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At 12/30/06 02:18 PM, MickTheChampion wrote:

At 12/30/06 02:07 PM, Grammer wrote: I think the the problem is Mick, that people don't mind giving up condoms if their priest tells them to, but are a little hard of hearing on that whole "wait until marriage" thing.

Then why blame the Catholic Church for that?

Convenience, mostly. Ignorance, usually.

Didn't you know all church-goers are sheeple? Like, even I know that :/

But seriously, folk who like to have casual sex first without getting to know their latest fuckbuddy intimately are opening themselves to a plethora are potential problems, with limited benefits. I just don't think insurance should cover STDs, unless specifically stated.

I would want Pope Benedicts III's three words to be the most influential in history, marking a landmark for the religion and the denominations of it that most affect the U.S., those words would be....

Atheists
Are
Right

At 12/30/06 12:40 PM, Prinzy2 wrote: Second question, can HIV or other lethal STDs be transfered via oral sex?

Yes

At 12/30/06 01:37 PM, MickTheChampion wrote:
Who is more likely to get AIDs?

Pwned.

At 12/30/06 01:37 PM, MickTheChampion wrote:

Cleek-cleek is a devout Catholic, he listens to all of the Churches teachings He was her first, she was his first.

Who is more likely to get AIDs?

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The correct answer is The above -Cleek Cleek.
You all know this is the truth.
The poor s.o.b. cleek cleek doesn't have a @#$ing clue on how to protect himself, so one night several years after being married he's out with his buddies drinking a little too much & he hooks up wit a little trollip and they have a quickie,(him with no idea of protection)
Next thing you know cleep cleeps plumbing is swollen and sore, dripping a opaque liquid & causing him to see the local medical community .They clue him into how he can cure his gonorrhea & how to protect himself from other even more deadly sexually transmitted diseases .
Then he soon goes off to his church happy and begging pardons for his so called sins, all the while Too Stupid to realize the church is part of the problem & directly responsible for not allowing that type of important information to be readily taught to its members.
-the end-
And I think if the pope was to say three words they would probably be something like
My Balls Itch!!!!!

" Fuck the establishment " would come nicely from Benedict's mouth.

At 12/30/06 04:29 PM, MickTheChampion wrote: I've had it with you - you're an irritating little cretin. You can now quote me on this:

Militant Atheists are worse than Militant Christians.

i'm not much much of a religious man myself but fighting for nothing seems a little pointless no?

He'd say: Fuck you all, and hail 3 times.

At 12/28/06 02:34 AM, fasdit wrote: If the pope said three words, I would want them too be... don't follow catholicism.

that is 4 words not 3

At 12/31/06 02:04 PM, MickTheChampion wrote: Yeah, that's just the usual - you've hardly made a point here.

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I definately made a point.
You're just to stuck in your "I'm catlick and so much better than the rest of you who are not."
Your a sad little character , who cannot think for himself & believes what he's fed without question.
Sad dude ,very very sad.
; meanwhile somewhere in the Vatican, can be heard a pitiful cry "My Balls Itch"

At 12/31/06 03:54 PM, thunder-34 wrote: that is 4 words not 3

Contractions don't count as 2 words.

At 12/31/06 04:57 PM, MickTheChampion wrote:

Indeed it would seem that on the flip-side, it's far more likely that you do not think for yourself - more than likely you just act as a mouthpiece for the popular opinion you're spoonfed.

;spoon fed me lol, I don't think so, my fathers family is catlick, that is those of them that think they can somehow use the religious B.S. to get into heavin.

Meanwhile, somewhere in Middle America, "My Chemical Romance" can be heard from the upstairs bedroom of an angsty teenager; faintly above the horrible music and the sound of his keyboard rattling can be heard a pitiful cry of "Hehehe, that'll show those Papists!"

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Sorry there little fella, I'm Canadian.
I'm over 21
It has taken me years to figure out just how much Bullshit each & every organised religion out there is full of. All of them exactly the same in several ways.
Control of their members, how they worship,when they worship,where they worship.
Money.... lets not forget about the money.
Jesus didn't say "go to the temple to pray & leave a bunch of money"
He said that "we are the temple"
that it is "in us"
but that message is subdued, can't possibly make any money or have any power with that kind of attitude.
Why people could just pray at home in anyway the see fit, pretty hard to control people and brainwash them to your particular brand of "RELIGION" if they have a mind of their own.
Your pathetic, & I do not have a problem with Papists (just your militant attitude in particular).
I think everyone who is a part of an organized religion is just afraid of the truth.
Afraid like you are Mick.
You grasp at the hope of eternal salvation, you don't understand why god won't answer you . But the priests they surely can help you get into heavin. Just do what they say ,think what they tell you & do what your told.
But its all B.S. Mick.
We are all going to die & that is it.
THE END
because god doesn't care Mick.
You, me, everyone mean absolutely as much to god as the dust off a grain of sand means to a hurricane.
But humans have hope, & you can hope that there's a way out of that.
Even though you don't have the answers to somehow 'save' you , your hopeful some other poor bastard does. So you pour your time, resources etc. in that direction, that hope.
And You Know What Mick.
Someday your gonna be just as dead as I'm going to be.
Dead -the end-
So live each day like its precious, it is.
And if your lucky enough to own a place of your own, then go buy a burial plot( I did) pick out your own marker & even more importantly your own music for the ceremony. These will be the things you own the longest,cause once your there your going to be there for a LOOOOOOONG time .
in closing
I still like to think that the poor old pope is up there looking at the faithful wearing /trapped in all those robes thinking....
My Balls Itch!
and too many people watching for him to scratch.
LOL
;{)

3 Words
" I fucked up"

Crazy old croat already said enough, time to admit he did fuck up. Now a Christians are dying because the stupid bugger doesn't have the brains to know when to keep his mouth shut.

At 12/31/06 05:39 PM, morefngdbs wrote: I think everyone who is a part of an organized religion is just afraid of the truth.
Afraid like you are Mick.

It's funny how people who's "afraid" of truth, like me, are the ones that investigates most.
I believe, my friend, that you are a projective neurotic.
If you don't know what that is I recommend you to read a pschycology book and read about it.
I can easily tell. I've met some of them, in fact many of them.

Okay then, let's say your right about the produce thing. If I was wrong then I apoligize it is just what I heard. However, it really doesn't kill my point. Aids can be spead in more ways that just sex. Condoms may help but they are not a gaurenteed protection agianst Aids anyways.

pope john paul still owns.

At 1/1/07 08:08 PM, MickTheChampion wrote:

At 12/31/06 05:39 PM, morefngdbs wrote:

Ah sorry kid, but you know there's not that much difference between Americans and Canadians.

You better take that back real soon?

Anyways, basically to put it short, the Catholic church holds the stance that sex for pleasure and fun is sinfull, and that sex is only for procreation. Thus the reason condoms are banned.

To change the condom law, you would need to change the docterine behind it.

At 1/1/07 08:21 PM, MortifiedPenguins wrote:

Anyways, basically to put it short, the Catholic church holds the stance that sex for pleasure and fun is sinfull, and that sex is only for procreation. Thus the reason condoms are banned.

To change the condom law, you would need to change the docterine behind it.

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Excellent point, sharp just like the one on Mick's head.
Indoctrination, Mickey making you believe the unbelievable!
But ,what can you expect from a pompous little prick who's so confused he picks up & discards his belief's like I change my shorts.
M-B-I-

At 12/30/06 01:37 PM, MickTheChampion wrote: Here's a hypothetical, right? For this, we're going to have two guys - let's call them Cleek-cleek and Leck-leck.

Cleek-cleek is a devout Catholic, he listens to all of the Churches teachings and goes to Mass every Sunday - although he is a very devout and Holy lad he is too humble to become a Priest and instead lives a humble life peforming menial tasks. Cleek-cleek has only ever had one sexual partner, whom he had courted since they were sixteen and waited til they were married before having sexual intercourse. He was her first, she was his first.

Leck-leck loves shagging and he has at least three different sexual partners a week - he loves it when Protestant missionaries hand him out loads of condoms, and always makes sure to wear one.

Who is more likely to get AIDs?

Unfortunataly for Cleek-cleek his wife is a Slut and does not share his moral views, and gets Shagged by Leck-leaks friend a very Dirty guy Named Seek-Seek , who does not use condoms and therefore gives Cleek-cleek's wife the NINJA, Who in-turn give it to Cleek-cleek. SO SAD..