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Posted at: 7/5/07 04:39 PM

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i think this is the funniest thing i have ever read

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Posted at: 7/9/07 03:22 PM

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This story is... disgusting.

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Posted at: 7/12/07 01:31 AM

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Wow, that was amazing...
You are a great writer

Just here to pass the time :)
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Posted at: 7/12/07 01:37 AM

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damnit i held a piss in just so that i could read that and type this stupid reply out..i'll be right back

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Posted at: 7/29/07 04:17 AM

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My robotic sensors indicate that this thread is drowning in its own urine.

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Posted at: 8/3/07 01:35 AM

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God that was fucking awesome i read the whole damn thing i love how you wright that was superb.

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Posted at: 8/3/07 01:42 AM

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Brilliant! I havta take a piss at the moment...

holds in..

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At 1/2/07 06:32 AM, Bolo wrote:

Did anyone else find this fucking BRILLIANT?!

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At 8/23/07 06:17 AM, Piss wrote:
At 1/2/07 06:32 AM, Bolo wrote:
Did anyone else find this fucking BRILLIANT?!

A bit unusual, though brilliant.

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I though is was going to be a short story but it was long as fuck. Pretty funny though.

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That is so worth it man, good job and I hope you write more stuff

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Posted at: 8/23/07 06:25 AM

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umm...
ok
ur fucked up...

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Posted at: 8/23/07 06:26 AM

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Well that was... interesting...

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Wow, just wow....

Wasted a good 5 minutes there - at least your a good writer, but the topic is... wow.

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At 1/2/07 06:34 AM, sonicmega wrote:
At 1/2/07 06:32 AM, Bolo wrote:
Did anyone else find this fucking BRILLIANT?!

Well, no. It was about a guy who loves pissing. Its fairly disturbing.
But pretty funny.

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At 1/2/07 06:34 AM, sonicmega wrote:
At 1/2/07 06:32 AM, Bolo wrote:
Did anyone else find this fucking BRILLIANT?!

Yes. I did.
It was really fucked up, but entertaining nonetheless.

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The best part was the kid being destroyed by the piss stream. I lol'd.

Good stuff.

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At 1/2/07 06:32 AM, Bolo wrote: THROBBING THROBBING. It's going through, now. The coke is slowly being processed by the digestive enzymes in my stomach, and it feels to so hot. So heat. I'm In heat, now. It's only a matter of time.

I wanted to stop reading here and I wish I had

That was fucking worth it.

but I stopped reading here . . . I wish I hadn't

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o_O

You have an excellent skill for tempo, word choice, and just writing in general. But like earfetish, I don't understand why you feel the need to shock people. Isn't it possible for you to write something decent that means something, rather than just pissing with people. Meh, once you went over the top (mainly running over your friends and onward) the quality of your writing went down. Untill that point it was good.

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To be honest, I'm sure that urination felt as brilliant as your comedic stylings

Oh. Your. God.

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I love Bolo, infact, I shall recite him a poem.
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Posted at: 8/23/07 10:11 AM

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welll.....ummm......that was very intresting......and so much detail.

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Who the fuck bumped this old topic?

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At 8/23/07 10:23 AM, Sicr wrote: Who the fuck bumped this old topic?

Why, I believe it was you!

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At 1/2/07 06:32 AM, Bolo wrote:
Standing on the roof of this ugly ass Nissan, dick out. I rub the frenulum against the antenna ball. Why? Why am I doing this? Instincts tell me to perform this strange and mechanical ritual! I must! Who am I to refuse Instinctuality? I've gotta keep this piss down, Gotta torture myself.

You have some fucking issues, dude.

You're not a man until you've cried tears while masturbating. I call it crasturbation. You learn to do it in jail or the Marines. And real quietly, too...- THEJamoke

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You and I...

Have a lot in common.

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At 8/29/07 06:28 PM, nipples4894 wrote: You and I...

Have a lot in common.

Oh my gawd.

In the Urinal.

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I found this awesome, then confusing, then awesome again.

It hurts when you Google yourself and nothing comes up... =(
Why do I want to push a relationship forward, when I don't even want a relationship?

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At 1/2/07 06:34 AM, sonicmega wrote:
At 1/2/07 06:32 AM, Bolo wrote:
Did anyone else find this fucking BRILLIANT?!

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I lol'ed

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