Hello? Did ANYBODY watch TNA last night other than me? o_O
For those who missed it:
Assi9's TNA Yadda-Yadda-Yadda
My neighbor has a particular distaste for Booker, so I had to put up with his whining about me wanting to see what he had to say last night (actually, he has a distaste for A LOT of wrestlers). I was surprised, though, when Booker basically told the audience to "wait for his book" to find out why he left the WWE - and for the first time I got to hear the audience unanimously chant "VINCE SUCKS!!!". Since I've been in this club, I've begun to look past the whole heel-vs.-face thing, and while I hated the "King" gimmick, I'm glad to see him in TNA.
Booker later mopped the floor with a Christian-influenced Robert Roode, while Ms. Brooks kept an eye out for Rob's 'super-fangirl', who hid herself out of her line of sight. :P
In speaking of Mr. Cage, A.J. temporarily made an Alliance/Coalition partnership (as hard to believe as that is), although Christian later made it clear that he was pissed at Karen's allowing of A.J. & Tomko to be on both sides & for her & Kurt to stay out of his way. Of course, A.J. once again proved that he's more of the threat to him during an 8-Man Tag Match (the Alliance/Coalition vs. Kaz, Abyss, Samoa Joe, and...........crap, I forgot) after an accidental Pelee missing the target & clocking him instead. :P
The guy who gets scared by his pyrotechnic intro (I'm not doing well with remembering shit today >_<) outdrank James Storm again, which led to him taking a beer bottle over the head.
Rhyno Gored 'Killer-Spelled-Backwards' in their match, then Black Reign came in afterwards, then Abyss came after him with a sack o' tacks.
More shit with Team 3D vs. The X-Division, but whoever they were fighting (like I said, not remembering well today) did get to shove their requested Ding-Dongs down their throats. :P (Yes, I mean the snack cake; get your minds out of the gutter. :P)
Christy Hemme & the guy who isn't Lance Hoyt lost to Gail Kim & someone else (WTF IS WRONG WITH ME, HERE!?!?!?).
Some other stuff happened, probably, but I'M TOTALLY SUCKING TODAY. I apologize.