Attention shoppers: Hornswoggle isn't just one of the most irritating things in the WWE, he is the physical embodiment of everything wrong with Raw right now.
Burial of talented wrestlers? Check. I'm gutted for Chavo, he deserves so much better.
Stupid booking? Check. Just when I thought it couldn't get worse, we see Chavo jobbing to him for the 85th time. Except this time in a Texas Bullrope Match while Chavo's dressed in a fucking cow suit. Hornswoggle donning the head for the Tadpole Splash damn near finished me off.
Wasted airtime? Check. The amount of time spent on this so-called feud that could have gone instead to building other talent or pushing PPVs in the past is utterly ridiculous. What's that? Jack Swagger vs MVP at Summerslam? Nah, we'd rather have Chavo job to a midget that is now, in terms of kayfabe, more efficient in defeating Chavo Guerrero than the likes of Chris Benoit, CM Punk and Rey Mysterio. Stupid, stupid, STUPID.
I could sit here and rant about how the progression to TV-PG, Raw's terrible creative team and such other factors are to blame for such preposterousness as this, but I feel I don't have to tell you what most of you already know.
If Smackdown and ECW's respective creative teams can put out a strong show most weeks despite TV-PG, then why can't Raw follow suit? Oh yeah, Vince. But I REALLY won't start on that, I'll be here forever.
RIP Raw, we hardly knew ye.