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At 12/14/06 09:21 PM, Fat-and-Proud wrote: 1. The plot line is still the protagonist going on a random killing spree. Seriously, how can make a movie about that?

It was already done. I can't remember the name of the movie but it's a failry old one. He's trying to get to his kids birthday party but his ex-wife won't let him. One day, while sitting in traffic, he just snaps and starts fucking up everybody in his way. He tears up convience stores, gang members, cops, etc... it really was a pretty decent movie. Nothing great, but not terrible. (although, watching it now, it is kind of boring. But time has a tendancy to do that)

4. Verne Troyer (Mini-Me himself) is playing a role in it.

I hate that guy. Mini-Me is the only good thing he's ever done. He's not funny or a good actor.. he's just short. I refuse to consider somebody good at something based souly off their apperance. Any midget could do what he did... he's just the lucky bastard that got picked.

At 12/14/06 09:21 PM, Fat-and-Proud wrote: 3. Uwe Boll is directing it.

'nuff said.

Actually, this IS the 5th Uwe Boll movie! He directed DOOM. And there's already a 6th on the way, he's doing Dungeon Seige as well.

There are only 3 hopes for game-to-movie transitions that are good, and unfortunately they're all either just sitting there or stalling.

1. The Halo movie with a big budget and exec-produced by Peter Jackson himself.

2. Although he has no plans yet with them, John Woo has the film rights to Metroid.

3. I think Jerry Bruckheimer might have the film rights to Prince of Persia.

REAL QUOTES FROM THE MOVIE

I'm like gonna shoot you bitch

You are now dead the LAWLZ!

OH NO THERE IS A WOUND IN YOUR HEAD

The Dungeon Siege movie may not suck for me cause I've never played Dungeon Siege. He can only ruin games I've played.

At 12/14/06 09:22 PM, KermitTheMuppet wrote: Anything made by Uwe Boll shouldn't even be made...

Fixed.For great justice.

At 3/13/07 09:42 PM, Dr-Worm wrote: Actually, this IS the 5th Uwe Boll movie! He directed DOOM.

No, Andrzej Bartkowiak did.

Here's a sample of Uwe Boll's "masterpiece"

Boll will not be making the Devil May Cry movie, The Half-Life movie, or the MGS movie, thank god.

"You see what happens when people get hit in the head? They like my movies!"

Boll actually said that once. What an idiot.

At 12/14/06 09:22 PM, KermitTheMuppet wrote: Anything made by Uwe Boll shouldn't be watched...

It should be burned and aten by starving Chinese children who work at Nike.

At 4/9/07 03:46 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote:

At 12/14/06 09:22 PM, KermitTheMuppet wrote: Anything made by Uwe Boll shouldn't be watched...

It should be burned and aten by starving Chinese children who work at Nike.

HE should be eaten.

All I can hope is that postal is so awesome that boll can't even screw it up.

You've convinced me to view it for the lulz.

At 4/9/07 03:54 PM, Inferno42 wrote: All I can hope is that postal is so awesome that boll can't even screw it up.

All hopes are in vain when it's from Uwe Boll.

At 12/14/06 09:21 PM, Fat-and-Proud wrote: 1. The plot line is still the protagonist going on a random killing spree. Seriously, how can make a movie about that?

Rugrats in paris

2. The character names are, when you think about it, just plain stupid or just don't belong in this movie for the sake of saving it from stupidity (names like Mohammed, Dude, Osama Bin Ladin, etc.).

Just like rugrats meet the wild thornberrys

3. Uwe Boll is directing it. For those of you that don't know him, he's the genius who directed the House of the Dead, Alone in the Dark, and Bloodrayne movies (three of the worst movies ever). The man is pretty much the evil twin of Peter Jackson (and not in a good way).

Tom kenny has a show on TMC

4. Verne Troyer (Mini-Me himself) is playing a role in it. No offense towards Mr. Troyer(Seriously, I love the guy), but he pretty much made one of the dumbest movie decisions of his life. Just take a moment to think what this movie would be like with Verne in it and you'll agree with me.

Rugrats = Short

5. Worst of all, this movie is bound to be so offensive, that dumbasses across America will think that this movie is so controversial, it must be good. Hey dipshits, controversy isn't always necessarily good. Plus, because so many people loved the game(like me), that only helps the movie gain even more popularity. And even worse, because so many people will see this movie, it will (1) stay in theaters for longer than it deserves (not that it deserves to be in there at all), and (2) possibly help spawn *gulp* a 5TH Uwe Boll movie due to its "popularity". God help us all if that happens.

Rugrats lasted for a decade with the diaper scandal of '95

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