An Open Letter to Secretsauce

[JMHX]

Dear Secretsauce,

Apparently we knew each other, you under a different name, me several years younger. Even though my personal information is not hard to find, me being the attention whore I am, you had a correct grasp of my pre-college politics and my full name. You have piqued my curiosity. I must know who you are. Reveal yourself and let us rule the galaxy together, as father and son.

JMHX

[Peter-II]

lol Max Burns.

[fli]

Max is such a gay name... covered in lame sauce.

If Liberace had a pink lisping poodle that refused to eat anything but Twinkies shoved through a glory hole...

Its name would be Max.

aye, Colbert de-nation...

[Slizor]

http://www.maxburns.com/ ?

[Camarohusky]

Oooh! Drama!

It's turning out like those dayime soap operas! Next thing we know, Secrectsauce will end up being Skunk, and having an affair with Proteas, while Fli, Proteas's illegitimate child gets caught trying to shoot JoS for sleeping with his lover, IllustriousPotentate. And then Maus will come back from the dead or something...

This looks exciting! I'll get the popcorn.

[SkunkyFluffy]

At 1/5/07 06:56 AM, fli wrote: Max is such a gay name... covered in lame sauce.

But it's easy to scream in bed.

[JMHX]

At 1/5/07 02:07 PM, SkunkyFluffy wrote:

At 1/5/07 06:56 AM, fli wrote: Max is such a gay name... covered in lame sauce.

But it's easy to scream in bed.

Both you and Fli know that.

[fli]

At 1/5/07 03:33 PM, JMHX wrote:

At 1/5/07 02:07 PM, SkunkyFluffy wrote:

At 1/5/07 06:56 AM, fli wrote: Max is such a gay name... covered in lame sauce.

But it's easy to scream in bed.

Both you and Fli know that.

Max Burns
Values. Vision. Results.

(but not in my bed...)

[JakeHero]

At 1/5/07 06:56 AM, fli wrote: Max is such a gay name... covered in lame sauce.

If Liberace had a pink lisping poodle that refused to eat anything but Twinkies shoved through a glory hole...

Its name would be Max.

aye, Colbert de-nation...

It depends on contect. For example: you gotta admit Max Payne is a pretty hardcore name.

[SolInvictus]

oh god, Max Burns is gonna talk my soul!

[JMHX]

I demand a reply!

[Secretsauce]

I actually made this new account because I forgot my old account from years past (its been at least 3 years since I last signed on). Here's a hint for you: you were the one who nominated me into the PC in a time when the PC was at war with DAG on this forum. I was one of few conservatives who browsed this forum during those years. I am from Ohio and we used to exchange aim messeges often.

[JMHX]

RHINO??

[Secretsauce]

Aye, but that wasn't my original name on these forums. Glad to see you remembered!

[JMHX]

At 1/6/07 04:52 AM, Secretsauce wrote: Aye, but that wasn't my original name on these forums. Glad to see you remembered!

IM me, you fucker.

[fli]

At 1/6/07 04:46 AM, Secretsauce wrote: I am from Ohio and we used to exchange aim messeges often.

Brian? (BeFell?)

[Secretsauce]

Such harsh words coming from a cunning linguist like yourself! I will concede to your demands, my good sir.

[Camarohusky]

At 1/6/07 04:55 AM, fli wrote: Brian? (BeFell?)

Isn't BeFell from Colorado or Idaho?

I vaguely remember Rhino from my baby days...