I think I'm in trouble.

[m4x0]

Ok, so this is how it all started. It was 2AM, and I was sitting on a park bench with a bottle of Dr Pepper, slowly chugging it down, until it was empty. I needed something to do. I decided that I would go down to the public toilets and have a nice old wank. So I did.

It wasn't very far to the toilets, and it only normally takes me 2 or 3 minutes to get there, but, on my way, something caught my eye. A girl, she had long, blond hair, and her face was covered in cheap make up. She was wearing a short top, high boots and a mini skirt that blew up in the wind. "Fuck wanking" I thought, I approached her.

"Looking for a good time?" She said.

"Hell yeah!" I replied.

We walked home together, I stroked her tits as we went. They were pretty damn big, double Ds I believe, and they were squeezy too. Perfect.

We got back to my house. And ran up to my bedroom. I ripped off her top and unfastened her bra, as she loosened off her belt I pulled down her miniskirt, removed her thong, and placed it over my head. I dropped my pants to reveal a 12 inch boner, and shoved it in her tight little hole.

I pumped it in and out, faster and faster, she moaned, dribbling down her front. I layed my hands on her luscious breasts and played with her nipples, "Keep going you fucking beast!" She screamed.
I took her belt and started whipping her, she loved it. I removed my penis from her, and dribbled the remaining semen onto her face, she licked her toungue round, devouring my future babies. I continued to whip her.

Now, what I forgot at the time was that, as soon as I get started with the sadistic stuff I get a little bit out of hand, I dropped the belt and got a pocket knife out from my pocket, I lay down on her and started sawing away at her left tit.

"What the FUCK are you doing?" She yelled at me. I punched her in the face.

"Shut up and enjoy it baby." I retorted. I continued sawing at them, they were oozing thick, red goo. The hooker was trying to escape, but I could hold her down. The breast was half detatched, so I pulled on it as hard as a could, the skin ripped, blood sprayed all over the room and onto my face, and the tit fully detached from her. She was screaming, but I didnt care, I just started sawing her right tit , wanking as I went. Maybe I was weak from cutting the last one, but this tit seemed harder. I couldnt be bothered with it.

Then, I inserted my penis in her left nostril and started fucking it, spraying cum all over her brains, she was screaming and crying, my bed flooded with blood, semen and tears. I didnt give a fuck though.

I grabbed the screaming girl by her hips, put the knife in my mouth and started slicing up her groin, red juice sprayed in my eyes and all over my face, then, I started to realise what I was doing, the euphoria I had been in was dieing off. Then was the time I realized, I was in deep shit.

I needed to eliminate the victim, I grabbed the knife in my hands again and put it straight into her head, you could hear her skull crack, I pulled the knife out, it was covered in a thick, pink substance. I put the knife in again, and again, until her screams were silenced forever, until she went into that final deep sleep.....

Well, thats basically what happened guys, I dumped her body in my neighbours wheely bin (I never liked him) and Ive just got to hope the cops dont find me out.

Hell, at least I didn't have to pay her the money.

[CartoonDiablo]

will you be my daddy?

[Buoy]

...I also think you're in trouble....

[JohnnyPanick]

What a sick interesting story.

[Flingo]

Rape her...

Oh wait..

[m4x0]

At 12/29/06 11:29 AM, Cartoon-Diablo wrote: will you be my daddy?

Sure.

[camobch0]

Send me that body in the mail so I can rape her. My address is 666 Titty Road, Wankerville, Florida, USA

[Soul-Monger]

Fucking sick, but a good read.

[Ganon42]

Dude, you're fucked now. Why'd you kill her, anyway?

[m4x0]

At 12/29/06 11:56 AM, camobch0 wrote: Send me that body in the mail so I can rape her. My address is 666 Titty Road, Wankerville, Florida, USA

Sorry mate, you'll have to ask my next door neighbours now, I put it in their bin. ;D

[Dry-Ice]

At 12/29/06 11:25 AM, VeinDigger wrote: I grabbed the knife in my hands

Stories like this aren't funny any more, especially when they have stupid errors like that.

[Akula]

Brains are gray, not pink.

[m4x0]

At 12/29/06 12:04 PM, Akula wrote: Brains are gray, not pink.

http://poetry.rotten.com/failed-mission/ (VERY VIOLENT PICTURE, NSFW)

They look pretty pink to me.

[Grimworm]

LOL! thats funny.... LOL some more...im done!

[StanTheCaddy]

weak ass shit mayne

[Saxturbation]

At 12/29/06 11:30 AM, Flingo wrote: Rape her...

Oh wait..

Lol I laughed at this until I pissed.

[Akula]

At 12/29/06 12:18 PM, VeinDigger wrote:

At 12/29/06 12:04 PM, Akula wrote: Brains are gray, not pink.

http://poetry.rotten.com/failed-mission/ (VERY VIOLENT PICTURE, NSFW)

They look pretty pink to me.

When mixed with blood, yeah I guess in your case they were mixed in blood.

http://www.charite.de/ch/neuro/designs/brains /brain1.jpg

[Penguin-92]

holy shit...you are so fucked :D

[TheEnchantress]

oh..my..god...

sick. But I actually like it. just a bit shocked at how the story ended up...

[Alberich]

very touching story :), in the future you should tell it to your grandchildren ^ ^

[benholloway]

i am not going to that poetry website

[deathtrap777]

At 12/29/06 12:18 PM, VeinDigger wrote:

At 12/29/06 12:04 PM, Akula wrote: Brains are gray, not pink.

http://poetry.rotten.com/failed-mission/ (VERY VIOLENT PICTURE, NSFW)

They look pretty pink to me.

that picture is sick
a interesting story :)

[Medinus]

I cried of laughter, at least this can't be a paradoy thread, thank god shes dead.

[NickScott]

That's sick. I'll remember to stay away from you in the future.

[zzzzd]

bit fucked up just after all those hookers got slaughterd.

[benholloway]

At 12/29/06 04:00 PM, Nickjot wrote: That's sick. I'll remember to stay away from you in the future.

good advice that your a fucking sick piece of shit