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The Gay Soy Conspiracy.

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The Gay Soy Conspiracy. 2006-12-20 08:57:57


http://worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ART ICLE_ID=53327

OH. MY. GOD.

I know how a lot of you have ADD, but this is the funniest thing I've read in a while.

It explains...something...this guy is a twit.


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Response to The Gay Soy Conspiracy. 2006-12-20 09:02:32


Wow, that's amazing... in like a creepy sort of way. How did you even find this? Hah hah hah I guess that doesn't matter, but I'm glad I read it. All I can say is I'm glad I don't like soy...

Response to The Gay Soy Conspiracy. 2006-12-20 09:04:53


Does that not mean that China should have the highest number of gays?


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Response to The Gay Soy Conspiracy. 2006-12-20 09:10:06


its a load of crap i've drunk soy a milk my whole life and i've been able to grow a beard since i was like 16, its really stupid its just a load of crap made up by the DAIRY BOARD so they can stop people from drinking milk..

chinese people been having soy for a long long time and there not gay ..
and neather am I


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Response to The Gay Soy Conspiracy. 2006-12-20 10:20:57


"Soy containing estrogen causes gayness."

Yeah, 'cos that's how it works.

Response to The Gay Soy Conspiracy. 2006-12-20 10:22:25


. . .

This guy must be the same guy who says the Holocaust never happened.

Response to The Gay Soy Conspiracy. 2006-12-20 10:23:51


Lol, that article=win.

Response to The Gay Soy Conspiracy. 2006-12-20 10:25:15


At 12/20/06 09:10 AM, Dark-Knight wrote: chinese people been having soy for a long long time and there not gay ..
and neather am I

Enjoy your breasts and male PMS.

Response to The Gay Soy Conspiracy. 2006-12-20 10:26:49


SOY MAKES YOUR SKIN PIGMENT DARKER, AND SINCE WE ALL KNOW THAT BEING BLACK IS A DISEASE SOY IS BAD.

Also, soy makes you jewish and gives you aids.


I hardly ever come here anymore....

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Response to The Gay Soy Conspiracy. 2006-12-20 12:01:40


Yes, soy is the cause for all the wars


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Response to The Gay Soy Conspiracy. 2006-12-20 12:02:52


At 12/20/06 12:01 PM, SirXVII wrote: Yes, soy is the cause for all the wars

No, it was the Jews.

The Gay Soy Conspiracy.

Response to The Gay Soy Conspiracy. 2006-12-20 12:05:57


At 12/20/06 09:04 AM, Ben wrote: Does that not mean that China should have the highest number of gays?

And the smallest penises.

Response to The Gay Soy Conspiracy. 2006-12-20 12:07:21


At 12/20/06 12:05 PM, HeartbreakHoldout wrote:
At 12/20/06 09:04 AM, Ben wrote: Does that not mean that China should have the highest number of gays?
And the smallest penises.

South Park taught me that's Japan.

Response to The Gay Soy Conspiracy. 2006-12-20 12:07:53


At 12/20/06 12:07 PM, SanTang wrote: South Park taught me that's Japan.

Well they taught you wrong.

Response to The Gay Soy Conspiracy. 2006-12-20 12:12:34


At 12/20/06 12:07 PM, SanTang wrote: South Park taught me that's Japan.

Japan is to China what Jersey is to England. So same difference.

Response to The Gay Soy Conspiracy. 2006-12-20 12:16:07


This actually does make sense, but there needs to be more scientific studies on this before we all go nuts.

Feeding a baby soy milk is a bad idea in general though.


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Response to The Gay Soy Conspiracy. 2006-12-20 12:17:59


Where does it make sense? All he provides as proof are three words: "Research is showing".

Response to The Gay Soy Conspiracy. 2006-12-20 21:30:25


At 12/20/06 12:17 PM, SanTang wrote: Where does it make sense? All he provides as proof are three words: "Research is showing".

That's rock hard for some people.


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Response to The Gay Soy Conspiracy. 2006-12-20 21:33:16


It also decreases the size of your penis

Response to The Gay Soy Conspiracy. 2006-12-20 21:35:06


I think whoever wrote that article has ADD or his idiot meter at max...


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Response to The Gay Soy Conspiracy. 2006-12-21 02:25:16


The Soy Plants have Phyto Estrogens which is a natural estrogen not like the artificial estrogens they put in in cattle & chickens . All the problems he has "claimed" onto soy are actually the effects of dairy milk ..

like i said i've been drinking soy milk since i was a small child and have not homo sexual tendencies and have had a beard since i was 16..

( i think the dairy board has paid that jack ass alot of money )


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Response to The Gay Soy Conspiracy. 2006-12-21 02:31:29


Even if it doesn't give you homosexual tendancies, you're still pretty gay for drinking soy milk.

Hahahahah! Soy milk...

Response to The Gay Soy Conspiracy. 2006-12-21 02:31:38


A simple "lol" is all that is needed right now


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Response to The Gay Soy Conspiracy. 2006-12-21 02:43:56


At 12/21/06 02:31 AM, Zen444 wrote: Even if it doesn't give you homosexual tendancies, you're still pretty gay for drinking soy milk.

Hahahahah! Soy milk...

Man, that stuff tastes like shit. But, yeah. I suppose it makes sense. Except for the fact that, you know, the whole thing has no proof behind it, and I don't think, personally, that stuff like that is even possibly the reason for a higher rate of homosexuality.

Response to The Gay Soy Conspiracy. 2006-12-21 04:38:26


At 12/21/06 02:31 AM, Zen444 wrote: Even if it doesn't give you homosexual tendancies, you're still pretty gay for drinking soy milk.

Hahahahah! Soy milk...

yeah because only big tuff guys drink milk thats made for a baby calf..


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Response to The Gay Soy Conspiracy. 2006-12-21 05:01:24


At 12/20/06 09:10 AM, Dark-Knight wrote: its a load of crap i've drunk soy a milk my whole life and i've been able to grow a beard since i was like 16, its really stupid its just a load of crap made up by the DAIRY BOARD so they can stop people from drinking milk..

chinese people been having soy for a long long time and there not gay ..
and neather am I

that is weird, i also drink soy milk and im not gay, have a small penis either. U r proberly rite Dark-Knight, it's a load of crap

Response to The Gay Soy Conspiracy. 2006-12-21 05:50:55


At 12/21/06 05:01 AM, andrewthething wrote: that is weird, i also drink soy milk and im not gay, have a small penis either. U r proberly rite Dark-Knight, it's a load of crap

yep.. stupid guy doesnt even have any evidence..


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