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if you had a watch that could stop time for everyone around you...and you could move freely around, what would you do???

I would stop this thread from happening.

Three-quarters of NG would rape and perform sexual abuse, molesting anything and everything.

go to a bank nick some money and go home

At 1/6/07 05:45 PM, Kurofelis wrote: Three-quarters of NG would rape and perform sexual abuse, molesting anything and everything.

you forgot masturbating...thats what 99.9999% of these peole would do...

At 1/6/07 05:44 PM, Bl00dRedKnife wrote: I would stop this thread from happening.

That was #38 on my list.

1. Surprise sex with person of choice.
2. Steal cadny.

Steal a car from another country.

At 1/6/07 05:44 PM, Bl00dRedKnife wrote: I would stop this thread from happening.

Right, if only stopping time was the same as going back in time.

I would steal everything that wasn't nailed down and rape some bodies.

This is like that programme "Bernard's Watch" about a kid called Bernard who gets a time-stopping watch.

Anyway, I would probably acquire a lot of DVDs, CDs and expensive computer equipment.
I would get into the houses of my enemies and re-arrange their furniture.
I would stop time after finishing my drink in the pub, then get myself a free drink before starting time again.
I would stop time in the morning so I could sleep longer.

I'd just pull pranks, pulling down trousers, stealing stuff, placing buckets of water over people's heads, ect.

1. Find the most stuck up bitch I can, stop time, remove her clothes in public and shove something up her vagina.

2. Steal money. Like, friggin thousands of dollars.

At 1/6/07 05:45 PM, Kurofelis wrote: Three-quarters of NG would rape and perform sexual abuse, molesting anything and everything.

that sum includes me

I would probably paint the faces of the people i dislike, steal a lot of stuff, and then just walk around looking at things and doing tons of crap.

At 1/6/07 05:58 PM, Shadow-XII wrote: 1. Find the most stuck up bitch I can, stop time, remove her clothes in public and shove something up her vagina.

Or with a guy. Strip him of his clothing, and stick something up his ass. And kick him in the balls a record 37 times.

2. Steal money. Like, friggin thousands of dollars.

Don't forget a car from the dealership!

alright alright, i wouldnt rape anything and everything, I'd f*ck a hot bitch (who wouldnt) and do just about everything that is fun.

Kill all the people who made that godawful movie

Pull everyones pants down.

At 1/6/07 06:01 PM, akusamurai23 wrote: alright alright, i wouldnt rape anything and everything. . .

. . .and do just about everything that is fun.

That is everything fun!

DAMMIT.

a lot of crime. I'll admit it, but I'd also go and do some ultimate soldier at war shit.

*stops time*
*unloads a bullet in front of every enemy soldier*
*starts time and they all die*

Wait,so acutally you're growing older while everyone else isn't? I would never use the watch so I could spend as much time with others while i'm alive.

I'M TRUTHING

Stop time, go up to my brother, fart in his face, kick his teeth, run downstairs and play.

fuck things

At 1/6/07 05:45 PM, Kurofelis wrote: Three-quarters of NG would rape and perform sexual abuse, molesting anything and everything.

agreed.

Go to the NG office, enter Tom Fulp's account, and make myself a mod. Then I'd change all the admin's passwords. I'm so evil.

I would cause mischief, people drinking water would now have no cup in their hands, etc.

At 1/6/07 06:00 PM, Slapdamonkeyaz wrote: Don't forget a car from the dealership!

Technically, with stopping time, you're also pausing physics. Which means everything, to you, is weightless. Once you pick something up, it can be a Mack truck as light as a feather...so you can literally carry the car home.

Plus you can punch someone in the face, and the impact of your fist would have the same affect as a shotgun blast.

At 1/6/07 05:45 PM, Kurofelis wrote: Three-quarters of NG would rape and perform sexual abuse, molesting anything and everything.

howd you know.....

Heh. i would rape tons of people, then um...steal shit, then kick my enemies in the crotch, get 2 of my enemies, put them in a public place, shoot one, and put a the gun in the other's hand, while making your second enemy's hand giving a hand job to the same man that you shot, while you insert a 15 foot pole up someone's ass.

Steal,rob,take stuff thats not mine,basicly theivery.

At 1/6/07 06:11 PM, Shadow-XII wrote:

Plus you can punch someone in the face, and the impact of your fist would have the same affect as a shotgun blast.

heh heh, that sounds like fun, i could lift cars and re-position them.
i wouldn't mind dying way before everyone so i could have that much fun!!!