You Are Worthless

[secretman1]

A tribute to the awesome self help book you are worthless.

A thread that should have depressing nuggets sure to ruin your day.

Heres how it goes:

1) type something depressing
2) type something sure to lower self esteem
3) type an insult

I'll go first:

When people get a good look at your skin, they're thinking "gross"

[cellardoor6]

I got a good one:

Kill Yourself:

100 reasons why you should end your pathetic life right now.

(Includes methods of suicide)

[blamurai]

all this time spent in front of the Pc has left you sterile and unable to produce children and has withered you genitals, and left you useless to mankind.

[secretman1]

At 12/6/06 02:52 AM, blamurai wrote: all this time spent in front of the Pc has left you sterile and unable to produce children and has withered you genitals, and left you useless to mankind.

Haha. Good one

here's another one.

If your working office was somehow transferred to the jungle, instincts would have taken over already and, let's face it your boss would eventually rape you.

[lolomfgisuck]

Even your own mother doesn't love you.

[Bob-The-Noob]

Im at school lol!!

[leekspinner]

everyones dead everyone you have ever knowns dead even your cat is dead! oh and did i metion everyones dead!

PS:you suck

[secretman1]

At 12/6/06 11:19 AM, andrew-sheppard wrote: everyones dead everyone you have ever knowns dead even your cat is dead! oh and did i metion everyones dead!

PS:you suck

At 12/6/06 11:12 AM, Bob-The-Noob wrote: Im at school lol!!

None of these quotes were funny or original

[mrslappy]

i'll combine all 3 into 1

George W bush

[CleansingFlame]

Nobody will care when you die.

[AnarchyFace]

Obviously theres no need for anyone to get offended or upset at all.

At 12/6/96 05:52 PM, africanman wrote:

Im sorry but as you can see on the top there is a campire and I ask it that fire supposed to
represent the suffering of black slaves? The torture and whiping and buring they went
through. Also notice that there is a WHITE snowman on a tank does that support some sort
of militant white supremacist idea of a white revolution and future genocide? Why not a
coalman instead? Comments.

[Ed-is-GIGANTOR]

Smile where I fucked you last.

[placeboelectra]

Your lives are all meaningless,you will live a shitty life with few accomplishments only to die and rot in the ground. Just take an entire bottle of sleeping pills and rest comfortably.

[Delta66]

At 12/6/06 02:08 AM, secretman1 wrote: A tribute to the awesome self help book you are worthless.

A thread that should have depressing nuggets sure to ruin your day.

Heres how it goes:

1) type something depressing
2) type something sure to lower self esteem
3) type an insult

I'll go first:

When people get a good look at your skin, they're thinking "gross"

And I think you are an idiot who likes to insult poeple and play all the geeky game on hitwomen.com

[secretman1]

At 12/6/06 06:22 PM, Kaneyedoit wrote:
And I think you are an idiot who likes to insult poeple and play all the geeky game on hitwomen.com

Insults are part of the tribute.
Moron.

[1337brandcrackers]

" Yor fat, fatty fat fat fatty chuby fat! "

[secretman1]

At 12/6/06 06:26 PM, 1337brandcrackers wrote: " Yor fat, fatty fat fat fatty chuby fat! "

Well, I guess this thread went down the shitter real quick.

[spectrumspecter]

I can't really say anything mean because none of you really care. You should take that into consideration, but of course you don't want to think too hard, so oh well.

That could win or lose at the same time, I think. Or maybe I'm just a born loser : )

[ornery]

You wont ever make it into a history book. After 2 generations have passed after your death, even your family wont remeber you.

Nothing you do will make any difference what-so-ever to the benefit of mankind.

You know all those guys who invent something amazing, or make an important discovery? You'll never be one of them.

Your not a real prodigy at anything which means that there is just one more thing that your less awsome than some people at.

[HomeskiIIet]

At 12/6/06 06:55 PM, secretman1 wrote:

At 12/6/06 06:26 PM, 1337brandcrackers wrote: " Yor fat, fatty fat fat fatty chuby fat! "

Well, I guess this thread went down the shitter real quick.

No, that's where it started. It had nowhere to go.

[ScissorHead]

Every time you breath, you're stealing air from raped women, orphans and Jews. You're killing people. I suggest you stop breathing so the world can thank for something other than killing them slowly.

[Guitardude]

When people read your posts they gag and shit on turtles.

[HandsomeJake]

At 12/6/06 02:08 AM, secretman1 wrote: A tribute to the awesome self help book you are worthless.

A thread that should have depressing nuggets sure to ruin your day.

Heres how it goes:

1) type something depressing
2) type something sure to lower self esteem
3) type an insult

I'll go first:

When people get a good look at your skin, they're thinking "gross"

Every topic you've ever made is pointless, hurtful, and lame.

Not just you secret, but I'm sure plenty of people could be hurt by that.

[CyberAI]

You are so ugly that even a mother would cringe at the sight of you.

Ohhhhh! - crowd shouts in disbelief

[Minty-Hippo]

You know those moments of extreme depression you keep having? Thats because you were raped and supressed the thoughts, P.S.you just got fired and won't be able to pay for psychology I'm sorry :( well if it makes you feel anybetter i can buy you a razor.

[studio-nightbird]

Uhm

Get stuffed....

or somthink like that.

lol

[capn-g]

At 12/6/06 02:52 AM, blamurai wrote: all this time spent in front of the Pc has left you sterile and unable to produce children and has withered you genitals, and left you useless to mankind.

Dude, that's AWESOME! Fuck kids, more money for me!

All that time spent masturbating has honed your skills, which is a good thing as you will only have one relationship your entire life. Your partner will abuse you and use you for money.

[homor]

heres mine:

WHY THE FUCK DONT YOU CARE ABOUT SOCIETYS RETARDED AND HOMOSEXULE OPPINON OF YOU!?!?!!?!?!!?!

[Fmoss3]

well there is actually a book at my local library called "25 ways to commit suicide" I was going to lend it out but apparantly it had already been borrowed out but never got returned...

sorry lame i know but i'm bored