the dealership!

Technically, with stopping time, you're also pausing physics. Which means everything, to you, is weightless. Once you pick something up, it can be a Mack truck as light as a feather...so you can literally carry the car home.

Plus you can punch someone in the face, and the impact of your fist would have the same affect as a shotgun blast.


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Response to timestopper watch, what wud u do? Jan. 6th, 2007 @ 06:12 PM Reply

At 1/6/07 05:45 PM, Kurofelis wrote: Three-quarters of NG would rape and perform sexual abuse, molesting anything and everything.

howd you know.....


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Response to timestopper watch, what wud u do? Jan. 6th, 2007 @ 06:21 PM Reply

Heh. i would rape tons of people, then um...steal shit, then kick my enemies in the crotch, get 2 of my enemies, put them in a public place, shoot one, and put a the gun in the other's hand, while making your second enemy's hand giving a hand job to the same man that you shot, while you insert a 15 foot pole up someone's ass.


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Response to timestopper watch, what wud u do? Jan. 6th, 2007 @ 07:27 PM Reply

Steal,rob,take stuff thats not mine,basicly theivery.


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Response to timestopper watch, what wud u do? Jan. 6th, 2007 @ 07:32 PM Reply

At 1/6/07 06:11 PM, Shadow-XII wrote:
Plus you can punch someone in the face, and the impact of your fist would have the same affect as a shotgun blast.

heh heh, that sounds like fun, i could lift cars and re-position them.
i wouldn't mind dying way before everyone so i could have that much fun!!!