Competition for Drink Drank Drunk?

[BatDan]

I was driving with my mother today (don't ask) and she wanted to listen to country music. Being the good person that I am, I let her listen and she told me to listen to this next song. It was a song about Alcohol. So here's the lyrics. By a singer named Brad Paisley.

I can make anybody pretty
I can make you believe any lie
I can make you pick a fight
with somebody twice
your size. . .

Well I've been known to cause a few breakups
and I've been known to cause a few births
I can make you new friends
Or get you fired from work.

(Chorus)
And since the day I left Milwaukee,
Lynchburg, Bordeaux, France
Been makin the bars
Lots of big money
and helpin white people dance
I got you in trouble in high school
but college now that was a ball
you had some of the best times
you'll never remember with me
Alcohol, Alcohol

I got blamed at your wedding reception
for your best man's embarassing speech
and also for those naked pictures of you at the beach
I've influenced kings and world leaders
I helped Hemingway write like he did
and I`ll bet you a drink or two that I can make you
put that lampshade on your head . .

'Cause since the day I left Milwaukee,
Lynchburg, Bordeaux, France
Been makin a fool out of folks
just like you
and helpin white people dance
I am medicine and I am poison
I can help you up or make you fall
you had some of the best times
you'll never remember with me
Alcohol

And since the day I left Milwaukee,
Lynchburg, Bordeaux, France
Been makin the bars
Lots of big money
(crowd:) and helpin white people dance
Well,I got you in trouble in high school
but college now that was a ball
you had some of the best times
you'll never remember with me
Alcohol, Alcohol

Well dr0nks? Better get your song to the public if you want to compete. Hell, this is country. Who knows how successful your song would do?

[Officer]

Goddamnit I'm not that creative.

[Michael]

This song is a pitiful comparison, mainstream DDD must become to overpower this song's futile attempt at victory

[Saxturbation]

Damn I have no chance in the biz.

[Lost-Chances]

Any link to an online version of this song so the dr0nks know what they are facing?

[Leeloo-Minai]

I like beer

[BatDan]

At 1/2/07 07:32 PM, Lost-Chances wrote: Any link to an online version of this song so the dr0nks know what they are facing?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bMnLIa46Hg

It's Country Music... so watch out.

[Jake]

Dr0kns, with country music? This should be fun.