I am going to do a service to the NG community. I feel obliged to do this as i never had anyone explain these all important rules to me.
You see drinking is one of the most important social events in many peoples lives (especially so if living in a celtic drinking culture). Surveys suggest that people who regularly engage in social drinking tend to develop more outgoing personalities resulting in greater career success.
As with most things in life there are rules that should be followed, the difficulty with these rules is that they are unwritten rules.
I shall start with the basics:
Queing at the bar;
When queing try to be honest, if the bar staff serve you ahead of the person next to you point this out, it is only fair and it can really fuck you off when someone does it to you.
If the staff neglect to serve you it can be frustrating. You should not however make this frustration clear, otherwise you could end up waiting even longer for service.
When queing start at the back. Im sick of seeing these little gobshites try to push through unfairly or rush into gaps in an effort to skip people. This goes double for girls who have an irritable tendency to think that tits (as nice as they may be) give them a divine right to skip.
Even if the staff act like twats always remain curteous.
The Round System;
Upon arrival any form of round system should be organised. If you are going to fly solo, then state it. If you are doing paired rounds then let it be known to prevent confusion.
When in a round system have consideration for the the other persons in the system. If everyone is having a pint costing a mere 2 quid or so, it is totally unacceptable to request a drink worth much more than that (Girls are always the biggest culprits here). Dont ever enter a round system only to leave before your round is due, do that and you will end up flying solo for the rest of your days.
Dont request a double on other peoples rounds and then buy a single in your round so as to conserve funds. This is disrespectful and deserving of a mighty boot up the arse.
If you all leave before your round is due then make sure that you buy the first round next time round so as to maintain a fair balance.
Misc Rules;
When leaving a bar put your empties on the bar, this will makes the staffs job just that wee bit easier to do.
Bar Maids tend to be flirty, if one flirts with you a bit this doesnt mean shes really into you. Asking her out based on this will be embarrassing and will make ordering a bevy awkward everytime.
Thats all that is coming to mind right now, i'll post more as i recall them and I kindly ask any other NG users to add any that i may have missed. I didnt touch on toilet behaviours someone else could maybe go for that if they feel up to it.
Generally these rules are not complicated, if you are honest you should have no problems. Its the chancers that break these rules and in my opinion should be removed from society and send to Monster island.