Joke

[thenark]

This is a joke I heard, so dont think I have this confused with truth, please.

Bush and Powell are sitting around talking, when one of the whitehouse aides comes in and asks them what they're talking about. Bush says that after Iraq has been conquered, he plans to execute 1 million Iraqi's and one bicycle repair man. The aid asks them why the one bicycle repair man, and bush says "See Colin? I told you that no one would notice the 1 million Iraqis"

[TheShrike]

LOL good one.

Got any more?

[biteme2514]

The sad thing about this is that it's totally true. Even on the news, when one American soldier is killed, they make a huge deal about it and all of a sudden, they make a special about his life on 20/20. However, all the Iraqis that died, well, they just become another statistic.

[Jimsween]

At 4/7/03 02:05 AM, biteme2514 wrote: The sad thing about this is that it's totally true. Even on the news, when one American soldier is killed, they make a huge deal about it and all of a sudden, they make a special about his life on 20/20. However, all the Iraqis that died, well, they just become another statistic.

God, we cant even listen to a joke anymore without someone rambling on...

[Ted-Easton]

We can't continue a topic with everyone repeating "good job, goob job, good joke, good joke".
We need to discuss something of importance and interest.

And they made a point on the news of saying that "hundreds" of Iraqis were "crushed" when the US began attacking Saddam International Airport.
And then they said that one american was "murdered" by an Iraqi soldier during an attack.

[bumcheekcity]

At 4/7/03 07:12 AM, Ted_Easton wrote: And they made a point on the news of saying that "hundreds" of Iraqis were "crushed" when the US began attacking Saddam International Airport.
And then they said that one american was "murdered" by an Iraqi soldier during an attack.

thats complete hypocracy. thaymake a huge fuss about 12 menb dead in a friendly fire accident, but 12 people die every day on britains roads. there must be a hell of a lot more than that in america.

[biteme2514]

At 4/7/03 03:01 AM, jimsween wrote: God, we cant even listen to a joke anymore without someone rambling on...

Sorry, I thought that we were supposed to post our responses about the topic... If you only wanted to hear stupid jokes, why don't you hit the General forum?

[Jonas]

I had a guy come in to my resturant with a group of people, he proceeded to whip out a list of racist jokes which he got off of Yahoo!.

The only one I remember is
Q. How Iraqs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A. It doesn't matter since the Iraqis won't have any electricity when we're done with them.

Ugh...disgusting. This raises the point of ultra patriots, and also how one would think that this "war" is about "wiping them out".

[Commander-K25]

Why can't they set off fireworks at Euro-Disney?

Because the French keep trying to surrender to them.

[TheShrike]

If George Bush were a flash movie:
Frame 1

If (saddam != dead) {
_root.invade(iraq);
_root.free(iraqis);
_root.kill(saddam);
_root.gotoAndPlay("We are the Champions",1);
} else {
_dumpNiraq(moreTroops);
_root.gotoAndPlay(1);
}

God, I am such a geek...

[TheShrike]

Kurt Waldheim met recently with Saddam and said, "Saddam, I knew Adolf Hitler; Aldolf Hitler was a friend of mine, and Saddam, you're no Adolph Hitler.

*rimshot*

[Commander-K25]

At 4/7/03 07:20 PM, TheShrike wrote: If George Bush were a flash movie:
Frame 1

If (saddam != dead) {
_root.invade(iraq);
_root.free(iraqis);
_root.kill(saddam);
_root.gotoAndPlay("We are the Champions",1);
} else {
_dumpNiraq(moreTroops);
_root.gotoAndPlay(1);
}

God, I am such a geek...

I don't do flash, but...

//a simple console-based war report
#include <iostream>
#include <fstream.h>

typedef enum{defeat, victory} war_status;

int main()
{

war_status gulfwar2_stat;
ofstream Bush_out;

Bush_out.open("warreport.dat");

if(!fin)
{
cout << "file not opened";
cin.get();
return 1;

if(saddam.getstatus()!=life)
{
gulfwar2_stat=victory;
Bush_out << "We have won." << endl;
}
else
{
Bush_out << "Keep searching." << endl;
}

Bush_out.close();

}

[NJDeadzone]

nice C++ there commander...I prefer Java

import java.WMD.*;

public class operationIraqiFreedom() extends Object{
public static void main(String[]args)throws Exception{
Doagain doagain=new Doagain();
operationIraqiFreedom oif=new operationIraqiFreedom();
boolean saddamisFound=false;
do{
while(!saddamisFound(){
oif.bombBaghdad();
}
System.out.println(oif.coverUp());
}while(doagain.AskBush());
}
}

[TheShrike]

Commander, I have more respect for you every time I read your posts.

Q. Why do we need the French on our side against Saddam?
  
A. So France can show him how to surrender.

-

Q: How many gears does a French tank have?

A: 4 reverse and 1 forward, in case the enemy attacks from the rear.

-

Q: How can you identify a French Infantryman?

A: Sunburned armpits.

[Jimsween]

At 4/7/03 03:01 PM, biteme2514 wrote:
Sorry, I thought that we were supposed to post our responses about the topic... If you only wanted to hear stupid jokes, why don't you hit the General forum?

AS you can see, everybody else submitted a joke, it might have helped if what you said made any sense, of course were going to care more about our troops than the Iraqi's.

The big debate right now is if Saddam is alive or dead. He's dead, then he's alive, then dead, then alive. It's just confusing. Today they showed videotape, and Saddam was speaking at his own funeral.

In a speech earlier today President Bush said if Iraq gets rid of Saddam Hussein, he will help the Iraqi people with food, medicine, supplies, housing, education – anything that's needed. Isn't that amazing? He finally comes up with a domestic agenda – and it's for Iraq. Maybe we could bring that here if it works out

What was left unclear...is what will happen after Saddam is gone? Democracy seems unlikely, so the hope is that Saddam will be replaced by a more pliable leader, someone we can work with to keep the country under control, maintain regional balance of power. Someone sympathetic, secular, someone like, oh...1982 Saddam.

[thenark]

Forgive me Jimsween, this isnt a shot at you, but I've been hearing about a more pliable dictator on the news ever since they began to speculate that saddam was dead. But when they say pliable, do they just mean more easily bent to the west's cause?

[crimson-clover666]

At 4/7/03 10:57 PM, thenark wrote: Forgive me Jimsween, this isnt a shot at you, but I've been hearing about a more pliable dictator on the news ever since they began to speculate that saddam was dead. But when they say pliable, do they just mean more easily bent to the west's cause?

Uhh... are you asking me inparticular?

[crimson-clover666]

*particularlily* Wait, thats not even a word... Uhhh well you get he idea.

[crimson-clover666]

At 4/7/03 11:00 PM, crimson_clover666 wrote: *particularlily* Wait, thats not even a word... Uhhh well you get he idea.

Argh I messed it up again,

are you asking anyone inparticular?

[Jimsween]

I think he was asking me but I thought that they were going to install a democracy with that one former general.

[Ted-Easton]

The words you may have been trying to use are-
impartial
impartisan