Holy Jesus, I'm feeling a little horny after reading this masterwork Q&A about Delphinic Zoophilia (aka Dolphin Sex).
Make sure you read the entire article.
Especially the part where the author whacks off a 2 foot long Dolphin Dick.
Hot Textual Dolphin Sex
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At 12/14/06 12:19 AM, TVsBobBarker wrote: Old.
Just because it was written a long time ago doesn't mean it ins't still Hawt.
At 12/14/06 12:23 AM, POOPIES wrote:At 12/14/06 12:19 AM, TVsBobBarker wrote: Old.Just because it was written a long time ago doesn't mean it ins't still Hawt.
Here's a little quote:
"WARNING! In the considerations of safety, you should NEVER let a male dolphin attempt anal sex with you. The Bottle-nose dolphin member is around 12 inches, very muscular, and the thrusting and the force of ejaculation (A male can come as far as 14 feet) would cause serious internal injuries, resulting in peritonitus and possible death."
At 12/14/06 12:24 AM, POOPIES wrote: the force of ejaculation (A male can come as far as 14 feet) would cause serious internal injuries, resulting in peritonitus and possible death."
It can even blast your head off. I'm not joking.
At 12/14/06 12:38 AM, siranco wrote: Thats a little more than I needed to know. Although, I wish I could blast my cum that far,
I do It every day.
Zoophilia is best described as a love of animals so intimate that the person (and the animal) involved have no objections to expressing their affection for each other in the sexual fashion.
Zoophilia? LOL NO >:(
At 12/14/06 01:45 AM, christmasjansen wrote:At 12/14/06 12:37 AM, Soragu wrote:It can even blast your head off. I'm not joking.Wow. i want a dick like that. NOW.
Oh, and another thing.
Dolphin penis can be moved as a finger, a dolphin can grab your arm with its dick.
And dolphin vagina's are muscular slits that can be opened and closed. Female dolphins can pick stuff up with their cunt and stuff.
At 12/14/06 01:49 AM, Soragu wrote:At 12/14/06 01:45 AM, christmasjansen wrote:Oh, and another thing.At 12/14/06 12:37 AM, Soragu wrote:It can even blast your head off. I'm not joking.Wow. i want a dick like that. NOW.
Dolphin penis can be moved as a finger, a dolphin can grab your arm with its dick.
And dolphin vagina's are muscular slits that can be opened and closed. Female dolphins can pick stuff up with their cunt and stuff.
Lol.
"Stop grabbing my leg, I mean it's so...HOLY SHIT HE HAS AN ARM FOR A PENIS!"
At 12/14/06 12:16 AM, POOPIES wrote: Holy Jesus, I'm feeling a little horny after reading this masterwork Q&A about Delphinic Zoophilia (aka Dolphin Sex).
Make sure you read the entire article.
Especially the part where the author whacks off a 2 foot long Dolphin Dick.
The title of this thread is legendary.
The Dolphin porn stories website, however, is strange and disturbing.
9.5/10
This used to be at dolphinsex.org, which was linked to off goatse.cx, so it's internet history and shit. You'll probably have to copy-paste these links or go on the web archive and do it yourself.
http://web.archive.org/web/20040701085735/htt p://www.dolphinsex.org - Web archive of original site
http://web.archive.org/web/20040627083224/www .dolphinsex.org/necrodummy.html - Necrophilia for Dummies from the same site - way funnier
http://web.archive.org/web/20040404061907/www .dolphinsex.org/goose.html - Geese (where I got my idea from)
and so on. You can follow links.
I always knew dolphins were very strange....
Awesome post great job!
At 12/14/06 12:23 AM, POOPIES wrote:At 12/14/06 12:19 AM, TVsBobBarker wrote: Old.Just because it was written a long time ago doesn't mean it ins't still Hawt.
lol noob.
At 12/14/06 06:29 PM, tru3sk8r wrote:At 12/14/06 12:23 AM, POOPIES wrote:lol noob.At 12/14/06 12:19 AM, TVsBobBarker wrote: Old.Just because it was written a long time ago doesn't mean it ins't still Hawt.
Thanks. That means a lot coming from a level nine noob who never bothered to deposit to level ten.
You know what? This article could really be helpful if I ever decide that human woman are not meeting my physical needs. :D
"Females, on the other fin, have one continuous larger slit, the anus located at the end of it. On either side of the genital slit, you will find two smaller slits; these are the mammary slits, where the nipples of the dolphin are kept for feeding the calves. The slit is also located closer to the tail stock of the dolphin."
