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Seriously, just when I sit down, turn on the PC and begin listening to music; my stupid cat jumps on my lap, goes all "Meau" "Purr" and starts humping my arm.

But that's not all, apparently she likes it rough and bites, as well as scratches me. It doesn't hurt though, it's just that it's really friggin annoying when it happens 20 times a day. I have no idea how to stop it. We feed her pills so she isn't in heat.

Right now the bloody thing is licking herself on the couch.

So NG ever had a female cat humping you? Or know any ways to stop it?

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Since when do female cats hump?

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Lube up a q-tip and shove it in her vaginer.

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Eat the pussy!

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Just give her a stuffed animal and let her go to town on it.

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At 12/13/06 12:56 AM, Warrickneff wrote: Just give her a stuffed animal and let her go to town on it.

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At 12/13/06 12:54 AM, NinjersPlus wrote: Since when do female cats hump?

My Nan's little Jack Russel, which is a female, has seem to fallen in love with my little male cousin, and has of late begun getting up on to legs and humping his arms/legs Doggy style. Since when do female dogs hump?

You are now aware that the girl you like has had other penises in her vagina & mouth.
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Make beasteality A reality. Sometimes you just need to give into temptation.. its obvious that there are toddlers out there willing to rape.. I wouldn't be suprised if you woke up one morning and your cat had your pants off and was going all freaky on you... Watch your back and keep one eye open

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At 12/13/06 12:55 AM, Zen444 wrote: Lube up a q-tip and shove it in her vaginer.

Tried that, ended up with scratches that didn't heal properly after two weeks.

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At 12/13/06 01:02 AM, amplefied wrote:
At 12/13/06 12:55 AM, Zen444 wrote: Lube up a q-tip and shove it in her vaginer.
Tried that, ended up with scratches that didn't heal properly after two weeks.

Um...really?

You are now aware that the girl you like has had other penises in her vagina & mouth.
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At 12/13/06 01:03 AM, SadisticMonkey wrote: Um...really?

I was bored, and the cat was humping me. One thing led to another... lots of scratches.

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At 12/13/06 01:10 AM, amplefied wrote:
At 12/13/06 01:03 AM, SadisticMonkey wrote: Um...really?
I was bored, and the cat was humping me. One thing led to another... lots of scratches.

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At 12/13/06 12:54 AM, NinjersPlus wrote: Since when do female cats hump?

When my brother's cat was in heat, she woudl try to fuck me in the arm. Same thing with my friend's Dauchsund. It's really annoying.

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That's fucking HOT.

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Tell more plz.
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sooo.... dose she swalow?

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At 12/13/06 01:17 AM, joesmokem2112 wrote: thank you very much

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At 12/13/06 01:34 AM, Nicko9y wrote: also asl

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Cat Rape.

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Here's a pic.

My cat is humping me >:(

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At 12/13/06 01:48 AM, amplefied wrote: Here's a pic.

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.....Humping...... Cat...... are you sure its not just rubbing against your arm?

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At 12/13/06 01:48 AM, amplefied wrote: Here's a pic.

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Don't you see why?

My cat is humping me >:(

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At 12/13/06 01:48 AM, amplefied wrote: Here's a pic.

I lol'd when I read your story and then got down to the pic and was though "That's the funniest shit I've ever seen." Get her fixed or something. :|

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At 12/13/06 03:10 AM, VeryKindofYa wrote:
At 12/13/06 01:48 AM, amplefied wrote: Here's a pic.
I lol'd when I read your story and then got down to the pic and was though "That's the funniest shit I've ever seen." Get her fixed or something. :|

Its really not that funny.... I giggled but I have definetly seen funnier....

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At 12/13/06 03:10 AM, Lost-Chances wrote: Don't you see why?

THIS IS SERIOUS: when a femail cat humps, its an assetion of authority, so she thinks she's higher up on the food chain than you. you need to assert yourself, let her know whos boss (and to all those sickos, that doesn't mean insert yourself, immature idiots).

anyway, if you want to know more just drop me a line.

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Pfft you want a piece of ass have this since it's that time of year you silly queer

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At 12/13/06 01:48 AM, amplefied wrote: Here's a pic.

HAHAHAHAH thats the funniest thing i ever saw LOL!!!!

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Beat it.

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