My friend didn't like his bday gift

[Zack]

So I was talking to my friend over MSN(it's his birthday tomorrow and hes so happy). He said his mom just handed him a wrapped box that either had a Wii or a new video card. He opened it up and told me it was a Wii and was really really happy about it. We exchanged a couple of WOOTS!!! And about 30 minutes later this happened...
ricky says:
THE WII FUCKING BLOWS BALLS
ricky says:
IM SO DISSAPOINTED
Zack says:
the wii is fucking amazing
ricky says:
IM SITTING HERE THROWING MY SHITTY "WII" MOTE
Zack says:
why lmao.
ricky says:
seriously, im taking this fucking peice of shit back
ricky says:
id rather have a playstation
Zack says:
whats wrong with it?
ricky says:
it fucking blows
ricky says:
im telling you
Zack says:
I've played it I love it
ricky says:
what game did you play
ricky says:
im playing some marvel game, wiisports, and red steel
ricky says:
they all suck.
Zack says:
Give it more of a chance dude
ricky says:
Red Steel is fucking hard.
ricky says:
you cant aim worth a shit
ricky says:
its too sensitive
Zack says:
It takes getting used to
ricky says:
my ass will get use to shitting on it

I know its another console thread but hey this one is different.

[secretman1]

At 12/5/06 12:15 AM, Zack wrote:
I know its another console thread but hey this one is different.

suck his wii and he'll forgive you.

[Zen444]

Ricky probably needs hardcore games with tits and violence and guns and cars.

[Zack]

At 12/5/06 12:18 AM, Zen444 wrote: Ricky probably needs hardcore games with tits and violence and guns and cars.

He said the same thing about WoW now thats all he does.

[Bolo]

*applauds Ricky*

[Smizzoach]

I hope he shits on it before handing it in for a refund.

[LedgendGamer]

That is a major overreaction. He should give it more than 30 minutes to get used to it.

[HandsomeJake]

your friends ability to bitch is impressive

[Triple-Merc]

(IF THIS IS TRUE)

Wow, what an ungrateful, selfish, moronic little bitch. His mom spent more than he probably has ever held in his life on it, and he's not even giving it a chance. Kick that guy's ass. Slap some fucking sense into his nerdy fanboy ass.

[SlayThePirate]

he is an asshole >:I

[Zack]

ricky says:
its a shame that i cant take it back.
Zack says:
lol.
ricky says:
if my mom would let me i'd give it to you
ricky says:
dead serious
Zack says:
=o
ricky:
<3

Thats fucking friendship right there

[Jimmys-Adventure]

At 12/5/06 12:26 AM, Zack wrote: ricky says:
its a shame that i cant take it back.
Zack says:
lol.
ricky says:
if my mom would let me i'd give it to you
ricky says:
dead serious
Zack says:
=o
ricky:
<3

Thats fucking friendship right there

Get it for free! Ricky can just pretend it broke when his mum was out.

[Zack]

At 12/5/06 12:26 AM, Triple-Merc wrote: (IF THIS IS TRUE)

Its 100% true, I have more of the conversation earlier about his mom giving him the box... I didn't post that because its like 5 minutes worth of talking and boring as hell =p.

[SeizureDog]

What a spoiled little bitch. I could have gotten a CD-i with Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon and not have complained THAT hard. I'd certainly still keep it.

[Bunzi]

At 12/5/06 12:19 AM, Zack wrote:

At 12/5/06 12:18 AM, Zen444 wrote: Ricky probably needs hardcore games with tits and violence and guns and cars.

He said the same thing about WoW now thats all he does.

Well recently notmuch has come out that was all that great so he does have a point.. Still this is a low time in the game industry I'm sure it will go back up, LIKE A LOLERCOASTER!!! :O :O: O

[PsychoticMind]

At 12/5/06 12:18 AM, secretman1 wrote:

At 12/5/06 12:15 AM, Zack wrote:
I know its another console thread but hey this one is different.

suck his wii and he'll forgive you.

Lolzerz.

[SeizureDog]

At 12/5/06 12:34 AM, Bunzi wrote:

At 12/5/06 12:19 AM, Zack wrote:

At 12/5/06 12:18 AM, Zen444 wrote: Ricky probably needs hardcore games with tits and violence and guns and cars.

He said the same thing about WoW now thats all he does.

Well recently notmuch has come out that was all that great so he does have a point.. Still this is a low time in the game industry I'm sure it will go back up, LIKE A LOLERCOASTER!!! :O :O: O

Which is why I stick with the classics. Played some Perfect Dark and Soul Calibur 2 (for GC of course) today.

[MidnyteRayne]

Tell him his sorry ass is fucking lucky he got jack shit for his snobby ass birthday, especially since he's such an ungrateful little fuck.

[Zack]

I honestly think its because the games that he had aren't the greatest. I guess his Mom really didn't shop hard in the video game department. I'm sure if he got Zelda or Call of Duty 3 he would love his Wii. I haven't talked to him in a couple of minutes now maybe hes going to give it another chance. I really hope he does...

[dooseyboy]

get him a good game and tell him if he doesnt want it dooseyboy will have
lol this thread is tottally fake

[Bus-Driver]

He dosen't like the Wii? He should sue the Nintendo Company, Just like very other person who purchased one that found one minor immperfection in it.

[DariusR]

Wow, your friend is a FUCKING DICK lol. I mean, you got him a WII? If he's this assanine to you, then you might as well go up to him and kick him in the face. And I can't belive you actually let him tell you all shit.

[HerculesXIX]

Your friend is wise.

[Zen444]

At 12/5/06 12:43 AM, WoebegonenessIsSad wrote: Soul Calibur 2

Who plays that shitty button masher?

[HerculesXIX]

At 12/5/06 12:51 AM, DariusR wrote: Wow, your friend is a FUCKING DICK lol. I mean, you got him a WII? If he's this assanine to you, then you might as well go up to him and kick him in the face. And I can't belive you actually let him tell you all shit.

"He said his mom just handed him a wrapped box that either had a Wii or a new video card"

[homor]

At 12/5/06 12:57 AM, HerculesXIX wrote: "He said his mom just handed him a wrapped box that either had a Wii or a new video card"

so that makes it okay to be an ungreatful littel dick?

fuck no.

[Zack]

I FUCKING KNEW IT

Zack said:
=o
Zack said:
Do remember Nathan?
Zack said:
Can i give him your msn?

ricky says:
sure
ricky says:
the wii is getting better.
Zack says:
already did
Zack says:
I TOLD YOU
Zack says:
I TOLD YOU
ricky says:
its just red steel is very, very, very hard
ricky says:
the sword fighting is pretty fun
Zack says:
thats what I thought when I saw it
ricky says:
and its not limited like people say
Zack says:
See dude
Zack says:
Your ganna be happy with it
ricky says:
you remember when patty said the sword play is limited?
ricky says:
well actually it swings the exact way you swing your hand
Zack says:
Really Thats good
ricky says:
if you flip up that offhand controller thing, it flips tables
ricky says:
breaks bottles, etc

[MidnyteRayne]

At 12/5/06 12:56 AM, Zen444 wrote:

At 12/5/06 12:43 AM, WoebegonenessIsSad wrote: Soul Calibur 2

Who plays that shitty button masher?

The people who know how to play without mashing buttons.

Or picking Link every time.

[homor]

dont be this nice to that little shit, hes acting like a spoiled retard, tell him to shut and enjoy his wii, he shoud be happy he even got ANYTHING for his birthday, or show him this topic.

[Zack]

At 12/5/06 01:01 AM, MidnyteRayne wrote:

At 12/5/06 12:56 AM, Zen444 wrote:

At 12/5/06 12:43 AM, WoebegonenessIsSad wrote: Soul Calibur 2

Who plays that shitty button masher?

The people who know how to play without mashing buttons.

Or picking Link every time.

Link is the cheapest mother fucker in every game I hope they fix him in SSBB