We're in Canada, Vince McMahon is on the bill, as well as TWO hometown heroes, one in their last match, and the other fighting for the biggest title of them all. I have a feeling some shit is gonna go down.
-WWE Champion Edge vs. John Cena - TLC Match
Something's going to go down, but I think that Edge will keep the title here. Maybe someone from Smackdown will interfere.
-D-Generation X vs. The McMahons & Big Show - Hell in a Cell
I'm hoping for some fucking crazy HIAC action here. Like Shane going Coast-to-Coast from the top of the Cage, or a 500 pound man getting Pedigreed through the roof of a cage.
-Intercontinental Champion Johnny Nitro vs. Jeff Hardy
Hardy gets screwed out of the title by Edge, and procedes to main event level to replace Cena. I mean, they like fucking Matt over right? What better way than to push his brother way above him?
-Women's Champion Lita vs. Trish Stratus
This just seems like a perfect moment to totally break Kayfabe and have a good old-fashioned send off, and celebration in the middle of the ring.
-World Tag Team Champions Spirit Squad vs. The Highlanders
This just seems perfect to start a SS break-up storyline, and to leave the Highlanders to face Cryme Tyme when they come.
-Carlito vs. Randy Orton
Meh, I don't think they're done burying Randy.
-Kane vs. Umaga
I was gonna say Kane, but I honestly see no reason to demolish all their hard work just to give Kane a win.