My dogs testicles will end his life

[LedZabbath]

dude, no joke. IM sittin here, and my dog is 15 years old. He has all kinds of problems, and one of them is cancer in his testicles, making them really, really large.

So, as im sitting here, i hear me mum say to her friend "No, but if he has sex, then his testcles will". What that translates to is: IF MY DOG GETS LAID, HE WILL DIE. HIS TESTICLES WILL KILL HIM.

I thought this sucked to be him, but ive had a friend tell me ti a was a cool concept. what a dick,

[Halicarnassus]

heh.

[ScukMafioso]

Lol, so if your dog gets randy and fucks the VCR, you've got a dead puppy on the rug...

Merry Christmas!

[PelvicThrusters]

That is so fucking hilarious...

At 12/25/06 07:28 PM, LedZabbath wrote: cancer in his testicles, making them really, really large.

Also gives me an idea for a new pick up line..

"I've got testicular cancer in all the right places."

[Zodiak7]

cool concept indeed

[Moody-Media]

Aint you going to get the poor guy operated on so he can have as much secks as he likes.

[Stealth-Emergence]

Well there is a silver lining to this.

Instead of your dog dying painfully, he can die through pleasure! ;)

Obviously it will be a tragic loss for you, but think about poochie.

[Mason]

get im fixed

[IThinkImDrunk]

One is huge...?

He might have a tumour, im serial..

[IThinkImDrunk]

At 12/25/06 07:34 PM, IThinkImDrunk wrote: One is huge...?

He might have a tumour, im serial..

oops silly me sorry, didnt see that you said he has cancer in it *Goes back to his hole feeling very stupid*

[LedZabbath]

OK guys, we KNOW he has a tumor. I think its in btoh nuts, btu im not 100% sure. We arent getting him surggery though, cuz he loves hsi friggen nuts. I dont think ive ever seen a dog lick them that much. PLus, my otehr dog is "fixed", so, we'll keep one with nuts.

[PelvicThrusters]

At 12/25/06 07:35 PM, OsAmARaMa wrote: If the dog had cancer anywhere else, it wouldn't be worth posting on the BBS.

I know, its nuts!

Oh I went there.

[LedZabbath]

oh yeah, jsut fer ur info, here's a list of all his problems:
Completely Deaf
mostly Blind,
Hip problems
Kidney problems
Seizures
Bad Breath
Cancer Testicles.

[Daddy-L-Jackson]

At 12/25/06 07:41 PM, LedZabbath wrote: Seizures

Video tape him.

[Zodiak7]

At 12/25/06 07:41 PM, LedZabbath wrote: oh yeah, jsut fer ur info, here's a list of all his problems:
Completely Deaf
mostly Blind,
Hip problems
Kidney problems
Seizures
Bad Breath
Cancer Testicles.

totally reminds me of a girl in my class

[Mason]

Hmmm let me ponder this
Two dogs or one dog
save life by fixing or don't fix cuz we want a normal dog

fix him becuse if you don't you wont have a dog with nutz and one fixed

i beat yur logic with a stik

[Dropkicked]

At 12/25/06 07:28 PM, LedZabbath wrote:

but ive had a friend tell me ti a was a cool concept. what a dick,

Oh, so I'm a dick now?

Eh, fuck you buddy, I still think it's cool.

[Fraggles]

Dude. I feel so frikken sorry for your dog, but I can't help laughing at these replies. I'm so sorry.

Well, he's fifteen. He's bound to die soon. They normally only like until thirteen or so, I believe. He might as well go out with pleasure anyways. Although he probably can't get anything to work at his age. Unless you're talking in dog years.

[m4x0]

At 12/25/06 07:41 PM, LedZabbath wrote: oh yeah, jsut fer ur info, here's a list of all his problems:
Completely Deaf
mostly Blind,
Hip problems
Kidney problems
Seizures
Bad Breath
Cancer Testicles.

Looking at that list, I would have him put down, for his own good.

[Felis]

At 12/25/06 07:41 PM, LedZabbath wrote: oh yeah, jsut fer ur info, here's a list of all his problems:

I have solutions for all of them.

Completely Deaf

Tell him there's a doggy prostitute outside for him. He'll instantly be un-deafafied.

mostly Blind,

Give him LSD.

Hip problems

Wheelchair.

Kidney problems

Kidney transplant or kidney machine thingy.

Seizures

Kick him.

Bad Breath

Tic Tac.

Cancer Testicles.

Chop 'em off. Or do a balls transplant.

[AlphaCentauri]

You should have had him spied/ neutered.

I forgot which one went for which.

[PelvicThrusters]

I don't know which is funnier;

You complaining your dog has bad breath

or

Putting it between Kidney problems and Testicular Cancer on a list of problems.

[Narusegawa]

Please take pictures!

[BFK]

Neuter him

Its not that hard

for you

[jjrmet]

my balls hurt now, thanks

[Paradigms]

Get him castrated.
Sure, he'll have no balls, but its not like he can use them anyway, and then he wont die.

[Chiklay4]

suck to be that dog