The Bible is against Christmas.

[Ronoshie]

I've been reading the Bible lately, and in Jeremiah 10:1-5 it talks about a tree. And it sounds a lot like a Christmas tree to me. What do you think?

[Jizzlebang]

Theres a tree in the bible?!

Oh lawwd, Christmas is wrong!

[TheEnchantress]

omg yes that's true...I don't celebrate christmas because of it

[Heppo]

...hmm i dont like the bible

[MtMTheCandyMan]

Just some very basic info; CHRISTMAS WAS MADE AFTER THE BIBLE!

[Link50000]

Bible, the koran is better.

[Ronoshie]

Just read it, you'll see what I mean.

[losiglow]

Christmas was originally a pagan holiday, but I don't think the bible speaks out against it in any way. Personally, I doubt God cares much if you celebrate it or not, but rather if you celebrate it in the spirit that it should be in.

[losiglow]

At 12/21/06 10:31 AM, simple-but-sandy wrote:

At 12/21/06 10:24 AM, Link50000 wrote: Bible, the koran is better.

and the Q'uran is even better!

LoL. Well said. (Although I'm not sure it's better than the bible. It's hella hard to understand. But I'm a evil western infidel so that's probably why).

[iscrulz]

The bible is agianst Hanakuah and Kwazana.

[Ronoshie]

At 12/21/06 10:36 AM, Mrs-Molotov wrote: The bible is agianst Hanakuah and Kwazana.

Just read it, dude. I'm serious.

[lolomfgisuck]

According to this it's about Halloween.

[IPoopedInYourMailbox]

Matthew 2:18- And on the 25th you shalt get goodies and snacks. Any other holiday is a blasphemy against thy lord. Hmm... it's totally against Christmas.

[Ronoshie]

At 12/21/06 10:39 AM, lolomfgisuck wrote: According to this it's about Halloween.

That wouldn't make sense. "Deck the tree with silver and gold;Fasten it with hammers and with nails that it move not", sounds like a Christmas tree to me.

[GiantDouche]

Are you fucking retarded? Christmas isn't about a goddamn tree. I pray you aren't serious.

[Stagnant]

Oh well, that's just a bloody shame isn't it. The bible is against Christmas? Ever thought maybe that Christmas tree's started in Germany in the 1800's, you know, around 1800 years after Jesus and the Bible.

[StigmataMartyr]

the bible is against everyone

[mrslappy]

its not really AGAINST christmas

but

[Ignorant-BlackMan]

Well, if what you say is true, then wouldn't it be against... the tree? And Christmas isn't about trees, you stupid faggot.

[LolNinjers]

At 12/21/06 10:24 AM, Link50000 wrote: Bible, the koran is better.

It would be better if you could actually spell it for shit, you little cunt.

[test-object]

It's a coincidence. They want to make the statement of the poor man that did nothing wrong, being destroyed by the upper powers. A tree never did anything to mankind, however, we crush it for doing ourselves good. That the tree is a palm tree, has nothing to do with Christmas...

[Fim]

Fill me in on who this Jesus bloke is please.

Just some guy... claimed to have sole-handedly died for billions of people's sins. Moronic huh, nobodies gonna believe that bullcrap.

[Sunglasses]

At 12/21/06 12:39 PM, Psycho wrote: Fill me in on who this Jesus bloke is please.

Some crazy guy who claimed to be the son of god. Then got hung on a cross because of it.

[Fabulous-X]

god is a chick - Carlos Mencia

[David]

I just popped my bible out. That does look somewhat like it hates christmas...

[Brigand]

At 12/21/06 12:47 PM, Tay-Tay wrote: god is a chick - Untalented prick

Fixed

it also rhymes