Your Stories Are Gay.

[VirginLungs]

What is with you people? Why does nearly every story you attempt to write contain mass amounts of murder/rape/beating women/necrophilia? Its like you have some sick desire to actually do these things and hence spend a good deal of time writing a story dedicated to them.

And as 'ShitOnMyXmasTree will tell you ordinary people (like myself) who read these stories will just think your a fucking weirdo.

Alot of you actually are decent writers who have a good grasp of grammar and vocabulary. Why not actually write a story that would appeal to people other then the creep cunts that reside on the internet?

[trideus]

Yeah i have to agree with you there.

[Jordanog]

A lot of these people don't get out much. I'm really surprised they aren't well read.

[BlueFlameSkulls]

At 12/7/06 11:35 AM, VirginLungs wrote: Alot of you actually are decent writers who have a good grasp of grammar and vocabulary. Why not actually write a story that would appeal to people other then the creep cunts that reside on the internet?

I do write other stories

For example my hostage story ("I got kidnapped") is one

and my never to be finished series ("One on One Tournament") is another

these stories basically don't appeal to many people as much as a controversial story

[VirginLungs]

At 12/7/06 11:43 AM, ShitOnMyXmasTree wrote:

At 12/7/06 11:35 AM, VirginLungs wrote: Alot of you actually are decent writers who have a good grasp of grammar and vocabulary. Why not actually write a story that would appeal to people other then the creep cunts that reside on the internet?

I do write other stories

For example my hostage story ("I got kidnapped") is one

and my never to be finished series ("One on One Tournament") is another

these stories basically don't appeal to many people as much as a controversial story

Who do you want your target audience to be? A mass group of sick little teenagers or a smaller group of ordinary folk that might appreciate a well written tale on something other then rape and murder? Me personally, i'd go for the latter.

[N-Antichrist]

They aren't even original. Jesus, creativity should be original.

[VirginLungs]

At 12/7/06 11:47 AM, N-Antichrist wrote: They aren't even original. Jesus, creativity should be original.

Yup. Most of them are Earfetish rip- anyway.

[Lost-Chances]

At 12/7/06 11:35 AM, VirginLungs wrote: Alot of you actually are decent writers who have a good grasp of grammar and vocabulary. Why not actually write a story that would appeal to people other then the creep cunts that reside on the internet?

Because people on the internet prefer sick stories wth necrophilla and skull fucking over a love story or an action story.

Who in their write mind would write a story with necrophilia in it?

I know what you mean. All this stuff which is apparently "good" on the net actually performs very poorly. Angst-Romanticism really is the pig's ass of writing. Good thing I evolved.

[JagSwim210]

At 12/7/06 11:48 AM, Lost-Chances wrote:
Because people on the internet prefer sick stories wth necrophilla and skull fucking over a love story or an action story.

I've never met these "people."

Are you sure it's just not you.

[Planky]

So I was raping my dead grandma the other day.

[Lost-Chances]

At 12/7/06 11:52 AM, JagSwim210 wrote: I've never met these "people."

Are you sure it's just not you.

Have a quick look through EarFettish's story topics and then get back to me on that.

[test-object]

Indeed, these are pretty sick topics... It's not we're all sick. If you search enough you'll find LOTS of serious people. If someone posts a topic, find the most mature answer and search other posts from that author. And Ta-daa... Meet New People.

[BlueFlameSkulls]

At 12/7/06 11:45 AM, VirginLungs wrote: Who do you want your target audience to be? A mass group of sick little teenagers or a smaller group of ordinary folk that might appreciate a well written tale on something other then rape and murder? Me personally, i'd go for the latter.

I don't have a target audience

I like the mixed reactions from the twisted people to the ordinary people

So everybody

[Mr-Pope]

I much prefer reading topics about animal parties with savage girls at some lads gaff.

[Britkid]

Well, I've personally never done this apart from the two diarrhoea, luxury wipes threads which weren't really stories. But if you're writing it on Newgrounds then it tends to be good for your target audience. The people here love reading that shit, I don't know why. I'm sure many people here are very good writers when they write normally away from the BBS, it's just the BBS wouldn't appreciate it as much.

[DanimeB]

I hate those stories that end with 'what a fuck!' theyre just sick and wrong. what's worse is that this is written by a group of people and not just one (unless they are alts of course!). What amazes me is the fact that they manage to think of so many sick things to write about. Other stories i don't mind so long as they aren't too sick, pornographic or violent!

[HandsomeJake]

These guys can't really say these things in real life, so why not get out your brutal/sick/disturbing fantasy online? By now, I know where not to click (and when I do, it's because I'm just too curious),

[Nightmaric]

At my stay on Newgrounds my emotion to Necrophillia stories has turned from repulsed to dissapionted to acception of being mandatory story qualtiy.

Seriously, making a humorous story doesn't make you less of the respected person you are now.

But Redface can only go up from mocking people's dead pets

[Earfetish]

All fucking wannabes, and usually poor at that. Not that I reckon I'm great or anything but there's usually far too little poetry or build-up or anything and sometimes it's terribly random and shitty.

I'll have to finish another one to show these gaylords that they don't know how to do it. At least they're trying.

I submitted one of my violent stories for a creative writing seminar, tagging a few paragraphs on the end to make it relevant to the assignment - the one in a club, if you're interested. Apparently it was very gross and sickening but went somewhat overboard.

At 12/7/06 12:11 PM, HandsomeJake wrote: These guys can't really say these things in real life, so why not get out your brutal/sick/disturbing fantasy online? By now, I know where not to click (and when I do, it's because I'm just too curious),

That's not particulaly true. I have obscure views in reality too.

[benzine]

I dont think they're to be taken seriously.

But I think its a way for peoples subconcious to let out agression and the such.

[ZeroAsALimit]

Real writers don't have a target audience.

[HandsomeJake]

At 12/7/06 12:14 PM, Scarab-Stalk33r wrote:

At 12/7/06 12:11 PM, HandsomeJake wrote: These guys can't really say these things in real life, so why not get out your brutal/sick/disturbing fantasy online? By now, I know where not to click (and when I do, it's because I'm just too curious),

That's not particulaly true. I have obscure views in reality too.

Everybody on NG has weird opinions and thoughts. Just BBS stories seem like a cheap and kinda stupid way to get it out.

[BlueFlameSkulls]

At 12/7/06 12:13 PM, Earfetish wrote: All fucking wannabes

of whom?

yourself or the the many people who post on asstr.org?

btw I enjoy your stories a lot and even tell my friends about you

I'm not a stalker

At 12/7/06 12:20 PM, HandsomeJake wrote: Everybody on NG has weird opinions and thoughts. Just BBS stories seem like a cheap and kinda stupid way to get it out.

I agree but I do enjoy them sometimes. Sometimes they just need to work on their writing.

On a related topic, I'm currently writing a non-violent, non-sexual, supposedly funny BBS Story.

[ChocloMan]

ZAAL's recent story made me feel exactly the same. I mean, if you want to shock people it's okay, but nowadays it's rare to shock someone on the internet (with text at least) and people keep writing those stories that are getting very boring and tired.

[JagSwim210]

At 12/7/06 12:29 PM, XmasMan wrote: ZAAL's recent story made me feel exactly the same. I mean, if you want to shock people it's okay, but nowadays it's rare to shock someone on the internet (with text at least) and people keep writing those stories that are getting very boring and tired.

True that...with the introduction to nasty sites like Tub girl and lemon party the level of shock is considerable hight.

[Wardawn]

At 12/7/06 12:13 PM, Earfetish wrote: All fucking wannabes, and usually poor at that. Not that I reckon I'm great or anything but there's usually far too little poetry or build-up or anything and sometimes it's terribly random and shitty.

I'll have to finish another one to show these gaylords that they don't know how to do it. At least they're trying.

I submitted one of my violent stories for a creative writing seminar, tagging a few paragraphs on the end to make it relevant to the assignment - the one in a club, if you're interested. Apparently it was very gross and sickening but went somewhat overboard.

That too, but it's so lame when you read a BBS story about how everyone is a sniper who carries a katana and whatnot. Within the last few months every story I've seen is retarded and makes the forums look pathetic.

[ZeroAsALimit]

At 12/7/06 12:29 PM, XmasMan wrote: want to shock people

Wasn't my intention. The story is a joke about marriage vows.