RookMan's RAW! Review
Jonathon Coachman vs. Jerry Lawler - I gotta admit, Coach had some cool entrance music, but that's just my opinion. Damn, he looked like a jackass though. The Al Snow thing caught me off gaurd, and i have to admit, i'm actually looking forward to where this is going. Stone Cold is a asshole though. He was always the guy screwing over management and had no respect for authority. Now, he is the authority and he's always gotta ruin everyone's fun. (in case you haven't guessed, i'm anti-austin, pro-bischoff.) I mean, Jim Ross v. Coach at Unforgiven? What's he smokin?
Christian vs. Chris Jericho - This match was cool. It took me completely by surprise. I loved every minute of it, though i had a hard time deciding who to root for. Still, its sad, because they were a cool duo, and now they'll probably fued :'(
Women's Match - Goddamn it. Trish Stratus is NOT the only Diva. Why must every single angle in the women's division involve her? (i realize though its just marketing for horny adolesence, but i don't watch wrestling to get my rocks off. That's why i have porn, dammit! And Stacy Keibler's hotter anyway.)
Retarded Kane Segment - Look! Vince was on RAW! omfg. What a shock! And look, Kane's not even burned. He's Superman! Let's splash Shane with some expensive bottled water and strap wires to his nuts. Fun! Seriously though, why did Kane just walk away? Some monster he is. Poor baby had a booboo on his head. As a secondary note, i miss Jamal, because when Bischoff came down to the ring, i could just imagine this scenario: "What's wrong, Eric? Didn't you get enough at SummerSlam?"
"Shane, I want you out of MY ring. And i'm gonna give you about...3 minutes"
Well, I'll get back on track now....
Hurricane and Rosey vs. La Resistance - still with that fucking USA chant. Its Hurricane, not Captain America. Get your heroes straight. And the Dudleys/Frenchmen angle is old. As a side note, Hurricane is a superhero, so why didn't he try to stop Kane? For that matter, why doesn't he do anything heroic?
Test and Stacy vs. Stevie Richards and Victoria - this pissed me off. I really wanted to see Test and Stacy together again, like before. They were cool. Also, the Steiner/Test angle has run its course too. End it.
Evolution vs HBK - no, you didn't read wrong, because i saw this as a handicap match. Maven did absolutely nothing the whole match, and Goldberg only picked the bones. Shawn Michaels did all the work for 95% of the match. It was still a good match, though i thought the result would be a big push for Maven.