As much as I object against the horrible title of this thread, here's my list of toys.
SOFTWARE
Impulse Tracker
Cubase SX
Noteworthy Composer
CoolEdit Pro
Audacity
Fruity Loops (never use it)
GigaStudio
A demo of Reason
A LOT of VSTs more than half of which I never use - Favorites: Edirol Orchestral/HyperCanvas, EVP73 Rhodes VST, FM7, vb (virtual bass), some hammond VST, Drumatic3
HARDWARE
Computer soundcard etc
TASCAM US-122 External Soundcard
KORG Concert5000 digital piano
Epiphone SG electric guitar
BOSS ME-30 Digital Effect Pedal
Takamine 12-string semi-electric guitar
Some over 40 years old very good classical guitar
SONY Compact Stereo High-Fidelity System
SAMSON C03 Multi-Pattern Condensor Microphone
Pioneer SE-M280 headphones
A mouth organ in E
A fucked up mouth organ in C
A small drum
A smaller drum
FOODWARE
Red wine
Beer
White wine
Orange juice
Chocolate
Fudge
Licorice
Cigarettes (Gauloises Red)
A gram of White Widow
Coffee