How to Blow up New York

[bumcheekcity]

Now, people may call me a terrorist for this, but i think it could work. The plan is that you get a 60-foot articulated lorry (or longer) and drive it up from south america into the USA. As you get to Border control, they will check your van and see loads of tins of cat food, as you are going to Tescos, seeing as you are a delivery man.

Take note that you do really have the cat food, it doesnt need to be cat food, but it has to be normal things that you could easily be delivering somewhere, OK?

We continue. Basically, you drive up to the middle of New York (or another major city as you feel like destroying) and detonate the nuke on the ground. It would be a suicide mission, and it would be crazy, but i reckon it might just work. I will attach a picture of the van (cross-section) to help you understand what im going on about.

The nuclear missile could easily fit there and the detonation is activated by the simple pushing of a button. If the nuke could not fit you would only need to take the warhead anyway.

I think I've explained everything and please don't call me a terrorist. This idea is mad, but as I've said before... It could work...

Alright, I've stopped now. You can badmouth the plan now. Please don't post retarded comments on it, this took ages to type.

[bumcheekcity]

Sorry about that, but the picture won't upload. Please click on this link

http://www.hostultra.com/~bumcheekcity/nuke-truck.jpg

and the picture is there.

[bumcheekcity]

Oh no, sorry it doesnt work. Ill get the picture up as soon as i can. Dont click on that other link. It redirects to porn. Does anyone know of a good free web host please?

[NJDeadzone]

there are plenty of other ways to destroy international cities, urs is in the litter box...

instead of nuking a city that you'd probably want to take advantage of, cripple it electronically. Imagine if all the power went out in London, or in Paris. Now imagine NYC with absolutely no power.

[Jimsween]

You think thats destructive, I know hoe to destroy 75% of the worlds population and every city above 10,000,000. I wont tell you guys though, it could be a danger.

[TheShrike]

At 4/15/03 04:35 PM, jimsween wrote: You think thats destructive, I know hoe to destroy 75% of the worlds population

Have the TV stations put up the 'technical difficulties' sign, and wait for all the junkies to starve or possibly go outside and get sunlight poisoning?

[TheShrike]

Actually, the best way would be to ship in a nuclear warhead on one of those boxcars numbering in the thousands that enter the US's ports every day.

If you ship it in through New York, all you'd need is a remote control.

[Jimsween]

Haven't any of you guys heard of those radiation detectors that they put up all around New York? It's in all the ports too so that basically eliminates the possibility of getting a nuker in.

[bumcheekcity]

At 4/15/03 05:18 PM, jimsween wrote: Haven't any of you guys heard of those radiation detectors that they put up all around New York? It's in all the ports too so that basically eliminates the possibility of getting a nuker in.

nope. surely they wouldnt check every van and car? in that case, you could have face cream, which has Potassium or Magnesium, which in large amounts could cause the radiation to go off. you could then explain that off.

thats quite a nifty thing. can you point me to a news article or something?

[bumcheekcity]

At 4/15/03 04:35 PM, jimsween wrote: You think thats destructive, I know hoe to destroy 75% of the worlds population and every city above 10,000,000. I wont tell you guys though, it could be a danger.

oh go on. at least e-mail me it. i promise i wont tell uncle osama.

it doesnt happen to involve

a) AIDS,
b) Magic,
c) Giant flash-eating monkeys,

just for clarifiacation, does it?

if it does. i already thought of it.

[TheShrike]

At 4/15/03 05:54 PM, bumcheekcity wrote: c) Giant flash-eating monkeys,

OMG!!! someone has to tell Tom!

On another note, this thread is kinda silly. There are about a million ways to wreak havoc upon the masses.

I'd rather go on with my life than discuss this and drive up anxieties.

[JudgeDredd]

At 4/15/03 04:35 PM, jimsween wrote:

You think thats destructive, I know hoe to destroy 75% of the worlds population and every city above 10,000,000. I wont tell you guys though, it could be a danger.

..hmm, and you think i should "grow up" ???

Jimsween: Age: 13 Habitat: minnesota (USA)

[JMHX]

My sole productive comment on the subject is that it would be much easier to just plant smaller bombs on various levels of high rises and bring them all down. The ensuing chaos would make rioters and police go insane. It wouldn't kill a whole bunch of people, but it would sure be fantastic entertainment.

[TheloniousMONK]

Dirty bombs are some of the most wicked and easily atainable arsenal a country could get. It really is not too hard to pelt everyone with the radiation given off from a full thermonuclear bomb, it just lacks the explosion. If you put it in an area like New York, you could have millions killed and millions more dying of radiation so fast.

[FUNKbrs]

its real simple. what you do is, you get a map of the city gas mains. then you and your terrorist cell methodically crack holes in every last one of them. try not to create any explosions in the process, as for this plan to work, the natural gas must collect to dangerous levels. it shouldnt take more than an hour, after that the gas will begin to dissipate. detonate insync. voila! instant death and dismemberment!

[Jimsween]

At 4/15/03 05:54 PM, bumcheekcity wrote: oh go on. at least e-mail me it. i promise i wont tell uncle osama.

it doesnt happen to involve

a) AIDS,
b) Magic,
c) Giant flash-eating monkeys,

just for clarifiacation, does it?

if it does. i already thought of it.

It involves none of those, but it does involve the worlds 2nd most smuggled item.

[Jimsween]

At 4/15/03 06:25 PM, Judge_DREDD wrote:

..hmm, and you think i should "grow up" ???

Jimsween: Age: 13 Habitat: minnesota (USA)

Quoteing my profile? Veeerryyy mature, I was entirely serious when I said I know of a way to kill of about 75% of the worlds population.

[MadMax501]

I gotta say, I really love a topic that discusses ways to kill me, my friends, and family. This is sort of disturbing, especially since I like in N.Y.

[TheloniousMONK]

At 4/15/03 08:41 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: its real simple. what you do is, you get a map of the city gas mains. then you and your terrorist cell methodically crack holes in every last one of them. try not to create any explosions in the process, as for this plan to work, the natural gas must collect to dangerous levels. it shouldnt take more than an hour, after that the gas will begin to dissipate. detonate insync. voila! instant death and dismemberment!

Does not sound too simple when you millions of people are going to notice you drilling... and at least one will know what should or should not be going on.

[bumcheekcity]

At 4/15/03 10:00 PM, jimsween wrote: It involves none of those, but it does involve the worlds 2nd most smuggled item.

the monkeys idea was the best, but go on, tell me. at least tell me what the worls second most smuggled item is. search engines are really crap for finding out that kinda thing.

[karasz]

scariest thing to do would be put bombs in mall trash cans then have suicide bombers at the exits...

granted it wont blow up a city... but that is a haunting soon-maybe-a-reality...

[bumcheekcity]

At 4/15/03 11:26 PM, MadMax501 wrote: I gotta say, I really love a topic that discusses ways to kill me, my friends, and family. This is sort of disturbing, especially since I like in N.Y.

dont worry. we're not terrorists. i thnk the worrying thing is that im 14 and that idea seems good to me. its not my only or lease explosive. i'm not going to implement them. americans might annoy me slightly but that doesnt mean im guna sit in a truck and nuke myself.

tell your President Dubya that security needs to be stepped up on lorries.

[FUNKbrs]

If we were going to implement these plans, we sure as hell wouldnt post them over the internationally monitored internet in a way that allows it to be traced to our IP addresses, now would we? (lived on Long Island for 5 years)

[JMHX]

At 4/16/03 10:59 AM, FUNKbrs wrote: If we were going to implement these plans, we sure as hell wouldnt post them over the internationally monitored internet in a way that allows it to be traced to our IP addresses, now would we? (lived on Long Island for 5 years)

Come to think of it...my neighbor looks a lot like Saddam Hussein. Someone call the Homeland Security Department, fast!

[bumcheekcity]

At 4/16/03 11:03 AM, JudgeMeHarshX wrote:

At 4/16/03 10:59 AM, FUNKbrs wrote: If we were going to implement these plans, we sure as hell wouldnt post them over the internationally monitored internet in a way that allows it to be traced to our IP addresses, now would we? (lived on Long Island for 5 years)

Oh well, that would work. Ive blown up myself and Half of New York in a Truck, but theyve got mt IP Adress haven't they?

[FUNKbrs]

the idea is they trace your ip to your isp to YOU, and put you on surveilance so they are waiting for you before you even rent the truck (lorry sounds so weak)

[bumcheekcity]

At 4/16/03 01:11 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: the idea is they trace your ip to your isp to YOU, and put you on surveilance so they are waiting for you before you even rent the truck (lorry sounds so weak)

Alright, truck. There are enough people who would want to do this. They cant track down ALL their IP adresses.

[NJDeadzone]

it all starts in the sewer, since most of this country uses toilets.

what if someone in every major city through something communicable and deadly in a toilet(biological disease, dangerous carcinogenic chemical, or a really smelly crap)

the substance would travel through the sewer system into a lake or an ocean where wildlife are abundant. Here's a food chain

substance->microscopic organisms->vermin->birds->your backyard

Oh shit!

[Ted-Easton]

I just finally read this whole discussion, and find it fascinating. I think, clearly the only plausible way to destroy all of new york is to do ancient shaman rituals in all the graveyards and raise an army of the undead.
CLEARLY that would work.

But anyways, email me that plan for killing 75% of the worlds pop.
I would never try anything, but I'm really curious as to what yuor idea is.

[Jimsween]

Okay I'll tell everyone, the second most smuggle item is freon. Freon is illegal to import in I think every westernized country, most have adopted the policy of letting the use of freon be ok but not getting any more in so more people willl switch to the safer puron. Freon also has the capability to take out massive amounts of the ozone layers. One molecule of freon can take out 1 million ozone molecules. Since there is no international monitoring of freon sales (which is because the country's that havent outlawed it are usually too poor to afford air conditioning) you could go on colelcting it for years without being noticed, It would also be really easy to aquire because there isnt a huge market for it. Once you have aquired a semi-large supply of freon you bring it to antartica (I think that is the one with the most Ice caps but if it isnt switch poles) once in antartica you release the freon inot the air. Within a year there would be a gaping hole in the ozone above antartica rising the temperature a few degrees. This will cause alot of the Ice caps to melt and since 75% of the population live close to the coast they will be engulfed in a tital wave when one of the large Ice caps plunges inot the water. I did the math and all it would take is one Icecap 2 miles long to completely engulf japan. And if by some grace of god no ice cap breaks off and all they do is slowley melt you will still cause trillions of dollars in damage. Fear Me!!!