Playboy Saddam

[Commander-K25]

I know there's been some complaints about the posting of articles, but his one's too good to pass up.

A tyrant's private 'love shack'

[Taxman2A]

"The home's 1960s look – parodied in the Austin Powers spy spoof films – amused the infantrymen securing each of the rooms.

And the carpet was navy blue shag. "

lol!

[Jimsween]

Does this mean Bush will go after hugh hephner next?

[bumcheekcity]

At 4/15/03 12:06 AM, jimsween wrote: Does this mean Bush will go after hugh hephner next?

i think all the male members of this board will unite in killing him if he does.

[TheEvilOne]

That's just the funniest thing ever. I really liked how the Marines were just hanging out there, as if it was their shack now. Kinda like they did with that one palace of Saddam's.

Commander, I think people only have a problem with posting the entire text of an article. Links are okay. Especially if they are as good as this one.

Damn, why the hell am I still up?

[TheShrike]

Imagine Saddam...

Blue shag carpeting underfoot, on all fours....

"DO I MAKE YOU HORNEY??"

Sorry... I was subject to my own imagination... I had to torture you, too.

[MadMax501]

saddam and his sons were horny bastards....they even had fuckin' houses for thier concubines (whores).

[TheloniousMONK]

At 4/15/03 04:55 PM, TheShrike wrote: Imagine Saddam...

Blue shag carpeting underfoot, on all fours....

"DO I MAKE YOU HORNEY??"

What was scarrier is that I imagined him saying it to Chirac... *shudder*

[House-Of-Leaves]

Oh....oh, man...

Okay, I have to admit something.

When I type -lol- it doesn't necessarily mean I've actually laughed out loud. I mean...I think it's funny? But when I'm looking at a computer screen it takes a lot to get me to actually chuckle.

THAT just did it. I laughed so hard I snorted. THANKS!

[EvilGovernmentAgents]

If anyone knows, one of Saddam's sons had more pornagraphic pictures in his mansion than the Playboy mansion. There were even pictures of Bush's daughters there.....

[bumcheekcity]

At 4/16/03 05:47 AM, UNpossible wrote: If anyone knows, one of Saddam's sons had more pornagraphic pictures in his mansion than the Playboy mansion. There were even pictures of Bush's daughters there.....

It's kinda worrying how you found that out. Don't ever tell us.

[JMHX]

Could you imagine what it would be like if the Coalition had broken into the 'Love Shack' right as Saddam was standing on the carpet, oiled up with baby oil, in a pink rhinestone thong? Yeah. I'm not sleeping tonight!

[bumcheekcity]

At 4/16/03 11:46 AM, JudgeMeHarshX wrote: Could you imagine what it would be like if the Coalition had broken into the 'Love Shack' right as Saddam was standing on the carpet, oiled up with baby oil, in a pink rhinestone thong? Yeah. I'm not sleeping tonight!

Why pink? I see him as a military green man. You really are disturbed, mate.

And yes, that would have been utterly HILARIOUS!!!

[Freakapotimus]

At 4/16/03 12:21 PM, bumcheekcity wrote: And yes, that would have been utterly HILARIOUS!!!

I smell Flash movie!

[House-Of-Leaves]

At 4/16/03 12:59 PM, Freakapotimus wrote:

At 4/16/03 12:21 PM, bumcheekcity wrote: And yes, that would have been utterly HILARIOUS!!!

I smell Flash movie!

I will immediately vote 5 on a well done flas movie about Saddam in a pink (or khaki green, whatever) rhinestone thong, all oily and blushing.

Seriously.

Someone! Doooo iiiiiit! LMAO

[Commander-K25]

Also, did anyone hear about one of Saddam's sons that had this large collection of guns and weaponry, all painted gold. Hmmm....a sort of militant Goldmember, anyone?

"Listen, I don't speak freaky-deaky Arabic...."

[bumcheekcity]

At 4/16/03 02:47 PM, House_Of_Leaves wrote: I will immediately vote 5 on a well done flas movie about Saddam in a pink (or khaki green, whatever) rhinestone thong, all oily and blushing.

Seriously.

Someone! Doooo iiiiiit! LMAO

Riiiiiiiiiiight... Ok... So we have some people wanting a game of Saddam in a Pink Thong...

I have to go over here for a moment. *Sneaks off quietly...*

[EvilGovernmentAgents]

At 4/16/03 06:59 AM, bumcheekcity wrote:

At 4/16/03 05:47 AM, UNpossible wrote: If anyone knows, one of Saddam's sons had more pornagraphic pictures in his mansion than the Playboy mansion. There were even pictures of Bush's daughters there.....

It's kinda worrying how you found that out. Don't ever tell us.

No, but the Marines found it, told everyone, and took out the pictures of the daughters before the Commander-in-chief found out...

[EvilGovernmentAgents]

Saddam in a thong?

*Starts backing out slowly, towards the exit*

[TheShrike]

Saddam is different now

another Mario The Monkey short.

Most of the PC should have seen it since it was posted at snooble, but for those of you who missed it... This is NOT to be missed.

Oh look... it's the daily feature, too.

While it doesn't feaure a pink thong... it does feature.. well go watch it.

[Idiot-Finder]

At 4/16/03 05:47 AM, UNpossible wrote: If anyone knows, one of Saddam's sons had more pornagraphic pictures in his mansion than the Playboy mansion. There were even pictures of Bush's daughters there.....

I read about it in the newspaper too, that's really fucked up.

[panik]

Isn't stuff like naked women and sex and porno against the islamic faith. I guess this show again what a good muslim saddam was.

[Commander-K25]

At 4/17/03 06:02 PM, panik wrote: Isn't stuff like naked women and sex and porno against the islamic faith. I guess this show again what a good muslim saddam was.

He isn't, really. He just played the 'muslim card' to try and gain support. "Come fight for Allah and drive back the infidels" sounds more appealing to the fundamentalists than "I pissed off America again and can't defend myself. Come save me and my exorbitant lifestyle so I can continue to oppress the Iraqi people."

[EvilGovernmentAgents]

At 4/17/03 08:22 PM, Commander-K25 wrote:

At 4/17/03 06:02 PM, panik wrote: Isn't stuff like naked women and sex and porno against the islamic faith. I guess this show again what a good muslim saddam was.

He isn't, really. He just played the 'muslim card' to try and gain support. "Come fight for Allah and drive back the infidels" sounds more appealing to the fundamentalists than "I pissed off America again and can't defend myself. Come save me and my exorbitant lifestyle so I can continue to oppress the Iraqi people."

True enough. If Syria DID hold Saddam, why would they? History shows that no one likes a loser, especially a sore one at that.

[Jimsween]

At 4/17/03 11:15 PM, UNpossible wrote: True enough. If Syria DID hold Saddam, why would they? History shows that no one likes a loser, especially a sore one at that.

But the syrians dont know hes a porn freak/fake musilum/sore loser. Not even the ayatolla really was dedicated to his religion, political leaders only use religion as an excuse. None of them actually want to run thier government by it.

[NJDeadzone]

A war against Syria will destroy the UN. I look forward to it.

[karasz]

At 4/18/03 01:41 AM, NJDeadzone wrote: A war against Syria will destroy the UN. I look forward to it.

if the UN collapses the US will lose influence...

think about all the aid the US gives to countries, that wouldnt be allowed anymore cuz the bills would have to pass congress to give them the money... THEN of course the people would find out that all this money is being spent on other countries and the opponents of the guys in charge would say 'we should use this money to fix the US' thus causing the US to become less influential... THEN the anti-US sentiment really takes effect...

besides the US would never allow the UN to be destroyed... the prez cant go against teh UN all the time... eventually the american people will dislike the wars being fought and say something about it... like around when the prez challenger says the war is taking money away from medicare and social security... and all the old people say well fuck that... GIMME MY CHECK...

[Tastey-pies]

that was funny+cool

[JMHX]

I'm still thinking about Saddam in the thong. I'm going to add that to the list of pictures to doctor and blind propaganda posters to make. Eh. Yes.

[NEMESiSZ]

I look forward to the day when both the UN and NATO are no more.